es, I do realize that Christmas was a long time ago. Yes, I do realize
that I've been very lazy when it comes to the majority of my fics. Yes,
I'm really sorry.
Isaac: ::in metallic green "Yup. And she promises to do better."
Yup. ENJOY!
Chapter 3: Every Dog Has His Day...or not...
"Pow pow Picard!"
Picard turned just in time to be tackled by Mia and Isaac.
"Pow pow Picard!" Mia, who was sitting on his chest, began bouncing.
"Pow pow Picard! Pow pow Picard! That's just SO much fun to say!"
"Mia, he's turning blue," Isaac, who had stood up, pointed out.
"You...are you saying I'm...fat?" Mia looked up at him, tears in her
eyes.
"No, I'm not saying your fat..." Isaac began.
"You're just saying that to make me feel better!" Mia started bawling.
"You think I'm fat! You really do!"
"No, I don't!" Isaac was looking more nervous by the moment. "Really,
even if you WERE fat, which you aren't, because you're-"
She stood up, her eyes blazing, and hit him with her Blessed Ahnk. "You
JERK! I can't BELIEVE you, Isaac!"
"Ow..." Isaac fell on the ground.
"Uh...Mia? Could you get off me?" Picard asked. She was still standing
on him. "This isn't the most comfortable position to be in..."
"You think I'm fat, TOO!" Mia snarled, hitting HIM with her Blessed Ahnk.
Sheba watched the whole thing, Torch in her arms. "Do you think we
should stop them?"
Torch watched Mia chase the two boys around for a moment before making
disagreeing noises.
"Yeah, you're right," Sheba followed their movements with fascination.
"They're REALLY fun to watch."
"Mia! We're SORRY!" Isaac whined.
"We don't think you're fat!" Picard added.
"YES YOU DO!"
While Mia was preoccupied with beating on the boys, the boys were
preoccupied with not getting beat on, and Sheba and Torch were
preoccupied with watching them, Saturos decided to make his move.
"Now those Fortune Cookies will be mine, and I can finally achieve my
life long dream of owning my very own Cookie Shop!" he chuckled
sinisterly. He reached very slowly for the basket, held in the crook of
Sheba's arm...
And Isaac ran over him. Closely followed by Picard. Who was closely
followed by Mia, who somehow managed to hit him in the side of the staff
with her Ahnk as she passed.
"Ow..." Saturos fell over, then sat up. "YOU STUPID KIDS! DON'T YOU
HAVE ANY RESPECT!"
"AAAGH!" Sheba screamed. "It's Saturos!"
She cast Spark Plasma, frying Saturos to a crisp. He fell over again.
"This isn't my day..."
*****
Okay, I've forgotten how much fun these are to write. More updates are
on the way!
that I've been very lazy when it comes to the majority of my fics. Yes,
I'm really sorry.
Isaac: ::in metallic green "Yup. And she promises to do better."
Yup. ENJOY!
Chapter 3: Every Dog Has His Day...or not...
"Pow pow Picard!"
Picard turned just in time to be tackled by Mia and Isaac.
"Pow pow Picard!" Mia, who was sitting on his chest, began bouncing.
"Pow pow Picard! Pow pow Picard! That's just SO much fun to say!"
"Mia, he's turning blue," Isaac, who had stood up, pointed out.
"You...are you saying I'm...fat?" Mia looked up at him, tears in her
eyes.
"No, I'm not saying your fat..." Isaac began.
"You're just saying that to make me feel better!" Mia started bawling.
"You think I'm fat! You really do!"
"No, I don't!" Isaac was looking more nervous by the moment. "Really,
even if you WERE fat, which you aren't, because you're-"
She stood up, her eyes blazing, and hit him with her Blessed Ahnk. "You
JERK! I can't BELIEVE you, Isaac!"
"Ow..." Isaac fell on the ground.
"Uh...Mia? Could you get off me?" Picard asked. She was still standing
on him. "This isn't the most comfortable position to be in..."
"You think I'm fat, TOO!" Mia snarled, hitting HIM with her Blessed Ahnk.
Sheba watched the whole thing, Torch in her arms. "Do you think we
should stop them?"
Torch watched Mia chase the two boys around for a moment before making
disagreeing noises.
"Yeah, you're right," Sheba followed their movements with fascination.
"They're REALLY fun to watch."
"Mia! We're SORRY!" Isaac whined.
"We don't think you're fat!" Picard added.
"YES YOU DO!"
While Mia was preoccupied with beating on the boys, the boys were
preoccupied with not getting beat on, and Sheba and Torch were
preoccupied with watching them, Saturos decided to make his move.
"Now those Fortune Cookies will be mine, and I can finally achieve my
life long dream of owning my very own Cookie Shop!" he chuckled
sinisterly. He reached very slowly for the basket, held in the crook of
Sheba's arm...
And Isaac ran over him. Closely followed by Picard. Who was closely
followed by Mia, who somehow managed to hit him in the side of the staff
with her Ahnk as she passed.
"Ow..." Saturos fell over, then sat up. "YOU STUPID KIDS! DON'T YOU
HAVE ANY RESPECT!"
"AAAGH!" Sheba screamed. "It's Saturos!"
She cast Spark Plasma, frying Saturos to a crisp. He fell over again.
"This isn't my day..."
*****
Okay, I've forgotten how much fun these are to write. More updates are
on the way!
