The day Furinkan got High
Disclaimer: Ir I owned Rama ½ it would suck DBZs dick for 2 dollars so be GLAD I don't (I'm saying it would suck)!
This is like my first attempt at fan fiction (other than helping a friend of mine) so it may suck. Flame all you want! O need a good laugh. I have also only seen most of the first season so I may get a few things wrong. It ain't my fault! I'm also just going to use Ranma, Ryuoga,and maybe Kuno if he's lucky.
Akane:START THE FUCKING STORY!!!
Shut up bitch, you ain't even in it!!! Just for that I'm turning this into a Kuno/Akane fic!! Bitch.
Akane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS bitch
Any ways on with the crap! Er.story! Yeah.
Ranma is sitting around looking at a porno magazine when he decides to give Ryouga a call.
Ranma:WAAAAAAAASSUUUUUP!!
Ryouga: I'm lost!!!
Ranma: Sweet!!! Want some marijuana?
Ryouga: You know it bitch!!
Ranma: I also got a new porno! Shampoo and Kodachi in many interesting positions!
Ryouga : I'd make some interesting comment ending with an explanation point, but I'm too busy drooling! Wait.
Ranma: Hurry up and find yourself!!
Ryouga: I'll do just that!
Ranma goes out in front of the house and waits three days for Ryouga to show up. It's a big porno.
Ranma: Dude, it's about fucking time!
Ryouga: Sorry Mousse turned gay and chased me the whole way here.
Ranma:Just get your ass inside! Before the author puts in an adult or some other parental figure!
Ryouga:Crap!!
They both run inside and hide from me so for about an hour I couldn't find them to write the story. I finally find a quite high Ranma and Ryouga.
Ranma: DUDE Ya know how there is like, school t'day or some crap!
Ryouga: NO COMPRENDE MY ENGOLAS!!! NO! NO!!
Ranma: I know, my thinkin' exactly! We should go get Firinkan high!
Ryouga: CUTE LITTLE PUPPY DOG CHILDREN WITH THE CREEPY NIGHTMEARISH FACES!!!!! AAAAIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Ranma and Ryouga go outside and look around.
Ranma: Dude, where's my car?
Ryouga: YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR, DUMBASS!!!
Ranma: Oh yeah! Here Kuno!! Here boy!!!
Kuno runs up on all fours and starts barking!!
Ranma: Good boy!! Give us a ride to furinkan!
Ranma and Ryuoga ride Kuno horsie style to furinkan.
Ranma: Kuno, go get your sister, we need drugs fast!
Kuno: WOOF WOOFI'm gayWOOF WOOF
Ryouga: IT TALKED!! I'VE BEEN SPEAKING IN CAPITALS FOR A REAL LONG TIME!
Kodachi shows up and spreads cocaine all over the school!
Akane: Kuno my love, come with me! We will make sweet passionate love, doggie style on the teacher's desk!!
Kuno:WOOF WOOFno I'm gayWOOF WOOF
Akane: Yay! He agrees!!
Akane and Kuno go run off to make with lots of fun!!
Ranma and Ryouga start a foursome with Shampoo and Kodachi.
Everyone else DIES!!
That's the end. I thought it was pretty good for being off the top of my head. Review or I eat the guy who made Ranma, and I'll forse you to listen to the pokemon theme over and over and over!!!
P.S. Liam is a Tard. ( I honestly don't know what a tard is, ask Matt on Acid, another author and a good friend of mine. He should know what that is. I believe it's a turdy retard.)
Disclaimer: Ir I owned Rama ½ it would suck DBZs dick for 2 dollars so be GLAD I don't (I'm saying it would suck)!
This is like my first attempt at fan fiction (other than helping a friend of mine) so it may suck. Flame all you want! O need a good laugh. I have also only seen most of the first season so I may get a few things wrong. It ain't my fault! I'm also just going to use Ranma, Ryuoga,and maybe Kuno if he's lucky.
Akane:START THE FUCKING STORY!!!
Shut up bitch, you ain't even in it!!! Just for that I'm turning this into a Kuno/Akane fic!! Bitch.
Akane: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS bitch
Any ways on with the crap! Er.story! Yeah.
Ranma is sitting around looking at a porno magazine when he decides to give Ryouga a call.
Ranma:WAAAAAAAASSUUUUUP!!
Ryouga: I'm lost!!!
Ranma: Sweet!!! Want some marijuana?
Ryouga: You know it bitch!!
Ranma: I also got a new porno! Shampoo and Kodachi in many interesting positions!
Ryouga : I'd make some interesting comment ending with an explanation point, but I'm too busy drooling! Wait.
Ranma: Hurry up and find yourself!!
Ryouga: I'll do just that!
Ranma goes out in front of the house and waits three days for Ryouga to show up. It's a big porno.
Ranma: Dude, it's about fucking time!
Ryouga: Sorry Mousse turned gay and chased me the whole way here.
Ranma:Just get your ass inside! Before the author puts in an adult or some other parental figure!
Ryouga:Crap!!
They both run inside and hide from me so for about an hour I couldn't find them to write the story. I finally find a quite high Ranma and Ryouga.
Ranma: DUDE Ya know how there is like, school t'day or some crap!
Ryouga: NO COMPRENDE MY ENGOLAS!!! NO! NO!!
Ranma: I know, my thinkin' exactly! We should go get Firinkan high!
Ryouga: CUTE LITTLE PUPPY DOG CHILDREN WITH THE CREEPY NIGHTMEARISH FACES!!!!! AAAAIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Ranma and Ryouga go outside and look around.
Ranma: Dude, where's my car?
Ryouga: YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR, DUMBASS!!!
Ranma: Oh yeah! Here Kuno!! Here boy!!!
Kuno runs up on all fours and starts barking!!
Ranma: Good boy!! Give us a ride to furinkan!
Ranma and Ryuoga ride Kuno horsie style to furinkan.
Ranma: Kuno, go get your sister, we need drugs fast!
Kuno: WOOF WOOFI'm gayWOOF WOOF
Ryouga: IT TALKED!! I'VE BEEN SPEAKING IN CAPITALS FOR A REAL LONG TIME!
Kodachi shows up and spreads cocaine all over the school!
Akane: Kuno my love, come with me! We will make sweet passionate love, doggie style on the teacher's desk!!
Kuno:WOOF WOOFno I'm gayWOOF WOOF
Akane: Yay! He agrees!!
Akane and Kuno go run off to make with lots of fun!!
Ranma and Ryouga start a foursome with Shampoo and Kodachi.
Everyone else DIES!!
That's the end. I thought it was pretty good for being off the top of my head. Review or I eat the guy who made Ranma, and I'll forse you to listen to the pokemon theme over and over and over!!!
P.S. Liam is a Tard. ( I honestly don't know what a tard is, ask Matt on Acid, another author and a good friend of mine. He should know what that is. I believe it's a turdy retard.)