The Mikeo-Julia War
By Edge of De Wall
This story is fictious and in anyway doesn't reflect the real Mikeo-Julia War, which is still going on sadly...
Prolouge
The Funky Chicken
Yes, I know what you are thinking; how can a dance start a war? Well, it's simple my dear. Yes, very simple.
It all started on a beautiful day, such as today if it is what you call beautiful day. If not, check your weather outside, for you just sit indoors anyway. This beautiful day could be...
*Random people* GET ON WITH IT!!!
Oh.. um.. anyway, back to story.
The day was normal, until came on Julia's brain.
Now, Julia, she was a sophomore trombone player who recently moved to John Handley High School. She is defiantly a Mary-Sue. No, I'm serious she is. She's me. Anyway. She is skinny, short, and has short blonde hair. She dresses like a boy and she fairly close to one too, a little one at least. With boobs.
Anyway, Julia the sophomore came in the band room humming the tune by Siam Shade called CUM WITH ME. She then started to dance the Funky Chicken. Just then, her arch enemy came in...
Michael the sax player!
Now, Mikey was sophomore who had many nicknames. Mandark is one of them, as well as Mikey. He tends to hate being called Harry Potter though, even though he looks like James Potter, expect shorter and skinner than a stick bug.
He and Julia don't get along....
He stared at her....gawking his "What-The-Fuck" gawk.
Julia happened to turn around and stepped on his foot.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
"Oppss.. sor.. wait its you," Julia said, turning around realizing who it was.
And from then on, came resentment.