Chibi Kankyo: *super-hyper* Hello, and welc-
Mutsukai: I'll do the talking. Ahem. Hello, welcome to Edition 3. Muse, stop pulling my hair.
Chibi Kankyo: But it's sooo purty!
Mutsukai: *looks at Kankyo and does a double-take* You got chibi-ified! How did this happen?
Chibi Kankyo: Wheeee! 7-11 had a sale on pixie stix. *giggles* PiXie stiX. Funny.
Mutsukai: *sighs* You're useless to me like this, you know? Only one thing to do. . .
EATLAC: BBBBRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi Kankyo: Te-he. Me likes it! Again!
Mutsukai: *reaches for bottle*
Chibi Kankyo: Whacha doing, 'Sukai?
Mutsukai: *Turns lid*
Chibi Kankyo: Tell me!
Mutsukai: *pours bottle contents into spoon*
Chibi Kankyo: No! Not the-
Mutsukai: *evil grin* Cod Liver Oil? Yes, Kankyo, come here.
Chibi Kankyo: *whimpers*
Mutsukai: Come!
Chibi Kankyo: *grimaces and swallows the oil* Yuckies!
*** Thirty Seconds Later ***
Kankyo: Sorry about that.
Mutsukai: *growls* We will have a discussion about this, Muse, mark my words. But first, roll the disclaimer. Actually, skip that.
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Heero: It is impossible to escape the Zero System. First Wing Zero, then Epyon. . .
Relena: No one is who they seem to be. My father wasn't my father, Heero's enemy was my brother, and my last name is Peacecraft, not Dorlain.
Quatre: It doesn't do any good to ask the enemy to stop fighting; they are obviously deaf.
Trieze: You know something is wrong when your sadistic second-in-command doesn't want anybody to get hurt.
Hilde: If you wish to betray OZ, just talk to a charming enemy while you're fighting him, then promise to do the grocery shopping. Works every time.
Trowa: ..'. .... .. . . . .. . ..- .. . .. .. .. ... ..., ... . .. .. . ... ., .. ... .. .. .. . ...' ... .. .'. .. .... .. ..
Duo: He said: It's easy to get a job at the circus- just dip your hand in skunk water, conceal the stench with a plastic bag, then stick your hand in a lions' cage. He won't come anywhere near you.
Wufei: How do you know what he's saying?
Duo: When I lived in the church I was always getting in trouble for talking during the sermons. So my friends and I learned how to talk without making any sound, so we wouldn't get in trouble.
Quatre: You shouldn't have disobeyed the rules!
EATLAC: BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mutsukai: Muse! What is wrong with you? Can't you see we're writing a list here?
Kankyo: It wasn't me! I don't know why it went off like that. Maybe you accidentally set it.
Mutsukai: I don't make mistakes. I am perfect.
Wufei: *gags*
Mutsukai: Sally! Where are you?
Sally: Right here.
Mutsukai: Take that- *points to Wufei, who looks unconcerned* - and teach it a thing or two about respecting women.
Sally: *Sadistic grin* Sure!
*** 10 minutes, 34 screams, 7 pleas for mercy, and 15 apologies later ***
Sally: I think he's learned his lesson.
Wufei: I humbly apologize to your greatness for my lapse in judgment, and beg for your forgiveness, though I know that a mere man such as I is not deserving.
Mutsukai: You're forgiven. *Yawn*
Kankyo: Well, I'm off to bed.
Mutsukai: Come back here, you little wimp! We haven't finished ye-ye- *yawn* yet.
Kankyo: *soft, barely audible snore*
Mutsukai: *ground-shaking snore*
Mutsukai: I'll do the talking. Ahem. Hello, welcome to Edition 3. Muse, stop pulling my hair.
Chibi Kankyo: But it's sooo purty!
Mutsukai: *looks at Kankyo and does a double-take* You got chibi-ified! How did this happen?
Chibi Kankyo: Wheeee! 7-11 had a sale on pixie stix. *giggles* PiXie stiX. Funny.
Mutsukai: *sighs* You're useless to me like this, you know? Only one thing to do. . .
EATLAC: BBBBRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi Kankyo: Te-he. Me likes it! Again!
Mutsukai: *reaches for bottle*
Chibi Kankyo: Whacha doing, 'Sukai?
Mutsukai: *Turns lid*
Chibi Kankyo: Tell me!
Mutsukai: *pours bottle contents into spoon*
Chibi Kankyo: No! Not the-
Mutsukai: *evil grin* Cod Liver Oil? Yes, Kankyo, come here.
Chibi Kankyo: *whimpers*
Mutsukai: Come!
Chibi Kankyo: *grimaces and swallows the oil* Yuckies!
*** Thirty Seconds Later ***
Kankyo: Sorry about that.
Mutsukai: *growls* We will have a discussion about this, Muse, mark my words. But first, roll the disclaimer. Actually, skip that.
______________
Heero: It is impossible to escape the Zero System. First Wing Zero, then Epyon. . .
Relena: No one is who they seem to be. My father wasn't my father, Heero's enemy was my brother, and my last name is Peacecraft, not Dorlain.
Quatre: It doesn't do any good to ask the enemy to stop fighting; they are obviously deaf.
Trieze: You know something is wrong when your sadistic second-in-command doesn't want anybody to get hurt.
Hilde: If you wish to betray OZ, just talk to a charming enemy while you're fighting him, then promise to do the grocery shopping. Works every time.
Trowa: ..'. .... .. . . . .. . ..- .. . .. .. .. ... ..., ... . .. .. . ... ., .. ... .. .. .. . ...' ... .. .'. .. .... .. ..
Duo: He said: It's easy to get a job at the circus- just dip your hand in skunk water, conceal the stench with a plastic bag, then stick your hand in a lions' cage. He won't come anywhere near you.
Wufei: How do you know what he's saying?
Duo: When I lived in the church I was always getting in trouble for talking during the sermons. So my friends and I learned how to talk without making any sound, so we wouldn't get in trouble.
Quatre: You shouldn't have disobeyed the rules!
EATLAC: BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mutsukai: Muse! What is wrong with you? Can't you see we're writing a list here?
Kankyo: It wasn't me! I don't know why it went off like that. Maybe you accidentally set it.
Mutsukai: I don't make mistakes. I am perfect.
Wufei: *gags*
Mutsukai: Sally! Where are you?
Sally: Right here.
Mutsukai: Take that- *points to Wufei, who looks unconcerned* - and teach it a thing or two about respecting women.
Sally: *Sadistic grin* Sure!
*** 10 minutes, 34 screams, 7 pleas for mercy, and 15 apologies later ***
Sally: I think he's learned his lesson.
Wufei: I humbly apologize to your greatness for my lapse in judgment, and beg for your forgiveness, though I know that a mere man such as I is not deserving.
Mutsukai: You're forgiven. *Yawn*
Kankyo: Well, I'm off to bed.
Mutsukai: Come back here, you little wimp! We haven't finished ye-ye- *yawn* yet.
Kankyo: *soft, barely audible snore*
Mutsukai: *ground-shaking snore*