Chapter 3
"HARDER! HARDER!" screamed Professor Snape. He was lying shirtless underneath Draco Malfoy, who was sweating and had both hands on Snape's shoulders. He looked like he was pushing as hard as he could.
"Honestly Sev," said Draco while panting, "I don't know why you don't just get a goddamn chiropractor! I am SO tired of having to crack your back every time you have a crick. Can't Madame Pomfrey do this sort of thing?"
"No," glared Snape.
"Okay professor," said Draco meekly.
(a/n- all you perverts, what did you think they were doing? Draco was merely assisting Snape with his back problems. *shakes head* shame shame shame on you you you!)
From around the corner, a small gasp was heard. Hermione Granger had been standing there the whole time, waiting to "study" for the next potions exam with Snape. Or had she been there to see Draco? She couldn't remember, but from what she had heard (the first sentence) they were *both* cheating on her! With each other no less! Hermione couldn't believe it. Here she was, the sluttiest girl at Hogwarts at their disposal, and they cheated on her? She shook her head, confused, and then stamped off down the hallway.
~
Up in his room, Harry was staring at a Muggle magazine called Playboy and stroking his nose almost lazily. Suddenly, Ron burst in.
"Harry! There's a terrible crisis occuring! You must risk your life for the-" Ron counted on his fingers- "third time this year! Please, we're all in danger and it is up to you, oh great Potter, to save us all!" and with that, Ron slumped to the ground in a panicky stupor. Harry quickly got up and rushed to the nearest Muggle telephone booth, turning rapidly as he changed into-
POTTER, THE GREAT AVENGER!
Emerging from the booth, he realized that the surrounding Muggles were looking at him quite strangely. He promptly stuck one hand on the air, the other on his hip, and blasted off into the sky.
~~
And now for *theme music* the wonderful author's note! Doncha just love us?
Next chapter: It's the Invasion of the Mary Sues! How shall Hogwarts cope? And how shall Hermione deal when her reputation is *gasp* threatened by a new girl?
Thanks so much to our reviewers! We love you all! Unfortunately, there haven't been any flames so me and poor Olivia are starving. Please review, it means a lot to us!
The Sovereign of Selenity - Our first reviewer! Oh yeah- poking fun at the ignorant masses truly is a delight.
Silvahra- Awesome, I'm glad you like it! =) I went to go read your story but it said you were the author of O stories! How odd.
Ele'mental'Cat- *giggle* Even if it makes no sense and the characters are completely OOC, thanks for reviewing!
Erin Faith- Thanks for the HTML advice, I'm not sure exactly how to work it. By the way, the random characters are because I have a screwed up computer. *chucks computer out window* But the HTML I think I'll just give up on LOL. By the way, your Survivor story rocks! I am sitting here reading it and practically falling off my chair laughing. Everyone go read it! Now!
Oriencor- Babe you rock! *does happy dance* We're on your favorites list! Hoorah!
Insane Kitten- Maddy, do I even need to say how cool you are? :oP Keiara wants to give Kirara this *hands maddy huge bloody bone* She hopes Kirara will like it, and if not you can fork it back because Keiara loves this sort of thing.
Hurmynee- No sequel but we'll keep updating. It'll probably end up being around 6 or 7 chappies.
blood-on-the-ground- *pats head* Thank you slave, your dancing was admirable. *hands you a cookie*
Angel of Music- Read the above explanation for the characters, thanks so much for reviewing. Random weirdness is what makes the world go round!
We will update soon, please leave your email in a review if you want us to keep you updated. Gratzi!
-Alli and Olive
"HARDER! HARDER!" screamed Professor Snape. He was lying shirtless underneath Draco Malfoy, who was sweating and had both hands on Snape's shoulders. He looked like he was pushing as hard as he could.
"Honestly Sev," said Draco while panting, "I don't know why you don't just get a goddamn chiropractor! I am SO tired of having to crack your back every time you have a crick. Can't Madame Pomfrey do this sort of thing?"
"No," glared Snape.
"Okay professor," said Draco meekly.
(a/n- all you perverts, what did you think they were doing? Draco was merely assisting Snape with his back problems. *shakes head* shame shame shame on you you you!)
From around the corner, a small gasp was heard. Hermione Granger had been standing there the whole time, waiting to "study" for the next potions exam with Snape. Or had she been there to see Draco? She couldn't remember, but from what she had heard (the first sentence) they were *both* cheating on her! With each other no less! Hermione couldn't believe it. Here she was, the sluttiest girl at Hogwarts at their disposal, and they cheated on her? She shook her head, confused, and then stamped off down the hallway.
~
Up in his room, Harry was staring at a Muggle magazine called Playboy and stroking his nose almost lazily. Suddenly, Ron burst in.
"Harry! There's a terrible crisis occuring! You must risk your life for the-" Ron counted on his fingers- "third time this year! Please, we're all in danger and it is up to you, oh great Potter, to save us all!" and with that, Ron slumped to the ground in a panicky stupor. Harry quickly got up and rushed to the nearest Muggle telephone booth, turning rapidly as he changed into-
POTTER, THE GREAT AVENGER!
Emerging from the booth, he realized that the surrounding Muggles were looking at him quite strangely. He promptly stuck one hand on the air, the other on his hip, and blasted off into the sky.
~~
And now for *theme music* the wonderful author's note! Doncha just love us?
Next chapter: It's the Invasion of the Mary Sues! How shall Hogwarts cope? And how shall Hermione deal when her reputation is *gasp* threatened by a new girl?
Thanks so much to our reviewers! We love you all! Unfortunately, there haven't been any flames so me and poor Olivia are starving. Please review, it means a lot to us!
The Sovereign of Selenity - Our first reviewer! Oh yeah- poking fun at the ignorant masses truly is a delight.
Silvahra- Awesome, I'm glad you like it! =) I went to go read your story but it said you were the author of O stories! How odd.
Ele'mental'Cat- *giggle* Even if it makes no sense and the characters are completely OOC, thanks for reviewing!
Erin Faith- Thanks for the HTML advice, I'm not sure exactly how to work it. By the way, the random characters are because I have a screwed up computer. *chucks computer out window* But the HTML I think I'll just give up on LOL. By the way, your Survivor story rocks! I am sitting here reading it and practically falling off my chair laughing. Everyone go read it! Now!
Oriencor- Babe you rock! *does happy dance* We're on your favorites list! Hoorah!
Insane Kitten- Maddy, do I even need to say how cool you are? :oP Keiara wants to give Kirara this *hands maddy huge bloody bone* She hopes Kirara will like it, and if not you can fork it back because Keiara loves this sort of thing.
Hurmynee- No sequel but we'll keep updating. It'll probably end up being around 6 or 7 chappies.
blood-on-the-ground- *pats head* Thank you slave, your dancing was admirable. *hands you a cookie*
Angel of Music- Read the above explanation for the characters, thanks so much for reviewing. Random weirdness is what makes the world go round!
We will update soon, please leave your email in a review if you want us to keep you updated. Gratzi!
-Alli and Olive