Chapter One:

The First Fight Dubbed "PAASTA!"

After the Funky Chicken incident, in fact, right after the Funky Chicken incident came the first fight.

"Why the fuck did you do that?!" Mikey shouted, holding his toe in pain.

"Am I not allow to dance mother fo!" Julia shouted in her hipster voice.

"Oh, you are sooo going to get it.."

"Get what?"

"Oyooyoyoyoyooyooyooyoyoyoyooooyyooo" Michael started to say.

"Oh, don't start dat shit!"

"PAASTA!" Mikey said

"PAASTA!" Julia replayed

"PAASTA!" Mikey said.

"PAASTA!" Julia replayed.

"PAASTA!" Mikey finally retorted.

"Okay, you win this round bitch, but I'll get you next time!" Julia said, leaving with a "hmph!"