Disclaimer: I do not claim to own Legolas or the Mary-Sues (thankfully, too, might I add), nor do I claim to be one of Legolas's rabid fangirlies. In fact, I rather despise Legolas, which should be evident by this little rhyme. ^_^
With a malicious glint in both of his eyes,
The dark headless boss orders his cronies to arise.
"How is a headless anything able to speak?" you suddenly wonder.
Well, chalk it up to, on the author's part, a mere blunder.
The dark headless boss suddenly lets out a loud screech,
Letting us know that he is impatiently waiting to finish his speech.
"Why are you so mad?" the author implores,
Which the dark headless boss merely ignores,
For he has already begun to speak,
To which the author scoffs, "You act like you've been waiting for a week."
The dark headless boss just rolls his eyes and continues his speech again.
"I suppose we should be listening to what he says then",
Says the author, letting out a sigh of resignation,
A clear sign of the mounting elevation of her increasing frustration.
"It's time to put our torture-Legolas plan into action
And eagerly await Legolas's reaction."
They lock Leggy up with all the horrid Mary-Sues
And all his little rabid fangirlies, too.
To this, Leggy exclaims in a rather girly voice, "Oh, whatever am I to do?"
Oh, yes. Whatever will our poor little Leggy do,
Stuck in a cage as he is like an animal in a zoo?
But that is not to be answered in this part of the rhyme.
No, that will not be answered yet, not until next time.
A/N: Thank you for reading this, and I'd like to thank all who reviewed. I really appreciate it! Special thanks to my younger sister who helped me with the "mounting elevation of her increasing frustration" part and other sections, too. ^_^
Angel of music: Brilliant? Really? Well, thank you very much! :)
Anonymous: I rule? Really? Well, guess what? You rule, too, for reading and reviewing! Yup, you most certainly do! :)
Barrow-wight727: Well, I'm sure lots of people think of killing Legolas. I mean, who wouldn't? Hehe :) Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! You're the best! :)
Zep: Of course you can help kill him. You can be one of the boss's cronies. Thanks for the review. I really appreciate it! :)
Hehe: Aaawww! I gave you happiness? Well, your review gave me happiness! Yup, it most certainly did. :)
The Legolas Assassinator: Oh, you better believe he's gonna die! Hehe :) Thanks so much for reviewing! I luv reviews, and I luv you for reviewing! :)
Anonymous2: Legolas really should die, shouldn't he? And he most certainly will, in this rhyme, at least. :) Thank you for the review. I really appreciate it! :)
FrodoFan: I'm really glad you like it! :) It's too bad you don't want to kill him, though. Hehe :) Thankies much for the review! :)
Shadow Warrior: Oh, you're definitely allowed to like this. Even if you were a fangirl, you'd still be allowed to like this. Of course, if you were a rabid fangirl, you probably wouldn't, but I'm just going off on a tangent now. Mucho thanks for the review! :)
Belthronding: I liked the last part best, too! Yay! :) Thanks a lot for the review! :)
Salysha: Yeah, her website is really worth it, ain't it? Thanks so much for reviewing! You're the best! I like rhyming…hehe :)
None-O-Yer-Business: Aaawww! I'm sorry for causing you to be defensive! But I take it that means you think it's an awesome poem? Thanks so much for saying that! Yes, that's really sweet of you! :)