A few reviews!

The Review Guy: Lily Waterflower IV is an inside joke that only you and I understand. If I put Ami in there, EVERYONE would understand it. The more people that understand an inside joke, the less funny it is. Like, totally!

Trunkz: The only question that will be answered this chapter is, uh… who will face who for the SSWWE Undisputed Championship at No Way Out! And who Jet's girlfriend is gonna be. And… well, actually, a whole bunch of questions!

Fantasy Cat: Maybe Meifa, maybe Gabby, whosoever makes me happy! I dunno!

NessacusGirl: I heard Cowboy Funk was funny in Japanese! And Gabby and Meifa are both cool! So is Alisa, but she's in love with a street punk, so… yeah! You are the A+s on my report card! All of 'em!

Katie: Steve Blum (David Lucas) was the narrator for Digimon, and he played Flamedramon too! And I'm glad you liked all the different references!

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Disclaimer: I don't own Cowboy Bebop or any of the characters. Gabby and Rick are owned by my friend (My girlfriend! ^_^) NessacusGirl! So give her a shout-out for me, okay? And uh… all the WWE characters are owned by WWE. All the WWF characters are owned by pandas. Darn that World Wildlife Fund!

Warning: For the purpose of comedy, most of the characters are OOC. Just warning you now.

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Aboard the Bebop…

"Guys, you'll never guess what just happened!" Faye yelled, running into the main hall of the Bebop carrying an envelope in her hand.

"What is it, Faye?" Andy asked.


"Jet called! Guess what? He's a pro wrestler in the SSWWE now!" Faye said happily.

"I thought you didn't like wrestling," Applederry said.


"Shut up," Faye replied. "Anyway, Jet sent us four free backstage passes to tonight's episode of SSWWE RAW!"

"Alright!" Edward yelled, doing a cartwheel. "Wrestling! Wrestling!"

"I could have SWORN you didn't like wrestling," Applederry said.

Well take the guns

The bounties

From my generation

Cause it is time for some bounty hunting

Across the nation

It's the freaks, the frauds, and Faye the broad

I love her boobies

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon

Let's get it on

It's Cowboy Bebop


Cowboy friggin' Bebop

It's Cowboy Bebop yeah

It's Cowboy Bebop

Cowboy friggin' Bebop

It's Cowboy Bebop, YEAH!

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Session 44: You Are My Jabroni

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"And we're here live for the latest episode of SSWWE RAW!" Jim Ross IV yelled. "Tonight, Jet Black takes on the Undisputed SSWWE champion Chris Jericho IV for the Undisputed Title! Also tonight, we have a Number One Contender Match! Two surprise wrestlers face off for the chance to fight for the SSWWE Championship at No Way Out!"

"Wow, JR! That's pretty cool, but who will the surprise wrestlers be?" Jerry Lawler IV asked.

"We're about to find out! Also tonight, Meifa will face Gabriella Gerardini for the SSWWE Women's Championship, and the right to be Jet's girlfriend!" Jim Ross IV said.

"Woo-hoo, puppies!" Jerry Lawler IV cheered.

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Backstage, in Jet's locker room…

"Wow, you got a really nice place here," Andy said, looking around the room.

"Yeah," Jet said. "I am the star of the SSWWE. Well, actually, that jerk Y2J is the champ, but I'm about to be the champ! Oh, I'd like you to meet my two new girlfriends!"

Two pretty women stepped into the room. One of them had blondish-brown hair and wore a blue t-shirt and blue jeans. The other one had brown hair and was wearing a modest housewife's dress.

"I'm Meifa!" said the woman with blondish-brown hair. "Hello!"

"Aren't you the girl that was giggling a lot? And you were allergic to my smoking?" Faye asked.

"Yeah," Meifa said.

"I gave up smoking so Spike would like me. Then he died!" Faye cried.

"Aw, that's sad," Meifa said.

"Who's Spike?" Gabby asked. "I think I know him from somewhere. Wasn't he-"

"No, you don't!" yelled a voice from offstage. "You don't know Spike. Not in this timeline."

"Okay," Gabby said.


"Who was that?" Jet asked.

"The author," Gabby replied.

"D'oh!" yelled the voice from offstage.

"They're about to announce the first contestant in the number one contender match," Jet said, pointing to a small TV monitor in the locker room. "Let's watch!"

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"We're about to find out the first contestant in the number one contender match!" Jim Ross IV said. "Here we go!"

The Y2J countdown appeared on the Titantron.

"What the heck?" Jim Ross IV yelled. "Jericho's not supposed to be in this match!"

Chris Jericho IV's theme song played as the SSWWE champ headed down to the ring, holding his title belt victoriously. He stepped into the ring.

"I'm the king of the world!" Jericho IV shouted.

"He's got that right!" Jerry Lawler IV said. "Let's see what Jericho has to say!"

"As all of you assclowns know, I'm facing Jet Black in an SSWWE Championship match tonight!" Jericho IV said. "I hate Jet! I hate hate hate hate him!"

"We all know that," Jim Ross IV said.

"And I know someone else who hates him just as much. In fact, he's the first fighter in the Number One Contender match!" Jericho IV yelled.

"Who hates Jet as much as Jericho does?" Jim Ross IV asked.

"I do," Jerry Lawler IV said. "Maybe it's me, JR!"

"A few days ago, Jet met a woman named Gabriella Elizabete Gerardini. She had run away from her family, and Jet, that dirty corrupt donut-stuffing assclown, helped her!" Jericho IV said. "Assisting a delinquent is a crime!"

"Gabby's 28!" Jim Ross IV said. "She can make her own decisions!"

"So, my new friend Rick tried to help poor Gabby get back to her family," Jericho IV continued. He loved her dearly, and wanted to marry her! But do you know what Jet did? Jet killed him! Jet struck poor Rick down in cold blood! And Rick's poor uncle Armand!"

"That's a dang lie, and you know it, Jericho! That dirty scoundrel Rick beat poor Gabby like a dang government mule!" Jim Ross IV yelled angrily. "He's a dang dirty kidnapper!"

"But yesterday, I used the Dragonballs to bring Rick back to life!" Jericho IV shouted. "You all thought they were a myth, but I know better! And in fact, he's going to be in tonight's match!"

The Sopranos theme hit. Rick walked down the ramp and into the ring. Jericho IV hugged Rick, then went backstage, leaving Rick in the ring.

"Hey Jet, I'm back!" Rick shouted. "And when I win the Number One Contenders' Match tonight, I'm going to face you at No Way Out! No, I won't face you at No Way Out! Because you won't be able to beat Chris Jericho tonight! And do you know why? I'm going to make sure you lose your match!"

"You suck! You suck! You suck!" chanted the crowd.

"Hey, treat Rick with some respect!" Jerry Lawler IV yelled.

"And after you lose your match tonight, I'm going to celebrate by marrying Gabby!" Rick yelled. "You won't beat me again!"

I think I'm cute

I know I'm sexy

"Huh?" Jerry Lawler IV shouted.

"That's Shawn Michaels IV's theme!" Jim Ross IV shouted.

I'm just a sexy boy

I'm not your boytoy

I'm just a sexy boy

I'm not your boytoy

Shawn Michaels IV stepped into the ring. He ignored Rick and began posing for the crowd.

"Hey, jerk!" Rick yelled. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm your opponent tonight!" Shawn Michaels IV said. "You're gonna face HBK for the Number One Contender spot! Oh yeah!"

Rick ran at Shawn Michaels IV. Michaels turned around, then hit Rick right in the chin with a deadly kick, knocking him out instantly.

"Mah gawd! HBK just hit the Sweet Chin Music! Rick is out like a light!" Jim Ross IV yelled. Michaels IV's theme, "Sexy Boy" hit. The victorious Heartbreak Kid slid out of the ring and danced all the way backstage.

"Could this be what's going to happen in tonight's Number One Contender match?" Jim Ross IV said.

"Of course not! Rick can win! Right?" Jerry Lawler IV said, worry clearly showing in his voice.

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Backstage, in Jet's locker room…

"Oh no, did you see that?" Gabby asked. "Rick's back…"

"Don't worry, Gabby! You're safe with us!" Faye said.

"That's right, Gabby. I won't let Rick ever hurt you again!" Jet said.

"Well Gabby, are you ready for our match now?" Meifa asked.

"Alright!" Gabby said. "Let's go!"

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In the ring…

"That dang Rick is back, and he's teamed up with Y2J! Dear God almighty, ah don't believe it!" Jim Ross IV yelled.

"Jericho and Rick are an unstoppable team! Jet's done for!" Jerry Lawler IV said.

The victory music from Final Fantasy began to play. Meifa ran down the ramp and slid into the ring. She waved to the crowd.

"Hello!" Meifa said happily.

"You Are My Sunshine" began playing. Gabby jogged down the ramp and hopped into the ring.

"Are you ready?" Gabby asked.

"Are you going to fight in THAT?" Meifa asked, pointing at Gabby's dress.

"Well, yeah," Gabby said. "What am I supposed to fight in?"

"Bra and panties! Bra and panties!" Jerry Lawler IV yelled.

"Cool it, you," Jim Ross IV said.

"No way!" Gabby yelled. "I'm not showing off for the crowd!"


The crowd began to boo.

"Well, not necessarily," Meifa said. "Wear something like I'm wearing! T-shirt and blue jeans! Casual-like!"

"Okay, but I need to change!" Gabby said.

"C'mon, fight already!" Jerry Lawler IV yelled. "Hurry up!"

"The crowd's full of pervs," Meifa said. "Let's just wrestle now, okay?"

"Alright!" Gabby said. She put up her fists.

"Wait for me!" Jet said, running down the ramp and sliding into the ring. He was wearing a referee's outfit.

"You're the ref?" Gabby asked.

"That's right!" Jet said. "If this fight is gonna decide who gets to be my girlfriend, I'd better be the ref!"

"This'll be fun!" Meifa said. "Alright, let's go!"

Meifa ran at Gabby and punched at her head. Gabby dodged to the left and swept her leg under Meifa's feet, knocking her to the ground.


"Alright!" Gabby cheered. "I did-"

Meifa spun around on the ground, spinning her legs under Gabby's. Gabby fell to the ground, right into a roll-up pin from Meifa.

"1! 2!" Jet counted before Gabby kicked out.

"Hey!" Gabby yelled, standing up and brushing herself off. "That was pretty good…"

Meifa stood up and punched Gabby in the nose, knocking her back.

"And Meifa with a powerful right hook!" Jim Ross IV said. "She nailed Gabby right in the face!"

Gabby staggered back, then lunged forward and grabbed Meifa by the arm. She spun Meifa around, tossing her into the ropes surrounding the ring. Gabby ran at Meifa and tried to hit her with a clothesline, but Meifa ducked under the clothesline and kicked Gabby in the back, sending Gabby tumbling out of the ring.

"And Gabby goes flying!" Jim Ross IV yelled.

Gabby hit the ground outside the ring, hard. She stood up and pointed at Meifa.

"You're going down!" Gabby yelled.

"You'd better get back in the ring," Jet said. "Okay, Gabby?"

"Okay, Jet!" Gabby replied. She hopped back into the ring and took a swing at Meifa. Meifa ducked under the punch.

"I'm level 24!" Meifa shouted. "You're only like, Level 18 or something! So there!"

Meifa pushed Gabby back into the turnbuckle, then punched her in the face.

"Aaah!" Gabby yelled.

Meifa punched at Gabby again.

"If I don't do something soon, I'm going to lose!" Gabby thought. "Wait, I know!"

Meifa punched at Gabby. Gabby ducked under the punch at the last minute, causing Meifa to smash her hand into the hard steel turnbuckle.

"Argh!" Meifa screamed, collapsing to the canvas. "My hand's broken!"

"Uh oh…" Gabby said to herself. "Maybe I ducked too hard…"

Gabby crawled on top of Meifa, pinning her.

"1! 2!" Jet counted. Suddenly, a hand went around Gabby's ankle. Gabby was pulled off of Meifa and out of the ring.


"Help!" Gabby yelled. "It's Rick!"


Rick dragged Gabby out of the ring. He reached under the ring and pulled out a metal folding chair.

"Hey!" Jet yelled. "Rick, I'm gonna kill you! Again!"

Rick raised the folding chair over Gabby's head. Suddenly, Jet's strong hands grabbed the folding chair from Rick. Jet swung the chair at Rick, but before the chair hit, Rick got out of the way and ran backstage.

"He got away!" Gabby shouted. "Go after him, Jet!"

"I'll get him later," Jet said. "Right now, we gotta finish the match!"

"Alright!" Gabby said. She crawled into the ring and looked at Meifa. "Meifa, is your hand okay?"

Meifa shook her head.


"Sorry, Gabby. I'm going to tap out…. You can be Jet's girlfriend, alright?"

Meifa tapped out. Jet rang the bell.

"The winner…. Gabby!" Jet said, holding up Gabby's arm in the air.

"Yay!" Gabby cheered. "Meifa, do you need a doctor?"

"There's probably a doctor backstage," Meifa said. "Bye, guys! We're still friends, okay?"

Meifa limped backstage, holding her broken hand.

"Too bad about Meifa's hand," Gabby said. "But now we're together forever!"


"That's right, Gabby! I always loved you a bit more anyway. You're my sunshine!"

Jet embraced Gabby and kissed her.

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Backstage, in Jet's locker room…

"Aw, Gabby-wabby and Jet-person!" Edward said. "That's cute! Soooo cute!"

"They make a great couple," Faye said. "Just like Spike and I would have been! Waaaaaah!"

"Poor Faye," Andy said. "The next fight is about to start though! That Rick loser is about to get creamed."

"Go Shawn Michaels! Go Shawn Michaels! Go Shawn Michaels go!" Edward cheered.

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"Sexy Boy" hit. Shawn Michaels dance down to the ring and slid inside.

"And there's the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels IV!" Jim Ross IV shouted. "He's here and he's ready to fight!"

The Sopranos' theme hit. Rick ran down to the ring and stepped inside.

"Alright, man, I'm taking you down!" Rick yelled, weakly punching at Michaels IV. The punch hit Michaels in the face, but the Heartbreak Kid wasn't even fazed. Rick gasped.

"You punk, that didn't even hurt!" Michaels IV shouted. He leapt up and dropkicked Rick to the ground.

"No!" Jerry Lawler IV shouted.

"Get him, HBK! Kick that dang pervert's butt!" Jim Ross IV yelled.

Michaels IV pinned Rick. The ref began to count.

"1! 2!"

But just before the ref counted to three, Rick somehow managed to kick out. He groaned in pain. Shawn Michaels IV stood Rick up. Rick bobbled around wearily.

"Shawn Michaels is gonna go for the superkick!" Jim Ross IV shouted excitedly. Shawn Michaels IV turned around and kicked the weary Rick in the chin, knocking him out again. Rick hit the canvas. Shawn Michaels IV pinned him.

"1! 2!" counted the ref.

"That's it, it's all- oh mah gawd, look out!" Jim Ross IV yelled. Chris Jericho IV was right behind the ref, holding a metal chair. He slammed the chair across the back of the ref's head, knocking him out. Shawn Michaels IV stood up angrily and kicked the chair right out of Jericho IV's hands. The chair flew out of the ring.

"Alright, Y2Jerk, you want some too?" Michaels IV yelled. He spun around and kicked Jericho IV in the face, knocking him back into the ring ropes. Michaels punched Jericho hard in the chest, sending him flying over the ropes and onto the ground outside the ring. Michaels pinned Rick again, but the ref was still knocked out.

"That dang Rick should be out by now! It's been way more than three seconds! The dang ref is still knocked out!" Jim Ross IV yelled angrily.

Michaels IV pounded the canvas in frustration and stood up. Suddenly, Chris Jericho IV climbed back into the ring holding a sledgehammer.

"Oh mah gawd, no!" Jim Ross IV shouted. Before Michaels IV could react, Jericho IV nailed him in the back of the head with the sledgehammer. Michaels IV passed out and fell to the canvas just as the ref began to stir. Jericho IV placed Rick's unconscious body on top of Michaels IV and ran out of the ring.

"No, not like this! For the love of God, not like this!" Jim Ross IV shouted.

"1! 2! 3!" the ref counted.

Rick woke up and wearily stood in the ring. The ref held up Rick's arm.

"Yay!" Jerry Lawler IV shouted.

"Shut up, King! Don't you know what this means? That dang Rick is gonna be the number one contender at No Way Out!" Jim Ross IV yelled.

"I know! Isn't it great, JR?" Jerry Lawler IV asked.

"No!" Jim Ross IV yelled.

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"No, no, no!" Gabby yelled, watching the fight from Jet's locker room. "No, Jet, no! You gotta stop this!"

"I headed out to the ring, but by the time I got there, everyone had left," Jet said. "Our TV in here is tape-delayed two minutes."

"Welp, you'd better worry about your fight with Y2J," Faye said. "Then you'll get to face Rick at No Way Out."

"Yeah! And then there's gonna be no way out for Rick!" Applederry said. Andy, Faye, Jet, Edward, and Gabby stared at him angrily.


"That was horrible," Jet said. "Anyway, it's time for my match!"

"Can I come with you?" Gabby asked.

"It might be dangerous," Jet said.

"Jet, I'm the new Women's Champion! I can protect myself!" Gabby said. "Please, Jet?"

"Well… alright," Jet said. "Let's go!"

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In the ring…

"The main event is about to begin, and I really hope Jet wins this thing," Jim Ross IV said. "That Y2Jerk and his partner in crime Rick don't deserve the SSWWE title!"

"I beg to differ, JR!" Jerry Lawler IV said.

"Would you shut up, King?" Jim Ross IV yelled.

You are my sunshine

My only sunshine

"That's Gabby's theme!" Jim Ross IV said. "Look! She's coming out with Jet!"

You make me happy

When skies are gray

You'll never know dear

How much I love you

Please don't take my sunshine away

Police sirens began to sound. The lights dimmed. Bright red lights began to encircle the ring.

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

"Sunshine" was suddenly replaced by Scott Steiner's theme, which Jet was now using as his own theme song. Jet and Gabby walked down the ramp and slid into the ring. Jet raised his metal arm to his lips and kissed it, just like Scott Steiner.

"Gimme a (censored) microphone!" Jet yelled to a crewman standing near the ring. Gabby giggled. The crewman handed a mic to Jet and ran off. Jet lifted the mic to his lips.

"Jet's gonna say something!" Jerry Lawler IV said.

"First of all, I just want to say that I was disgusted by the results of that last match!" Jet shouted. "That jerk Rick does NOT deserve to be the Number One contender!"

The crowd cheered.


"And it's all Chris Jericho IV's fault. So Jericho, in this match tonight, I'm gonna kick the holy crap out of you!"

The crowd cheered louder.

"Holla if ya hear me!" Jet yelled.

"Yay!" Gabby cheered.

No chance! That's what you've got!

"What?" Jim Ross IV shouted. "It's Vince McMahon IV!"


Vince McMahon walked out onto the ramp, holding a microphone.

"Jet, I know how mad you are with Jericho. But I just got done talking with Jericho and Rick. Jet, you are a dangerous man!" McMahon IV yelled.

"What?" Jet yelled.

"You beat Rick to death with that metal arm of yours, and I'm not going to allow you to use it in your match with Y2J!" McMahon IV said, holding up a screwdriver.

"***hole! ***hole! ***hole!" chanted the crowd.

"Hey, you can't disrespect Vince like that!" Jerry Lawler IV said.

"I'm coming down to the ring and I'm gonna unscrew that metal arm of yours!" McMahon IV shouted. He walked down the ramp and was immediately confronted by Gabby.


"I don't think so!" Gabby yelled.

"Get out of my way!" McMahon IV yelled. "I'm Vince McMahon, da-"

"Shut your mouth!" Gabby yelled. She kicked Vince McMahon IV hard in the groin. McMahon IV doubled over.

"Never… mind…" McMahon IV said weakly. He limped back up the ramp.

"Good work, Gabby!" Jet said.

"No sweat!" Gabby replied, giving Jet a thumbs-up. The Y2J countdown began. Jericho IV and Rick walked down the ramp.

"You assclowns! How dare you!" Jericho IV yelled. He slid into the ring. "Oh well, metal arm or no metal arm! I'm a living legend! I'm going to kick your butt!"

Meanwhile, Rick had found himself a place to watch the fight, and was standing outside the ring, behind a turnbuckle. Gabby was standing behind the turnbuckle on the opposite side of the ring from Rick.

"And here we go!" Jim Ross IV said. "This fight is about to begin!"

Chris Jericho IV lunged forward and punched at Jet. Jet grabbed Jericho IV's hand with his metal fist and began squeezing.

"Argh! Argh! Argh!" Jericho IV shouted. "Darn you!"

Jericho IV kicked Jet hard in the groin. Jet released Jericho IV's arm and doubled over.


"That's a low blow!" Jim Ross IV shouted. "Already, a low blow from Jericho!"

Jericho IV reared back and punched Jet hard in the face, sending him crashing to the canvas.

"Jet, no!" Gabby yelled. Jericho IV pinned Jet.

"1! 2!" counted the ref. Jet kicked out and hopped back to his feet. He punched Jericho in the face with his non-metal hand. Jericho staggered back. Jet hit Jericho again, sending him back to the ring ropes. Jet switched hands, getting ready to punch Jericho with his metal arm. Suddenly, Jericho was pulled out of the ring by his partner Rick, causing Jet's fist to punch right through air.

"Thanks," Jericho IV said, climbing back into the ring.

"He's cheating!" Gabby yelled. Jericho grabbed Jet's leg and pulled him to the ground.

"Argh!" Jet yelled as his head hit the canvas. Jericho got on top of Jet and began punching him repeatedly.

"Yeah!" Rick cheered. "Get him! Get him!"

Jericho IV crawled off of Jet and leaped up onto the turnbuckle.

"He's gonna try to jump on Jet!" Jerry Lawler IV yelled.

Jericho prepared to leap off of the turnbuckle and onto Jet. Suddenly, Gabby grabbed Jericho by the leg, causing him to hit his knee hard on the turnbuckle. Jericho let out a loud scream of pain and fell into the ring next to Jet. Rick shouted angrily and ran over to Gabby.

"Uh oh…" Gabby said. Rick stomped over to her.

"What's wrong with you?" Rick yelled. "You just hurt the SSWWE Champion, Chris Jericho IV!"


Rick angrily slapped Gabby in the face. Gabby let out a yelp of pain. She began to growl. She turned back to face Rick.


"No one… will ever… hit me like that again!" Gabby yelled. She lashed out and slammed her fist right into Rick's nose. Rick yelled and cupped both of his hands over his nose.

"It's bleeding!" Rick yelled. Gabby reached under the ring and took out a frying pan. She raised it above Rick's head, but suddenly had the pan grabbed away by the ref.

"Hey!" the ref yelled. "You two chill out!"

"He slapped me!" Gabby yelled.

"She broke my nose!" Rick whined. Meanwhile, Chris Jericho IV had just managed to stand up in the ring. He reached into his tights and pulled out some brass knuckles. He put the knuckles on his hand and pounded Jet on the forehead. The ref turned around, and Jericho quickly tossed the brass knuckles out of the ring.

"Owwww… my head!" Jet yelled. He stood up wearily.


"How'd you get up?" Jericho IV asked.

"I'm a cop. Duh," Jet said. "Take this!"

Jet reared back and punched Jericho IV in the face with his metal arm. Jericho dropped to the canvas, knocked out instantly.

"Alright!" Gabby cheered. "Pin him!"


Jet pinned Jericho.

"1! 2!" counted the ref. Before the ref got to three, Jericho kicked out. He was barely awake.

"Darn it!" Jet shouted. He pulled back his metal arm and prepared to strike Jet again. Rick got up behind Jet and pulled him out of the ring.

"Dang that Rick, he did it again!" Jim Ross IV shouted. Jet spun Rick around.

"Time to kill you for good," Jet said. "You sick freak!"

Jet prepared to strike Rick.


"Jet, help!" Gabby yelled. Chris Jericho IV had grabbed her and was preparing to hit her with brass knuckles. Jet dropped Rick and ran at Jericho IV angrily. Rick ran up behind Jet and slammed a trash can into the back of his head. Jet screamed in pain and collapsed to the ground. Rick laughed evilly.

"We got him!" Rick shouted triumphantly. The ref began to call for the bell.

"No!" Gabby yelled. "If Jericho gets disqualified, Jet can't win the title!"

"Then we'll just have to get Jericho disqualified!" Rick said. He reached under the ring and pulled out a sledgehammer.

"No!" Gabby yelled. She broke free from Chris Jericho and tackled Rick to the ground, causing the sledgehammer to fall out of Rick's hand.

"Hey!" Jericho yelled. Gabby ignored Jericho and began to punch Rick repeatedly. Jericho lunged at Gabby. Suddenly, Jet leaped up with renewed vigor. He ran at Jericho and laid him out with a hard clothesline to the head. Jet tossed Y2J back into the ring.

"I don't believe it! He's gonna pin Jericho!" Jim Ross IV shouted. Jet crawled on top of Jericho IV and pinned him.

"1! 2! 3!" shouted the ref. Jet got up and posed victoriously in the ring, holding up his new title belt. Gabby crawled off of Rick and slid into the ring. She hugged Jet happily.

"Yes! You're the new champ! Alright!" Gabby cheered. But Rick wasn't done yet. He picked up a sledgehammer that was lying next to the ring, then crawled inside and got up behind Jet.


"I'm the champ!" Jet shouted. Gabby gasped.

"Jet, behind you!" Gabby yelled. Jet turned around, but it was too late. Rick nailed Jet with the sledgehammer, knocking him out.

"Chris Jericho might not have won, but I did!" Rick yelled. "And now to claim my prize!"


Gabby crawled back. She found herself backed up against the turnbuckle. Rick stood over her with the sledgehammer.

"Bwahaha!" Rick laughed. "You're mine!"

"Go Go Cactus Man" began to play. The arena erupted into cheers as Cowboy Andy ran down the ramp and slugged Rick in the back of the head. Rick fell to the ground.

"Cuttin' it a little close there, huh, little lady?" Andy said. Gabby nodded.

"He knocked out Jet…" Gabby said, kneeling next to her fallen lover.

"I'm sure Jet will be fine soon! He's a real tough guy!" Andy said. "Well, anyway, we'd better go. C'mon, I'll help you carry Jet to the-"

Rick's sledgehammer slammed into the back of Andy's head, knocking him out. Gabby screamed.

"Now it's just you and me, Gabby!" Rick said. "And the MILLIONS… and MILLIONS of The Rick's fans!"

"That was really lame," Gabby said. "I'm serious."


"Shut up!" Rick yelled. "You're history! Unless you marry me, of course."

Gabby's eyes suddenly dwelled to a metal folding chair sitting by the ring. She grabbed it.

"What are you doing?" Rick asked. Gabby smiled.

"This is for the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of Gabby's fans!" Gabby said. She clocked Rick on the head with the chair, sending him staggering backwards. Gabby leaped up onto the turnbuckle and held the chair out in front of her. She leaped off of the turnbuckle, kicking the chair into Rick's head and knocking him back into the other turnbuckle.

"THE VANTERMINATOR!" Jim Ross IV yelled jublilantly. "GABBY HIT THE VANTERMINATOR! RICK IS OUT OF THERE!"

A wispy ghost floated out of Rick's body.

"Oh crap," Rick's ghost said. "I'm dead again!"

The ghost floated up and out of the arena.

"I killed him," Gabby said. "Oops…"

"It's no big loss," the ref said. "He was a jerk!"

The crowd cheered madly.

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Later, in Jet's locker room…

"My head hurts," Andy said.

"Mine too," Jet said. "But at least I'm the champ, and Gabby is safe, and Rick is dead!"

"Since Rick died, they made Shawn Michaels IV the Number One Contender! Isn't that great?" Gabby asked.

"I guess you'd better begin training, huh, Jet?" Faye said.

"Yeah, guess I should," Jet said.

"Hey, maybe you and Gabby could join us on Bebop!" Andy said.

"Nah, we're the SSWWE Champs. It wouldn't be fair to the fans," Jet said.

"Maybe after the fans get tired of us as champs, and Internet smarks start calling us obscene names!" Gabby said. "Then we could retire and join you, okay?"

"That's okay," Applederry said. "You just go right on being SSWWE Champ. Of course, I hope Shawn Michaels wins the title, but-"

Gabby kicked Applederry in the groin. Applederry doubled over.

"Oops," Gabby said. "Sorry, Ed. I kicked your dad in the…"

"It's okay!" Edward said. "He's used to it!"


"And so is Andy," Faye said. "They're a couple of jerks!"

Gabby giggled.

"Well, bye!" Jet said. "See you all soon, okay?"

Andy, Faye, Applederry, and Edward waved goodbye to Gabby and Jet and got into the Bebop.

"Hey, what happened to Meifa?" Gabby asked.

"It's one of those unanswered questions," Jet said. "Nobody knows."

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On Ganymede…

"So," Alisa said, sipping on a cup of coffee. "Jet dumped you too, huh?"

"My hand's broken," Meifa whined.


"Wanna be lesbian lovers?" Alisa asked. "I stopped waiting for Rhint a long time ago."

"Okay!" Meifa said.

You are my sunshine… jabroni!

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Andy: Sheeeeeeeee's baaaack!


Faye: Meifa? Gabby? Catherine?

Andy: Kikome, silly! And it looks like she's qualified for the Space Olympics in Istanbul! WITH MY HORSE!

Applederry: You'd better get it back.

Andy: But I can't let Kikome lose…

Faye: You can trip her horse with a wire!

Andy: That would hurt poor Onyx!


Edward: Istanbul, Constantinople, Byzantium!

Andy: Oh yeah, I forgot! I also have to fight some terrorists who want Istanbul to be renamed Constantinople!

Faye: Why did Constantinople get the works?

Andy: That's nobody's business but the Turks!

Kikome: Next episode of Bebop: "They Might Be Horse Rustlers"! Isn't that right, Onyx?

Onyx: *neighs*

Andy: Gimme back my horse!