Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah; you know the routine.

A/N: I got this idea in my history class. Wufei is a psychotherapist, and has to help the Gundam Wing characters. Major Wufei torture.

Wufei: Ok Relena, what is your problem?

Relena: Well, um. I have a major crush on this boy. I follow him around, take pictures and put them in my shrine of him.

Wufei: You really are a stalker.

Relena: No I'm not! I just love the way his beautiful brown hair falls into his beautiful blue eyes. ::swoons:: What should I do?

Wufei: What do I look like? Your personal consultant?

Relena: You're the therapist. You know everything.

Wufei: . Either give up, there is other fish in the sea, or you can get up the nerve to ask him out.

Relena: Maybe you could ask him for me?

Wufei: No

Relena: ::In a whiny voice:: Please?

Wufei: No, do it yourself.

Relena: Fine! ::Starts to pout::

Wufei: Stop that!

Relena: :: Still pouting, but now tears are now welling up in her eyes::

Wufei: Ok, ok, I'll ask him

Relena: YEAH!!! Thank you Woofy!! :: Jumps up and kisses Wufei::

Wufei: :: Grumbles:: How do I get myself into these messes?
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