Fey: Hiiii!!!! Tasha, Sungirl and Meowiegirl, Crys and Rakka, and uh…Rutu!!!  ARIGATOU!!!! I love reviews!! I think I have ten now! :D

Bakura: (rolls eyes) What an idiot. (imitating Hermione)

Fey: Hey! I love Harry Potter! (hugs him)

Bakura: (very surprised) No! Stop..the..hugging…or else I won't be your muse anymore!

Fey: NO! You're so funny! And insane-like!!!

Bakura: Ah…is that supposed to be a compliment?

Callie: I am the Queen of All Things Random and Insane!!!! I thought you were my friend!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY TITLE!!!!! (back roundhouse-kicks Bakura)

Bakura: AAAAIIIIEEEE!!!! (flies off somewhere)

Fey: Oh no! I have to go find him! But first I gotta type! Type? Or Bakura? Type? Bakura? Type? Or Bakura?! Augh!!!! (sighs) Typing makes a cooler noise!! XD

Bakura, somewhere in the Gobi Desert: AUUUGH!!!! (falls in poo) Grrr…SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY!!!! I know! Yami! Bwahahaha…

Ah, right, Pairings: Yugi/Téa (Gomen Tasha!), Joey/Mai, Tristan/Serenity, Callie/Ryou, Isis/Marik or Yami (bahahaha!), Seto/Nakuru, Bakura/blonde girl or Malik, Yami/another yami who isn't here yet.

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The gang was in the airport, and was very bored.

Seto: Sooo…

Nakuru: Sooo…

Joey: Sooo…

Serenity: Sooo…

Tristan: S—

Callie, Téa: SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!!!!

Callie: I know what this'll become!!! Something very annoying! And we'll shut you up now!!!

Tristan: I was gonna say, SOOOODDDAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'Cause look, there's some now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaah!!!!!!!!!! (runs for snack store)

Joey: Yeah! Anyone ever try Russian soda?

All: No.

Joey: I WANNA BE FIRST!!!

Tristan: NO, MEEE!!!

Joey: MEE!!!

Tristan: MEEE!!!!

Joey: MEEE!!!!

Ryou: (trying to shut them up) Uh, guys, isn't that a McDonald's…?

Joey, Tristan: YAY!!! RUSSIAN HAMBURGERS!!!! (run to Mickey D's) (start fighting again)

Ryou: (sweatdrop) That wasn't supposed to happen!

Blonde Girl: Hey, Bakura, will you go out with me?

Bakura: Uh…(evil grin) Bakura? (cackles) Bakura's no longer here! [Quote]

Callie: Yes, he is! You moran, you're him!

Bakura: Eep.

Blonde Girl: GO OUT WITH ME!! (runs after Bakura, drooling)

Bakura: YYYAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fey: Iie!!! He's mine! (hugs him)

Bakura: (grins and peace signs)

Fey: (sniffs the air) Eww, what's that smell?

Bakura: Uhh…me?

Fey: (lets go) (gags) Go take a shower, man!

Bakura: (feels unloved) Okay….

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Yugi: Hey, will we see people in kilts?

Ryou: No, that's Scotland.

Téa:  What about people in saris?

Callie: Téa-san, that's India. Oh, and no.

Mai: People in ten-gallon hats?

Seto: Uh…No, I think that's Texas.

Nakuru: People in cool togas?

Serenity:  Isn't that Greece? ^-^ I just saw My Big Fat Greek Wedding!

Yami: What about people in African print clothes?

All: (sweatdrop)

Isis: You baka, that's Africa!

Yami: Oh. Right. (blushes)

Malik: People in kimonos?

Marik: Stupid hikari! That's Japan!!! Where do you think we came from?!

Malik: (dense) Uh, we come from Egypt.

All: . (fall down anime-style)

Bakura: What about guys in clean, white coats?

Callie: THAT'S THE INSANE AND RANDOM WARD!!! WHAT I AM QUEEN OF!!! (cackles)

All: Riiiight…

Ryou: Like Bedlam.

All: ???

Ryou: (frowns) Remember A Christmas Carol? Scrooge says that that's the place Fred and Crachit should go…?

Callie: (starry eyes) Can we go a check it out when we get to London?

Ryou: -_-;; No. I'm afraid they might take you away. (thinks) They most likely will if she proclaims herself Queen of All Things Random & Insane again….

Mai: Aww…How sweet. Ryou's trying to protect her!

Ryou: (blushes) Ah, no! It's not what you think! Noo! (gets redder)

All girls except Callie: Oh, he he he!

Callie: (likes Ryou but is STILL clueless) ^_^;;; ?

Mai: Let's go shopping!

All girls except Callie and including Malik: YAY!! (starry eyes)

Callie: Augh! No!

Serenity: Callie-san, why are you screaming?

Callie: You're one of my best friends, Serenity, so I'll tell you…

Téa: (shouts) SHE'S A TOTAL TOMBOY!!! HAHA! XD

Callie: I was just gonna whisper…

People: (watching all this, and think everyone in their group is crazy)

Callie: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT US FOR?! STOP OR I'LL…I'LL…uh….can't think of anything mean…..

Marik: Oh, hmm, they must be terrified of you now, Callie!

Callie: (ignores him) Uh, I'll…I'LL THROW EVIL TOMATOES AT YOU!!!

People: (roll eyes and laugh at this)

Seto: Huh? Isn't that…a card?

Bakura: Yes, and a very powerful one at that!

Callie: (miffed) STOP QUOTING YOURSELF!!! (uproots a tree that suddenly sprout up in the airport) (proceeds to chase Bakura with it)

Bakura: GWWAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: (to Yugi) He's getting a good workout, isn't he?

Yugi: He needs it. XP

Malik: (to Callie, as she passes) Uh, I thought you were gonna throw Evil Tomatoes at them?

Callie: Oh. Right. (uses magic so everyone has a big pile in front of them)

Evil Tomatoes: Behehehe…:)

People: 0.0 WAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! (run in a million different directions and sometimes bump into each other and walls)

By this time, Joey and Tristan had come back (and had gained a lot of weight). They didn't have any tomatoes, or have any idea of the fight going on….

So they were attacked in midfire! (So they lost all the weight they gained…they seem to do that a lot…^_^;;)

Joey: (gets pelted with tomatoes) YAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! (falls)

Tristan: (is getting pelted too) (shakes him) Where'd these Evil Tomatoes come from?!

Joey:  (gets up) Oh! So that's what they are! I thought I was dead! ^_^ (licks some of it) Ew! These are rotten!

Tristan: Eurgh! I bet this is Callie!

Joey: (rolls eyes) Dude! Who else can do this?!

Tristan: Dude! Bakura? I dunno!

Suddenly, both Callie and Bakura go past, with Callie still holding her tree.

Tristan and Joey: O.o

Callie: I'll get you! I'll GET YOU! THE QUEEN OF ALL THINGS RANDOM AND INSANE CANNOT FAIL!!

Bakura: (not listening, just screaming) WAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: Du—I mean, Tristan, we'd better lay off saying "dude". It's starting to annoy her!

Tristan: Wasn't that the point?!

Joey: -_-;; Well, we'd better stop, 'cause she's gonna come after us with that tree for not saying dudettes!

Tristan: Don't call me dudette!

Joey: Just don't call me one, man!

Nakuru: All my E.T.s are gone.

Seto: E.T.s?

Nakuru: You know, Evil Tomatoes?

Seto: Oh. ^_^ Cool name!

Nakuru: (blushes) Arigatou!

Everyone else, except Joey, Tristan, Bakura, and Callie: All mine are gone too!

Joey, Tristan: (cleaning all the E.T. off themselves)

Callie: (is still chasing after Bakura)

Bakura: (is getting very tired and being chased) (gasp) (gasp) (gasp) (falls)

Callie: (hits him with the tree) Ahh. I feel great! (takes the tree and throws it somewhere, where it hits the Innocent Bystander) (helps Bakura up) (smiles)

Innocent Bystander: (reading Angela's Ashes by Frank McCourt still) O.O (gets hit by tree) X_x

Ryou: (sees this and groans)

Callie: Aahhh! That was fun, wasn't it?

Bakura: -_-;;; It was all a game to you?!

Callie: (grins) Yuperronies! XD Why, you thought it was real? (giggles)

Mai: Ah. Well, OFF TO THE MALL!!! (drags everyone except the girls, excluding Callie, including Malik)

Everyone not mentioned above: Augh! NO!!!!

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Fey: Gomen. To be continued….

Bakura: (comes back after showering)

Fey: YaY! (hugs him)

Bakura: YaY! (feels loved again)

Fey: (hugs him one time for good measure) I will write more! But I need more emails and reviews and UPDATES FROM YOU GUYS!!!

Together: BYE!!!