Fey: I TOLD you I was bored!
Bakura: Hehehe…
Fey: Uhh…(doesn't want to know)
Bakura: Fey…does..not..own…YuGiOh! I own them! There all mine! MY SLAVES!!! Mwuahahaha!!!
Fey: (rises her eyebrows)
Bakura: Ahah…hahaha..ha. Ahem. No I don't. We are all Kazuki Takahashi's creations. And the songs are owned by whoever.
Fey: 'Cept anyone ya don't recognize. And me.
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Everyone had gotten pretty bored.
In the first car, Mai was so bored, in fact, she sped up in her driving. She was then stopped by a cop.
Cop: (waddles over)
Callie: Oh no! What're we gonna do?
Téa, Joey: (are worried)
Ryou: (freaked out by the cop, but comforting Callie)
Malik: (stabbing various objects with his M.Rod. Like the windows)
Isis: (indifferent)
Bakura: (grinning all weird)
Isis: (now she's worried)
Callie: What do we do?
Mai: (smiles) Watch and learn.
Cop: (comes up to window) Excuse…me, miss?
Mai: (oh-so innocently) Is there a problem, officer?
Cop: Yeah…you…were..goin'..a bit too…(zones out)
Mai: (surprised) (snaps her fingers in his face)
Cop: Huh? Wha? Oh yeah…fast.
Mai: Oh, sir, I'm so sorry. (bats eyelashes)
Cop: Well…
Mai: (practically purring) I promise not to do it again. Promise.
Cop: (blushes) Uh…oh…(zones out once more)
Isis: We're getting delayed! (takes her brother's M.Rod ("Hey!") and hits the guy with it)
Cop: x_X
All: (sweatdrop)
Isis: Well? Let's go!
Mai: (zooms off)
Cop: Bye. Don't be crossing the speed limit now! (falls--again)
*
Mai had put on No Doubt. Before, she'd been boppin' to the music. Now she was just flipping through channels on the radio, and no one in the car could decide which song to pick. Especially Bakura. Gods, for a tomb robber, he was picky. She had spit her gum out the window, and was on her seventh piece.
"Upside Down! My grades are down, from As to Bs. I'm way behind in hi—" [A*Teens]Bakura: No way! Who wants to listen to some Swedish fish talk about homework?!
(click) "We playin' bas-ket-ball…we—" [Lil' Bow Wow]
Bakura: Basketball is stupid and for idiots who believe they can fly.
Isis: (nods)
Mai: (frowns)
Joey, Téa, Callie: (all play basketball) Hey!
(click) "Why'd you have to go make things so complicated—" [Avril Lavigne]
Malik: This girl puts on too much eye shadow!
All except him: (roll there eyes at this comment about makeup)
(click) "La la la la la, and now the bells are ringin'! La la la la la, la la la—" [A C something or other]Mai: Okay, now that is just annoying.
(click) "Lookin' back on things I've done, I was tryin' to be someone—" [Backstreet boys]
Téa: (screams loudly and covers her head with her hands) BAD MEMORIES! NO! THE PAIN! THE PAIN!
Mai: (turns around) Are you okay?!
Malik: Keep them purple eyes on the road!!
Mai: (does so)
Téa: (rocking back and forth while Isis and Joey are trying to comfort her) Oooh. The pain. The paaaiin…
(click) "Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there…with open arms and open eyes, y—" [Incubus]
Ryou: I like this song!
Callie: I like it, but it's to sad. ;_;
Bakura: (smiles evilly) Reminds me of blood!
All others: (look at Mai and nod)
Mai: (changes station immediately)
(click) "But now I'm stronger than yesterday!! (clap clap) Now there's nothing buttin' my waay…" [Brittany Spears]
All: (all start screaming)
Isis: (wildly) TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!
Mai: I'm trying! (look of utmost horror) NOTHING'S HAPPENING! (screams)
All: (follow suit)
"My loneliness ain't killin' me no more!!…"In the other car…
Seto: (looking in the other car) What are they doing in there?
All except Yami: (turn to look)
Serenity: Oh, I hope my brother's okay in there…
Nakuru: Mine too…
Yami: (trying to fit cool hat Marik gave him over his head) (had given Marik a FAKE Millennium Rod)
Marik: (points fake M. Rod to Tristan, who's secretly eating all of Nakuru's chocolates) Mind Control!
Tristan: (blinks and pulls on M. Rod) (gold wrapping comes off) It's chocolate!
Marik: (very angry) Yamiiiiiiii….
Yami: Naniiiiii?
Marik: (pounces on Yami)
Yami, Malik: (are fighting)
It was about now that the car went out of control. Seto
reached for the wheel, but he was being squished by the two yamis.
*
Finally, they reached the airport. They parked in those buildings that are specially designed for cars.
Seto: (walking over to the guy who drives your car to the parking spaces) Here. (hands him a steering wheel)
Guy: O.o
Weird Voice over loud-speaker: Flight 747, now boarding. I repeat, Flight 747, now boarding.
Bakura: WTF?! What was that?! Where'd it come from?!
Seto: You brain-dead son of a…(remembers Serenity and Callie, who are both the youngest) That's the loudspeaker! . Honestly…
Bakura: Oh. Where is it?
All: Never mind!
Bakura: (pause) Okay.
Yami: That's our flight, let's go.
Joey: Already?
Nakuru: Hey! Who stole my chocolate?! (angry) :(
Tristan: Uh…oh…
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Fey: (giggles) Review people!
Bakura: And, next…
Together: THE PLANE!!! (both cackle evilly)