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Wufei: I QUIT!!
Kuchiku: You are not allowed to. You can only take a break. I'll take over from here.
Wufei: Thank you.
Kuchiku: Who's next?
Wufei: ::Picking up a clipboard, flipping a few pages:: According to this, Trowa.
Kuchiku: TROWA!! Your turn. See ya 'Fei.
Wufei: ::Just waves::
Trowa: .
Kuchiku: What's up?
Trowa: .
Kuchiku: Any problems?
Trowa: .
Kuchiku: Ookay. You are the silent type. I know how to make you talk.
Trowa: .?
Kuchiku: ::Pulls out a syringe with a clear liquid in it, sticks it into Trowa's arm, and injects him; who just said 'ow':: There, made you speak.
Trowa: What was that for?
Kuchiku: I need to know what the problem is; you wouldn't talk, so I gave you something that will help.
Trowa: What was it?
Kuchiku: Don't really know. all I know is soon you'll be happier than Duo, spilling your guts to me. ::Evil laugh::
Trowa: . Why?
Kuchiku: We've been through this already. I'm now the therapist, I have to find out what your problem is, to why you won't speak!! ::Growls under breath::
Trowa: Ooh. Why am I here?
Kuchiku: AAAAAAHHHHH!! Urge! I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU!!
Trowa: ::Giggling:: No you haven't.
Kuchiku: Yes, I have
Trowa: No, you haven't
Kuchiku: Yes
Trowa: No
Kuchiku: Yes
Trowa: No. Can I watch cartoons now?
Kuchiku: No. You have to stay here, and tell me why you don't talk.
Trowa: I do to talk
Kuchiku: Cussing and telling the enemy to kiss your ass does not count.
Trowa: But I spoke. I'm not totally mute to where I can't speak to the enemy.
Kuchiku: So you can talk to your enemies, but not your friends?
Trowa: ::In a whiny voice:: I don't have any friends. Friends go shopping with you, and not tell you that the shirt you picked out doesn't match the skirt you also picked out!
Kuchiku: ::Big sweat drop:: um. who do you call the people in the house you live in?
Trowa: People that live in the same house I do, that may get me killed.
Kuchiku: I hardly think that they will get you killed. They care about you very much; as a friend of course.
Trowa: Just a friend? JUST A FRIEND!? I need more than that!
Kuchiku: That's when you get a girlfriend.
Trowa: A girlfriend? What's that?
Kuchiku: ::An ocean sweat drop, scratches the back of my head:: um. a girl to take out on dates, umm. to love. That kind of thing.
Trowa: Oh. Someone like. you?
Kuchiku: No. Not someone like me. Actually, someone that's strong, silent, and appreciates a guy like you.
Trowa: . Someone like you?
Kuchiku: I said someone silent. I'm far from silent.
Trowa: Oh. Who would you recommend?
Kuchiku: Umm. RIYUKU!!
Trowa: Riyuku?
Kuchiku: Yeah, she's perfect! Strong, somewhat quiet, she'd really appreciate a guy like you!
Trowa: ::Hopeful look in his eyes:: Do you really think so?
Kuchiku: Yeah! I'll go get her. ::Calls for Riyuku::
Riyuku: What?
Kuchiku: Trowa has something to ask you
Trowa: . umm. Riyu?
Riyuku: Yes?
Trowa: would. would. would..
Kuchiku: ::smacking him on the back of the head:: SPIT IT OUT!!
Trowa: ::Rubbing the spot I hit:: Ok, ok. Riyu, would you go to dinner with me tonight?
Riyuku: ::Jumping into Trowa's lap:: Yes, yes my dear, sweet Trowa. I thought you would never ask!
Trowa: ::Big grin:: Thanks Kuchiku, I could never had asked this beautiful woman out with out your help.
Kuchiku: ::Ego growing by the second:: Aww, it was no problem
Tabiku: NNNNOOOOO! RIYU HOW COULD YOU?! You knew I was gonna ask Trowa to go with me!
Riyuku: He asked me! You took too long to ask.
Trowa: Two girls? I'M THE LUCKEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!
Kuchiku: Trowa, give it a rest. Tabiku, sit down calm down-
Riyuku: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! What is that?!
Trowa: Whoa, down boy.
Kuchiku: ::Palms in my hands.:: Ok, ok. QUIET!
Trowa: .
Riyuku: .
Tabiku: .
Kuchiku: That's better. Now, Trowa, take Riyu out tonight. I will consult Tabiku next time. Have a good day.
Trowa: Ok, cool with me
Tabiku: This isn't over yet Riyu.
::The three left::
::Wufei walks in::
Wufei: That was amazing! How did you do that?
Kuchiku: Aww, it was nothing. All in a days work.
Wufei: :;Peering out the door, seeing Trowa "playing" with Duo.:: What is he on?
Kuchiku: My little secret.
Wufei: Cheater. ::Walks out the office::
Kuchiku: Am not! ::Leaves behind him::
A/N: Did you like? R&R Tell me what you think. I need ideas for Duo (more details) as well as Wufei, and Quatre (more details). IDEA!! I also need ideas for Trieze, and Zechs! Thanks! -Kuchiku Yuy
Wufei: I QUIT!!
Kuchiku: You are not allowed to. You can only take a break. I'll take over from here.
Wufei: Thank you.
Kuchiku: Who's next?
Wufei: ::Picking up a clipboard, flipping a few pages:: According to this, Trowa.
Kuchiku: TROWA!! Your turn. See ya 'Fei.
Wufei: ::Just waves::
Trowa: .
Kuchiku: What's up?
Trowa: .
Kuchiku: Any problems?
Trowa: .
Kuchiku: Ookay. You are the silent type. I know how to make you talk.
Trowa: .?
Kuchiku: ::Pulls out a syringe with a clear liquid in it, sticks it into Trowa's arm, and injects him; who just said 'ow':: There, made you speak.
Trowa: What was that for?
Kuchiku: I need to know what the problem is; you wouldn't talk, so I gave you something that will help.
Trowa: What was it?
Kuchiku: Don't really know. all I know is soon you'll be happier than Duo, spilling your guts to me. ::Evil laugh::
Trowa: . Why?
Kuchiku: We've been through this already. I'm now the therapist, I have to find out what your problem is, to why you won't speak!! ::Growls under breath::
Trowa: Ooh. Why am I here?
Kuchiku: AAAAAAHHHHH!! Urge! I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU!!
Trowa: ::Giggling:: No you haven't.
Kuchiku: Yes, I have
Trowa: No, you haven't
Kuchiku: Yes
Trowa: No
Kuchiku: Yes
Trowa: No. Can I watch cartoons now?
Kuchiku: No. You have to stay here, and tell me why you don't talk.
Trowa: I do to talk
Kuchiku: Cussing and telling the enemy to kiss your ass does not count.
Trowa: But I spoke. I'm not totally mute to where I can't speak to the enemy.
Kuchiku: So you can talk to your enemies, but not your friends?
Trowa: ::In a whiny voice:: I don't have any friends. Friends go shopping with you, and not tell you that the shirt you picked out doesn't match the skirt you also picked out!
Kuchiku: ::Big sweat drop:: um. who do you call the people in the house you live in?
Trowa: People that live in the same house I do, that may get me killed.
Kuchiku: I hardly think that they will get you killed. They care about you very much; as a friend of course.
Trowa: Just a friend? JUST A FRIEND!? I need more than that!
Kuchiku: That's when you get a girlfriend.
Trowa: A girlfriend? What's that?
Kuchiku: ::An ocean sweat drop, scratches the back of my head:: um. a girl to take out on dates, umm. to love. That kind of thing.
Trowa: Oh. Someone like. you?
Kuchiku: No. Not someone like me. Actually, someone that's strong, silent, and appreciates a guy like you.
Trowa: . Someone like you?
Kuchiku: I said someone silent. I'm far from silent.
Trowa: Oh. Who would you recommend?
Kuchiku: Umm. RIYUKU!!
Trowa: Riyuku?
Kuchiku: Yeah, she's perfect! Strong, somewhat quiet, she'd really appreciate a guy like you!
Trowa: ::Hopeful look in his eyes:: Do you really think so?
Kuchiku: Yeah! I'll go get her. ::Calls for Riyuku::
Riyuku: What?
Kuchiku: Trowa has something to ask you
Trowa: . umm. Riyu?
Riyuku: Yes?
Trowa: would. would. would..
Kuchiku: ::smacking him on the back of the head:: SPIT IT OUT!!
Trowa: ::Rubbing the spot I hit:: Ok, ok. Riyu, would you go to dinner with me tonight?
Riyuku: ::Jumping into Trowa's lap:: Yes, yes my dear, sweet Trowa. I thought you would never ask!
Trowa: ::Big grin:: Thanks Kuchiku, I could never had asked this beautiful woman out with out your help.
Kuchiku: ::Ego growing by the second:: Aww, it was no problem
Tabiku: NNNNOOOOO! RIYU HOW COULD YOU?! You knew I was gonna ask Trowa to go with me!
Riyuku: He asked me! You took too long to ask.
Trowa: Two girls? I'M THE LUCKEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!
Kuchiku: Trowa, give it a rest. Tabiku, sit down calm down-
Riyuku: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! What is that?!
Trowa: Whoa, down boy.
Kuchiku: ::Palms in my hands.:: Ok, ok. QUIET!
Trowa: .
Riyuku: .
Tabiku: .
Kuchiku: That's better. Now, Trowa, take Riyu out tonight. I will consult Tabiku next time. Have a good day.
Trowa: Ok, cool with me
Tabiku: This isn't over yet Riyu.
::The three left::
::Wufei walks in::
Wufei: That was amazing! How did you do that?
Kuchiku: Aww, it was nothing. All in a days work.
Wufei: :;Peering out the door, seeing Trowa "playing" with Duo.:: What is he on?
Kuchiku: My little secret.
Wufei: Cheater. ::Walks out the office::
Kuchiku: Am not! ::Leaves behind him::
A/N: Did you like? R&R Tell me what you think. I need ideas for Duo (more details) as well as Wufei, and Quatre (more details). IDEA!! I also need ideas for Trieze, and Zechs! Thanks! -Kuchiku Yuy