Mutsukai: Hello, my faithful readers, and welcome to Edition 2. I know it's been a long time in coming, but. . . *snore*

Kankyo: Uh, Mutsukai, wake up.

Mutsukai: *snore* *mumbles* I am awake, Kan-kan-yo. *snore*

Kankyo: *sighs* I knew I should have gotten her non-drowsy cough syrup.

Kankyo: *digs around, finds Alarm Clock* This should do it.

Evil, Awful, Terribly Loud, Alarm Clock: BRIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Mutsukai: *yawn* I'm up, I'm up. Roll the disclaimer, Muse. *yawn*

Kankyo: Did that in the first edition.

Mutsukai: *death glare*

Kankyo: *nervously* Okay. Mutsukai doesn't own Gundam Wing, or it's characters, Sunrise does.

Mutsukai: I will one day own Zechs. Bwa-ha-ha! *evil laughter*

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Relena: Heero bluffs. He goes on and on about killing me, but when I practically beg him to, does he?

Noin: I STILL think that they stole my hair. YOU know who I'm talking about. (//.v)

Trowa: . . . . . . . .

Duo: He said 'Whatever'.

Zechs: Don't try to kill a homicidal, genetically altered, gundam pilot.

Heero: Blondie DOES have brains, after all.

Wufei: Women are-

Sally: Strong, intelligent, beautiful. *sharpens scalpel* That WAS what you were going to say, Wufei, wasn't it?

Wufei: *gulps* Yes.

Dorothy: Change allegiances often to remain alive and generally unharmed.

Quatre: Don't fence with women with forked eyebrows.

Trieze: There's no point to letting Colonel Une watch you take baths. She doesn't do anything. SAINT Une, on the other hand. . .

Saint Une: Mr. Trieze has a lovely chest. *sighs dreamily*

Colonel Une: Mr. Trieze is very efficient. He even works when he's having his baths.

Duo: It is possible to convert adorable female members of OZ, even if you almost killed her.

Hilde: Don't take up house with Gundam Pilots who are actually HAPPY. It's just a trick to get you to carry their groceries.

Noin: It's about bloody time Zechs's mask broke.

Zechs: Noin is like the cat in that song. You know, 'The Cat Came Back.'

Noin: Your point?

Mutsukai: *snore*

Zechs: *thinking* Saved by the snore.

Kankyo: *grabs alarm clock*

EATLAC: BRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

Mutsukai: Wha-what? Oh, yeah, the fic. Not the end, but the end for now.

Kankyo: You were going to write another page.

Mutsukai: *snore*

Kankyo: Oh well.