Fey: Hey Everybody!
Bakura: (waves) (talks fast) Feydoesnotownanythingyourecognizehereandifyoudotoobadcauseshedon'townit!!!!
Fey: Hey, yer getting' better at this! ^_^
Bakura: Arigatou! ^_^ I was thinking…Delta or British Airways?
Fey: Delta's stupid! Besides, British Airways has a TV!!!!!!
Bakura: Okay, then!
***
All of them were walking down the small path the plane people give you on their way to the plane.
Yami: Wow! This is so cool!
Marik: What, never seen a plane before?
Yami: Why, have you?
Marik: …no.
Yami: Hah!
Callie: (notices people staring at her hair and whispering) WHAT?! NEVER SEEN A GIRL WITH ELECTRIC BLUE BANGS BEFORE?!
People: 0.0 Eep. (look away)
Callie: By Ra…why does everyone stare at my hair?
Ryou: Because it's so pretty…? (relizes what he said and blushes)
Callie: (blushes too)
Nakuru: (pounces on Ryou, her brother, and gives him a noogie)(singsong voice) Hahahaha! Ryou's got a crush! Ryou's got a crush!
Ryou: EEE! No I don't!!!!
Callie: (watches cluelessly) ^_^ ?
Serenity: (giggles)
Malik: Hey, isn't that?
Tristan: It's Ushio!!!! Yaaah!!! (suddenly) Uhh…I don't feel good…
Nakuru: (drops Ryou) Oh! SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ATE MY CHOCOLATES!!!!???? (runs after Tristan down the plane path)
Ryou: Oh no. Ushio?!
Joey, Yugi: USHIO?!
Ushio: Eh heh heh heh…. (acts and is an idiot) (A/N: Ushio is the bully that beat up Ryou, Yugi, Joey, and Tristan!)
Bakura: So this is the guy that beat up my hikari, eh? (gets ready to fight)
Yami: Mine too. (gets ready as well)
Callie: (run/jumps between them and past them) I wanna do it!
Yami: It's too dangerous! (looks sternly at her and puts one hand on her shoulder)
Bakura: Yeah, he's like, ten times taller than you, girl! (puts his hand on her other shoulder)
Callie: (getting anime-temples) Are…you..saying..I can't do it?
Yami: Uhh…
Bakura: Yes! You're too small! Let us take care of that guy!
Yami: Bakura, you really shouldn't…
Callie: Grrr…(punches Bakura up to the sky, but the sky's covered, so he bangs the ceiling)
Yami: (watching) (shouts at Bakura) I told ya so!
Bakura: Owie. (massages big bump on head) Shuddup.
Callie: (goes up to Ushio)
Ushio: You?!
Callie: (glares) You guys go on up ahead. (pulls up her sleeves and throws her carry-on bag to Téa)
Téa: (catches it) Be careful!
Mai: (worried and frowns)
All: (go on ahead)
Seto: Are you sure you should let her…?
Yugi: I have to live with her. She's usually very kawaii-chan, but…
Suddenly, Ushio's voice was heard.
Ushio: AAAAhhh! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nnooo!!!!!!! Noooo…Waaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!…(cries of total agony)
Then, there were sounds of something breaking.
Sounds: Crack! Crash! Bang! Whoopsie!
Isis: Uh…whoopsie?
Marik: I didn't know when something broke it sounded like "whoopsie!".
Mai: I think that was Callie.
Callie: (comes back and takes her bag from Téa) Nani? Nand-Nandu? Why are you all staring at me?
Malik: What'd you do to him?
Callie: (grins evilly, sort of like Bakura) You don't wanna know.
All: (gulp)
Joey: C'mon! We're getting late!
All: (run into plane and get seats)
***
Fey: Maybe I should just stop here…
Bakura: (bonks her on the head)
Fey: X_x Okay, maybe not! (falls over)
***
This is the order they're sitting in, and, since it's a pretty big plane, there is two seats on one side, then the aisle, then four seats, and then the aisle, then two seats again.
In the first row: Seto, Nakuru, (aisle) Serenity, Tristan, Mai, Joey, (aisle) Yugi, Yami.
In the second row ala behind them: Téa, Malik, (aisle) Ryou, Callie, Bakura, some blonde girl no one knows, (aisle) Marik, Isis.
Tristan: (with a bump on his head from Nakuru and Serenity—he's been beat up by two of his best friends' sisters!) Hey, look they have TVs! (points to the back of the seat)
Joey: Cool! I wanna see Rush Hour 2!
Mai: I wanna see Legally Blonde!
Tristan: I wanna see Die Hard!
Seto: I wanna see Daredevil!
Téa: I wanna see Miss Congeniality!
Nakuru: I wanna see Simone!
Yugi: I wanna see Die Another Day!
Yami: I wanna see The Matrix!
Ryou: I wanna see The Two Towers!
Callie: Hey! . I wanna see that, or Charlie's Angels!
Bakura: I wanna see The Ring!
All: (shiver)
Bakura: Or The Others!
Callie: Nyaah..that was creepy.
Ryou: (pretending) What have you done with my daughter?
Callie: (same) (creepy British accent and high-pitched voice) I am your daughter!
Malik: I wanna see American Pie 2!
Marik: I wanna see Don't Say a Word!
All: That was creepy…
Isis: I wanna see Elizabeth!
Serenity: I wanna see…uh…(can't make up her mind)
All except Bakura: (wait politely and patiently)
Bakura: (already ignoring them and flipping through channels)
Serenity: Uh…Shakespeare in Love! …I guess. (sweatdrop)
All: (look at screen and see following words)
You will be forced to read bad stories!
All: Uhh…
Starting now!
Téa: Well, at least we have a warning!
Onze zere waz a guy.
Seto: (rolls eyes) How descriptive.
Callie: Don't encourage the person. We'll prob'bly learn more than we wanna know.
He waz a virgin.
Bakura: O.o She was right. (tries to change channel…or something) (can't do it)
I meanuh vegan.
Marik: Oh. What's that?
Isis: A person who doesn't eat meat or any dairy products, I think.
dis made himmed skinny.
Yami: This is getting confusing.
odo! 'je suis tooofarry/////////!!!!!!!
All: ??????? -_-;;
Yugi: This is hard to read!
Malik: What does it say?
Mai: "Odo" might be "Oh No!"…
Callie: And in French, "Je suis" means "I am"
Ryou: I think "too" has a "o" too many.
Joey: What's "farry"?!
Serenity: And what's with the slanty things?
All:???
Je suis so FAT!!!
All: But, it just said…he was skinny…
Blonde Girl: (leaning over Bakura's shoulder) Maybe he's an anorexic?
Bakura: Would you get off me?!
Blonde Girl: (doesn't)
lalalala! I will jump off a cliff! My name is Yugi!
All except Yugi and Marik-baka: NOOO!! YUGI, DON'T DO IT!!!
Yugi: (sweatdrop) I'm right here!
Marik: (hates everybody's guts)
***
Bakura: Guts are flammable! (copyright of Sungirl!)
Fey: Shut the hole in your face! (bops him)
Bakura: T_T I have four…no, five holes in my face. See, my mouth, my two eyes, my nostrils…
Fey: SHADDUP! (bops him harder)
Bakura: x_X;;;
***
Ryou: Anyone notice how random the fact he said, "My name is Yugi"?
Callie: Aaah! People keep trying to steal my title! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?! I AM THE QUEEN OF ALL THINGS RANDOM AND INSANE!!!!! (looks suspiciously at everyone)
Oh! Someone caught me!!!!
All: GOOD!
Yugi: (sweatdrop) B-but, I'm right here…
Her name is…
Téa: …Mai!
Serenity: …Téa!
Mai: …Callie!
Callie: …Bakura!
All:???
Callie: He looks like a girl!
Isis!
All: (silence)
Isis: ME?!
She's so pretty!
Téa: Yugi and…and…Isis?! (cries/sobs)
But Im married!
Seto: (sarcastically) Well, that was a quick change.
--to Mr. Nobody!!!!!!
YAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Callie: Wait a second…. "MISTER"?!
Téa: (sobs louder)
Yami: But I thought—(confused) I never knew…
Yugi: I AM NOT GAY!!
Malik: It's nothing to be ashamed of!
Yugi: I'm not ashamed! I mean, I AM NOT GAY!!!!
Malik: Suure…
Callie: Naw, he's tellin' the truth. He likes a girl. ^_^
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!!! DOYOU SEE MY NEW PADDED ROOMMMMM/?@
Ryou: This person has issues.
Nakuru: Serious issues. How'd they get the story on this plane?
All: (shrug)
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All:???
hfgyrly y878ujhsddgdh
All: ?????
dfjygvyrgrugbaigh,mthnaiBYE!dyhgrhgBYE!hgjfg,jhg…………………………….
All: Uhh….
Pilot: We are now resting in Moscow! Have a nice trip to London, UK, for those continuing!
Nakuru: That was fast.
Seto: Yeah. Well, break time!
And they all got out of the plane for a wait of TEN HOURS!!!!!
***
Fey: In the next episode of Passions…
Bakura: (pokes Fey) Wrong script.
Fey: Oh. I mean, in the next chapter…
Together: WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY'RE INCREDIBLY BORED AND HAVE TEN HOURS TO SPARE!!!
(bow out)
(cackles are heard)