Disclaimer: Ryan: We own nothing in this fic.
Mike: I own Fox!
Suddenly, a group of Konami lawyer's rush in, shoot Mike with an M9 and drag him away.
Ryan: We own nothing.( Picks up Desert Eagle) Now if you don't mind, I gotta save Mike!
Quote of the chapter: I miss my exoskeleton!!
Chapter 3: Recruit hunting, saving Mikey from the void.
FOX-HOUND HQ
Mike, Ryan, Otacon and (unfortunately) Raiden are watching Gundam Wing.
Raiden: I love Sailor Moon.
Mike: For the last freakin' time, we are NOT watching those Sailor s**t's!! It's freakin' Gundam freaking Wing!!!!
Ryan: Anyone so much as mention Sailor Moon one more time in this freaking fic, I will personally shove their own head so far up their own f*****g ass, they'll have to wear themselves as a hat!!!!
Raiden: I like the blue haired one!
Mike: That's it!! I'll f'ing kill you!! (starts to beat him over the head with the fridge)
Ryan: Piece of S**T!! (picks up a La-Z-Boy and starts to lay into him)
The door to the basement opens and Snake walk's in.
Snake:(realizing what's happening) Hey, I want some! (Runs up to Raiden and starts to kick him) Dumbass!!
Otacon: (finally takes off his ear set and notices what's going on) STOP IT!!!!!!
Everything grinds to a halt
Raiden: (coughing blood) My whole body has a boo-boo.
Fox: (calmly striding down the stairs) That is the one stupidest thing I have ever heard! And I worked with FOX-HOUND!
Snake: We still do, genius.
Fox: First off; I forgot, and second: my IQ is 250.
Mike: (to Snake) Whereas yours is only 160.
Snake: Shut up and sit down before my U.S.P. does the talking.
Mike: (sits down so fast he trip's over Raiden and flips over the couch.)
Ryan: Real smooth there, dipshit.
Mike's hand rises over the side of the couch and drops all fingers save one.
Fox: Guys, reason I came down was 'cuz Charlie called told us to find some recruits.
Mike: Charlie? (Realization dawns on him) Look up!
They all do, and see the category turning to crossovers.
All: NOOOOO!!
In despair, Snake fires off a whole clip of U.S.P. rounds into the air. As if tauntingly, the word crossovers slowly shatters and rains down.
Mike: (avoiding glass shards) The things we do for a good fic...
Fox: Did I say Charlie? I meant Campbell.
Ryan: You FRAKIN' IDIOT!!
Fox: Whoops..? (nervous laughter)
Snake: Idiot.
Fox: Ah come on!! It was an honest mistake!
Otacon: No more Lucy Lu for you!
Fox: NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Raiden:(laying on the gound bleeding, impaled by a few shards of glass) Little help..?
Ryan: Oh crap...
The group split into two, Mike and Snake went to the hospital with Raiden.
Ryan, Fox and Otacon went on a hunt for recruits.
In the hospital
Snake: You okay kid?
Raiden: The doctors said my guts are linguini.
Mike: (turns green) Oh my God...
Snake:(sees Mike) You okay?
Mike:(nods weakly)
Snake: Go get some fresh air, kid.
Mike: (softly) Okay....(leaves)
Raiden: Hey, I'm the sick one!
Snake: Go to Hell kid!
Raiden: Damn! Almost got some sympathy...
Out in the hall
Mike: Heh heh, worked like a charm! Now I gotta get me something to make Fox add me to his list of friends! (starts to think) Eureka!!
Random Doctor: Can I help you?
Mike: (whips out his M9) Freeze!
Random Doctor: (throws up his hands)(with a Russian accent) Don't shoot!!
Mike: (aims for his crotch)
Random Doctor: (shakes and drops 'Lab Key')
Mike: Thanks for you trouble.(shoots him)
Random Doctor: (grabs his crotch)( really high pitched voice) Poopy...(passes out)
Mike:(picks up the key) Heh...
Back in the room
Raiden: And when I turned 6 my daddy-
Snake: Screw this!(leaves and starts to look around) What the hell is a daemo-veterinary section? (starts to walk down the hall, passing the three Prime Evils)
Diablo: Help us please!!
Mephisto: We'll let you molest Baal!
Baal: Yeah!! Wait!! No! Don't molest Baal!
Snake: Too freaky...(passes by FatMan)
FatMan: I will be the most famous of them all!!
Snake: Too fat...(passes by Chi-Chi)
Chi-Chi: When I find you Son Goku, your ass is grass!
Snake: Too bitchy...(comes to a stop beside the cage of...Mikey!)
Mikey: Spirits have told me to kill!
Snake: (mumbling) I like...
Mikey:(suddenly paranoid) WHAT?! WHERE?! WHOOO?!
Snake: (criticizing) Always alert...
Jailer: Shut up or I'll give you the hose!
Mikey: Water is not my friend!!!
Snake: How much for him?
Jailer: $15.
Some random lab in the hospital
Mike: Sweet!!(Around him is 150L of morphine) The boys are gonna have a field day!!!(starts to collect it into his item window)
The scene changes to Ryan, Fox and Otacon in some random street. Not the one we landed in.
Ryan: How are we supposed to recruit people when it's top-secret?
Fox: (Gets an idea) WHO WANTS TO JOIN AN ORGANIZATION CALLED FOX-HOUND?!!
Ryan&Otacon : YOU IDIOT !!!
Some Guy:(pulse paper out of his pocket and reads it out loud) I fully support said group and/or organization.
Fox,Ryan,& Otacon: Sweet!( starts to celebrate ) we got a member.
Ryan: By the way, what is you're name any ways?
?:(pules another paper from his pocket ) Paper reading Jack@$$.
Ryan: How about I just call you Papes?
Papes: ( gives thumbs up and pules a paper out again ) I got a hard on.
Fox: ( shudders) Indeed you do my friend. Indeed you do.
All at once, the group returns home
Snake: Look who I found! (points to Mikey)
Ryan&Mike: Mikey!
Mikey: MEAT!!
Mike: Oh my God, he's been possessed!
Ryan: Cool!
Fox: Hey! We got someone too!(points to Papes)
Papes:(pulls out a paper and reads it) I masturbate to men and women.
Raiden:(in a wheel chair) Me too!
Otacon: Way too much info!
Raiden: Bite me!
Fox: You'd like that!
Ryan:(to Papes) Stay the Hell away from him, you might catch rabies!
Snake: I think that's drool.
Raiden: (staring at Mikey and drooling)
Mikey: (points to Raiden) I will destroy you with the power of my mind alone!!
Raiden: I'm outta here!(starts leaving)
Mikey: Damn you alchemist! I have not come so far only to have my quarry escape!
Mike: Holy! He's got two in there!
Ryan: Lucky bastard!
Mike: On lighter note, I managed to steal 150L of Morphine!
Everyone: HELL YEAH!
Snake: Let's call down Mei-Ling!
Fox: And Naomi!
Otacon: And E.E.
Papes:(Does his job) Hell yeah!
1 Hour Later
The group is sitting around a table, stoned
Snake: This is sweet!
Otacon:(camera turns to him)My face is numb, and I'm not cold!
Naomi:(then to her) If I knew how sweet this was, I wouldn't of told Snake to stop smoking!
Fox:(he's next) I'm smoking, and my cigarette's backwards! Oh wait, no it isn't! This shit kick's exoskeleton ass! (silent) I miss my exoskeleton!!
Mike:(now him) I miss my mullet!
Papes:(camera turns to him, he start to reach into his pocket, then the camera whip's to Ryan)
Papes' voice: Hey!
Ryan:(passes out onto Naomi's jugs, wakes up, and notices Fox's death glare, only inches from his face and laughs nervously) Naomi didn't mind!
Naomi: (snoring)
Ryan: Crap!
Fox: Teach you to touch my sister when she's passed out!
Ryan: But she isn't you real sister!
Fox:(turns to Snake) You son of a bitch!
Snake: I didn't say shit!
Fox: I'll whup you both!(he grabs them both by the neck and does a triple headbutt)
As if one, the three drop like stones straight onto their asses.
E.E.: I'm not so think as you stoned I am!!(passes out)
Mei-Ling: Walls are for pissing on!(passes out)
Otacon: 2+2=87!!!(passes out)
Mikey: Drugs are my friends!(passes out)
Papes: (about to take a paper out, but just drops and starts snoring)
Mike: When in Rome.(grabs a lamp and smashes it over his head)(he doesn't stay conscious)
TO BE CON-FREAKIN-TINUED!
Author's notes: Actually got around to some humor. Papes is completely fictional, and serves as Ryan's buddy, as well as comic relief. We got Mikey possessed as to not mistake him for Mike.
Closing remarks: We enjoyed this one more than the first two. Longest too. Send suggestions and reviews. And we will not pair guys off with each other! Reviews will be rewarded with special thanks!!
Mike: I own Fox!
Suddenly, a group of Konami lawyer's rush in, shoot Mike with an M9 and drag him away.
Ryan: We own nothing.( Picks up Desert Eagle) Now if you don't mind, I gotta save Mike!
Quote of the chapter: I miss my exoskeleton!!
Chapter 3: Recruit hunting, saving Mikey from the void.
FOX-HOUND HQ
Mike, Ryan, Otacon and (unfortunately) Raiden are watching Gundam Wing.
Raiden: I love Sailor Moon.
Mike: For the last freakin' time, we are NOT watching those Sailor s**t's!! It's freakin' Gundam freaking Wing!!!!
Ryan: Anyone so much as mention Sailor Moon one more time in this freaking fic, I will personally shove their own head so far up their own f*****g ass, they'll have to wear themselves as a hat!!!!
Raiden: I like the blue haired one!
Mike: That's it!! I'll f'ing kill you!! (starts to beat him over the head with the fridge)
Ryan: Piece of S**T!! (picks up a La-Z-Boy and starts to lay into him)
The door to the basement opens and Snake walk's in.
Snake:(realizing what's happening) Hey, I want some! (Runs up to Raiden and starts to kick him) Dumbass!!
Otacon: (finally takes off his ear set and notices what's going on) STOP IT!!!!!!
Everything grinds to a halt
Raiden: (coughing blood) My whole body has a boo-boo.
Fox: (calmly striding down the stairs) That is the one stupidest thing I have ever heard! And I worked with FOX-HOUND!
Snake: We still do, genius.
Fox: First off; I forgot, and second: my IQ is 250.
Mike: (to Snake) Whereas yours is only 160.
Snake: Shut up and sit down before my U.S.P. does the talking.
Mike: (sits down so fast he trip's over Raiden and flips over the couch.)
Ryan: Real smooth there, dipshit.
Mike's hand rises over the side of the couch and drops all fingers save one.
Fox: Guys, reason I came down was 'cuz Charlie called told us to find some recruits.
Mike: Charlie? (Realization dawns on him) Look up!
They all do, and see the category turning to crossovers.
All: NOOOOO!!
In despair, Snake fires off a whole clip of U.S.P. rounds into the air. As if tauntingly, the word crossovers slowly shatters and rains down.
Mike: (avoiding glass shards) The things we do for a good fic...
Fox: Did I say Charlie? I meant Campbell.
Ryan: You FRAKIN' IDIOT!!
Fox: Whoops..? (nervous laughter)
Snake: Idiot.
Fox: Ah come on!! It was an honest mistake!
Otacon: No more Lucy Lu for you!
Fox: NNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Raiden:(laying on the gound bleeding, impaled by a few shards of glass) Little help..?
Ryan: Oh crap...
The group split into two, Mike and Snake went to the hospital with Raiden.
Ryan, Fox and Otacon went on a hunt for recruits.
In the hospital
Snake: You okay kid?
Raiden: The doctors said my guts are linguini.
Mike: (turns green) Oh my God...
Snake:(sees Mike) You okay?
Mike:(nods weakly)
Snake: Go get some fresh air, kid.
Mike: (softly) Okay....(leaves)
Raiden: Hey, I'm the sick one!
Snake: Go to Hell kid!
Raiden: Damn! Almost got some sympathy...
Out in the hall
Mike: Heh heh, worked like a charm! Now I gotta get me something to make Fox add me to his list of friends! (starts to think) Eureka!!
Random Doctor: Can I help you?
Mike: (whips out his M9) Freeze!
Random Doctor: (throws up his hands)(with a Russian accent) Don't shoot!!
Mike: (aims for his crotch)
Random Doctor: (shakes and drops 'Lab Key')
Mike: Thanks for you trouble.(shoots him)
Random Doctor: (grabs his crotch)( really high pitched voice) Poopy...(passes out)
Mike:(picks up the key) Heh...
Back in the room
Raiden: And when I turned 6 my daddy-
Snake: Screw this!(leaves and starts to look around) What the hell is a daemo-veterinary section? (starts to walk down the hall, passing the three Prime Evils)
Diablo: Help us please!!
Mephisto: We'll let you molest Baal!
Baal: Yeah!! Wait!! No! Don't molest Baal!
Snake: Too freaky...(passes by FatMan)
FatMan: I will be the most famous of them all!!
Snake: Too fat...(passes by Chi-Chi)
Chi-Chi: When I find you Son Goku, your ass is grass!
Snake: Too bitchy...(comes to a stop beside the cage of...Mikey!)
Mikey: Spirits have told me to kill!
Snake: (mumbling) I like...
Mikey:(suddenly paranoid) WHAT?! WHERE?! WHOOO?!
Snake: (criticizing) Always alert...
Jailer: Shut up or I'll give you the hose!
Mikey: Water is not my friend!!!
Snake: How much for him?
Jailer: $15.
Some random lab in the hospital
Mike: Sweet!!(Around him is 150L of morphine) The boys are gonna have a field day!!!(starts to collect it into his item window)
The scene changes to Ryan, Fox and Otacon in some random street. Not the one we landed in.
Ryan: How are we supposed to recruit people when it's top-secret?
Fox: (Gets an idea) WHO WANTS TO JOIN AN ORGANIZATION CALLED FOX-HOUND?!!
Ryan&Otacon : YOU IDIOT !!!
Some Guy:(pulse paper out of his pocket and reads it out loud) I fully support said group and/or organization.
Fox,Ryan,& Otacon: Sweet!( starts to celebrate ) we got a member.
Ryan: By the way, what is you're name any ways?
?:(pules another paper from his pocket ) Paper reading Jack@$$.
Ryan: How about I just call you Papes?
Papes: ( gives thumbs up and pules a paper out again ) I got a hard on.
Fox: ( shudders) Indeed you do my friend. Indeed you do.
All at once, the group returns home
Snake: Look who I found! (points to Mikey)
Ryan&Mike: Mikey!
Mikey: MEAT!!
Mike: Oh my God, he's been possessed!
Ryan: Cool!
Fox: Hey! We got someone too!(points to Papes)
Papes:(pulls out a paper and reads it) I masturbate to men and women.
Raiden:(in a wheel chair) Me too!
Otacon: Way too much info!
Raiden: Bite me!
Fox: You'd like that!
Ryan:(to Papes) Stay the Hell away from him, you might catch rabies!
Snake: I think that's drool.
Raiden: (staring at Mikey and drooling)
Mikey: (points to Raiden) I will destroy you with the power of my mind alone!!
Raiden: I'm outta here!(starts leaving)
Mikey: Damn you alchemist! I have not come so far only to have my quarry escape!
Mike: Holy! He's got two in there!
Ryan: Lucky bastard!
Mike: On lighter note, I managed to steal 150L of Morphine!
Everyone: HELL YEAH!
Snake: Let's call down Mei-Ling!
Fox: And Naomi!
Otacon: And E.E.
Papes:(Does his job) Hell yeah!
1 Hour Later
The group is sitting around a table, stoned
Snake: This is sweet!
Otacon:(camera turns to him)My face is numb, and I'm not cold!
Naomi:(then to her) If I knew how sweet this was, I wouldn't of told Snake to stop smoking!
Fox:(he's next) I'm smoking, and my cigarette's backwards! Oh wait, no it isn't! This shit kick's exoskeleton ass! (silent) I miss my exoskeleton!!
Mike:(now him) I miss my mullet!
Papes:(camera turns to him, he start to reach into his pocket, then the camera whip's to Ryan)
Papes' voice: Hey!
Ryan:(passes out onto Naomi's jugs, wakes up, and notices Fox's death glare, only inches from his face and laughs nervously) Naomi didn't mind!
Naomi: (snoring)
Ryan: Crap!
Fox: Teach you to touch my sister when she's passed out!
Ryan: But she isn't you real sister!
Fox:(turns to Snake) You son of a bitch!
Snake: I didn't say shit!
Fox: I'll whup you both!(he grabs them both by the neck and does a triple headbutt)
As if one, the three drop like stones straight onto their asses.
E.E.: I'm not so think as you stoned I am!!(passes out)
Mei-Ling: Walls are for pissing on!(passes out)
Otacon: 2+2=87!!!(passes out)
Mikey: Drugs are my friends!(passes out)
Papes: (about to take a paper out, but just drops and starts snoring)
Mike: When in Rome.(grabs a lamp and smashes it over his head)(he doesn't stay conscious)
TO BE CON-FREAKIN-TINUED!
Author's notes: Actually got around to some humor. Papes is completely fictional, and serves as Ryan's buddy, as well as comic relief. We got Mikey possessed as to not mistake him for Mike.
Closing remarks: We enjoyed this one more than the first two. Longest too. Send suggestions and reviews. And we will not pair guys off with each other! Reviews will be rewarded with special thanks!!