Disclaimer: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know the routine.

A/N: I will be joining in. At the end. It's impolite to interrupt a psychotherapy session. Enjoy

Wufei: What's your problem?

Heero: I think I have a stalker and a different girl trying to kill my stalker.

Wufei: Let the other girl kill your stalker; trust me on this one.

Heero: .Hn

Wufei: Relena wants to know if.

Heero: NO!I can't stand her! I was assigned to protect her, stupidly, I accepted. I can't take it anymore.

Wufei: .So, that's a no?

Heero: No, it's a 'Hell No'

Wufei: Ok, who do you think the other girl is?

Heero: Don't know, but if she does get rid of Relena, I'll love her for life.

Wufei: What if I got rid of her?

Heero: Find someone else

Wufei: Good answer.

Heero: Tell Relena to leave me alone.

Wufei: ::Sarcastically:: Yeah, sure

Heero: Thanks. Oh could you do me one more favor?

Wufei: ::In an annoyed voice:: What?

Heero: Find me a girlfriend

Wufei: . ::In an annoyed, sarcastic voice:: Yeah, sure, no problem.

Heero: Thanks

Wufei: Why am I the psychotherapist? It's no fun!

Kuchiku: Quit your whining, unless you want to die a slow and painful death.

A/N: Hope you liked. R&R. please send me any suggestions on the other pilots. -Kuchiku