Disclaimer: Just in case you haven't figured it out, nothing so much as mentioned in this fic that belongs to any organization ain't mine!!
Mike: Man, these disclaimers keep getting worse.
Ryan: What sucks is that we won't be in this chapter.
Mike: Really?
Ryan: To an extent.
Mike: Well that freakin' blows!
Chapter SIX: Just Messing Around
Quote of the chapter: Nah. He's a big boy, besides, there's still plenty of playmates for me to deal with.
The new HQ
Emma: (walking into the kitchen and hearing some giggling) What the Hell is that?
Voice: Emma, I am your step father...
Emma: What?!
Voice: You left me to die alone...
Emma: Daddy, no!
Liquid: (walks in) What the deuce is going on?
Emma: (totally freaked out) My dead dad's ghost has come back to haunt me!
Liquid: (like a little school girl) AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (starts to run away screaming 'I want my Big Boss')
Voice: I will drag you back to hell with me..!
Emma: (starting to cry) Please daddy, no!
Papes' Head: (out of nowhere) I'm the only bleedin' corpse that talks in this fic! (bullet comes out of nowhere and puts him to rest for the THIRD TIME!!!)
Author's Note: And stay dead!
Voice: Come with meeeee...
Emma: (totally lost it) NOOO!!
Voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (drops out of stealth to reveal Snake)
Fox: (also appears) Man, that was the best!!!!
Snake: HAHAHAH!
Naomi: (walks in) What the bloody Hell is going on around here?!
Emma: Those bastards were walking around in stealth are pretending to be my dead dad's ghost!!
Fox: Ah come on! It was just for a laugh!
Snake: Man... the look on your face was better than sex with your mom!
Fox: According to Otacon.
Emma: (pissed) What?!
Snake: We have him on the codec! Huh? (puts his hand up to his ear) Sorry, Otacon says to pretend he had nothing to do with it.
Naomi: Seriously Frankie! Your IQ is 250! Act like it!
Frank: We were just having some fun, right man?
Dave: (Snake's actual name) Yeah!
Naomi: You guys haven't changed since High School!
Flashback
Naomi: (walks past some card board boxes on the way to her locker)
Boxes: (giggle)
Naomi: (turns around) Who's there?!
Box: Naomi..!
Naomi: (not realizing they're in the boxes) Show yourself!
Box: I am the one who killed your parents!
Naomi: What?!
The boxes are overturned as Frank and Dave roll on the ground, laughing so hard that they have to hold their sides.
Naomi: You assholes!!
End Flashback
Frank: Dave man, were you just thinking what I was thinking?
Dave: Were you thinking about Mei-Ling in nothing but a thong?
Frank: Dude! I was!
Naomi: You two are hopeless! (storms out)
As soon as she leaves, Liquid runs in dressed like a ghost buster
Liquid: Out of my way, brother, I have to save Emma by kicking her ghost dad's ass!
Emma: My dad isn't a ghost, it was just those two (points to Frank and Dave) walking around in stealth camouflage!
Frank: Yup.
Liquid: (like a school girl) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (runs away screaming 'I want my Big Boss')
Hal: (walks in) Hey guys.
Frank: Hi.
Dave: Otacon.
Mei-Ling: (also walks in) It's so much more peaceful without those five.
Frank: I MISS THOSE TWO SO MUCH!!!
Dave: I know.
Flashback
Snake: YOU ATE 150lbs OF C4?!
Mike: YES!
Flashback
Dave: And the other one.
Flashback
E.Ryan: Holy Mac you're good!
Ryan: I know! (Cuts his balls off)
Flashback
Otacon: You know, they were never nice to me.
Frank: That's because they make you look like puke.
Emma: Be nice to my brother!
Dave: We only invited you over to get high, you're lucky we let you stay!
Otacon: Be nice to my sister!
Frank: Go screw you're mom, you bloody mama's boy.
Otacon: (starts to cry and runs away yelling 'I want my mommy!')
Meryl: (walks in without pants like in MGS1) Hey guys!
Frank: (jaw drops and so does the cup he's holding) Holy..!
Dave: (grinning with pride) Still tired out?
Emma: (gets it) Hey, there are minors here! This shouldn't be allowed!
Author's note: Emma, you don't complain when you get high so shut up. Besides, I'm 15 and I got a bleeding beard!
Emma: Thats nice. (mutters) Asshole.
Author: Come again?
Emma: Huh?
Author: I hear everything you say!
Dave: Just like Mei-Ling hears you?
Author(Mike): Yup.
Frank: Freaky!
Emma: But how?
Author: Me? I'm the bleeding author! Mei-Ling? She has powers that surpass my own!
Mei-Ling's Voice On The Wind: Damn Right!
Meryl: Who the Hell are you talking to?
Dave: That's not important.
Meryl: Sorry about your friends going to a rehabilitation center 'cuz they got hooked.
Frank: Don't worry, the law of Sephiroth0201 fanfics dictate that they'll bust out so we can all get high.
Dave: Yup.
Frank: And they'll cause a spontaneous 'Hell yeah!'
Liquid: (runs in) Hell yeah!
Dave, Frank, Emma and Meryl: (blank stare)
Liquid: Bad timing?
Emma: You could say that.
The uni-codec goes off
Frank, Dave, Liquid: (drop to one knee)
Snake: Snake here.
Fox: Wazzup?!
Liquid: Hello?
Bush: We have a terrorist situation in the middle of nowhere rehab center.
Fox: Cobra!
Snake: Gecko!
Liquid: Mike and Ryan are there to!
Fox and Snake: (slap Liquid upside his head)
Bush: You're orders are to rescue the survivors and put down the terrorists.
Snake: Copy that.
Fox: FOX-HOUND out.
Meryl: Are you guys still burnt out?
Snake: What?
Fox: We were on the codec with George Bush.
Meryl: The pope?!
Liquid: Yes, the po- what?! THE POPE?! No. The president.
Meryl: What happened to Clinton?
Snake: (just shakes his head)
Fox: I'll get Linguini Guts.
Meanwhile in the Middle of Nowhere Rehabilitation Center a large group of armed men split up and begin to take patrols in the ground floor and basement, the survivors are hiding on the top floor.
Mike: I thought you said we wouldn't be in this one.
Ryan: Gotta keep the fans guessing.
Mike: Both of them?
Ryan: Yup.
The two slowly descend the staircase, attempting to clear a path for the survivors. A single guard, trying to rest, spots them. "I need some help here!" he shouts. The calvary arrives promptly, removing their chances of proceeding. "Remember the disclaimer, don't stop until there's no one left," said Mike while drawing his beretta M92F. "Keep fighting until there all corpses!!
Ryan acknowledged only slightly, drawing his Katana from it's sheath. He was prepared to battle to the death and relished such moments, just as did his counterpart. It was what they lived for. That and getting high.
A nervous terrorist's finger squeezed down on the trigger, each bullet a lead coated carrior of doom. None of them found their marks, hitting only air or the edge of a blade. The battle had begun.
Mike dodged hot rounds while spewing them out, soldiers died in throngs, and yet more came. He picked off a man to his left and did a 180 to riddle another man with holes before seeking cover behind a column. He quickly ejected his empty cartridge before slapping in a new one and once again joining in the fray. Two men fired on him, but dropped like stones as lead tore through their skull as the bearded youth mowed them down without slowing his pace.
Two more emerged from around a corner and attempted to bum rush him, firing blindly. Mike dodge to the left, rolling across the floor, under their deadly spray. He came to his feet and disposed of the two. They apparently couldn't survive with fully jacketed rounds in their hearts.
To his right, a group of men threw fragmentation granades between the two FOX-HOUND members. The taller one sent them to hell with a barrage of 9mm rounds before leaping over the ledge of a staircase. He rose from the dust and surveyed the situation. He was blocked in. At the top of the stairs was a group of rapidly descending foes. Further down was the cafeteria.
He felt his face contort into a grin despite himself. He reloaded his pistol with a single thought in his head. 'Looks like head cheese is on the menu.'
On the floor above Ryan slew his foes with unnatural ease. As an unfortunate man slid off his blade he felt himself worrying about his friend. He had seen him go over the edge, and the gunfire that had broke out caused him to wonder wether or not to aid his friend. 'Nah. He's a big boy, besides...' he looked over to the more heavily armed mercs emerging from down the hall, a few of them descending the stairs. 'There's still plenty of playmates to deal with,' he thought to himself coldly, an equally cold grin spread out on his lips.
He looked into the foremost man's eyes. "Let's have some fun," he said. He thus lifted his weapon to bear, the blade parallel with his shoulders. His enemies were clearly idiots as they attacked despite the ever growing mass of corpses at their feet.
He deflected the rounds that came to him while charging madly. Once in range he cleaved the first man in two, his torso from his right hip to his left shoulder falling away from the rest of him. The next was not as fortunate, as Ryan cut him down with a series of slashes. He fell to his knees screaming, trying vainly to hold his interns within him.
Ryan performed a perfect somersault over the men and cut down a third with two quick slashes, each one cleaving a kidney in two. His allies had already turned and opened fire. The youth didn't even attempt to deflect them, he merely dashed between the three and spun in a complete circle, decapitating two and splitting in twain the skull of the shorter man.
Satisfied with his work, he turned to the stairs, only to find Mike calmly leaned against the wall.
Mike: It's been a long time since I had so much fun.
Ryan: (grinning from ear to ear) That was sweet.
Mike calmly walks over
Mike: We're trying to secure a route for the survivors, remember? Let's get out of here before anyone else comes.
Ryan: One more thing.
Mike: (quirks an eyebrow)
Ryan: Call me Cobra.
Meanwhile, in a chopper
Raiden: And then daddy told me he killed my parents and we had a duel to the death.
Meryl: Is there any way to shut him up?!!
Fox: Here. (to Raiden) Hey Jack-Off, shut up!!
Raiden: (shut's up, as he is trying to figure out who's Jack-Off)
Meryl: Finally!!
Snake: Okay, here's the plan. Run in shooting and don't stop shooting 'till you're dead.
Fox: That's a terrible plan!!
Snake: Let's see you make a better one!
Fox: First we sneak into the building undetected, then we find the remaining survivors and escort them out of the building-
Liquid: -then have a dramatic scene revealing an old foe and come home with Mike and Ryan-
Meryl: -and get fried.
Fox: Exactly.
Snake: Good plan!
Pilot: We're here!
Meanwhile, back with the two
Cobra: You done yet?
Gecko: (in the bathroom) Almost.
Cobra: Come on, we don't have time for this!
Gecko: Done! (walks out of the bathroom in a dramatic slow motion entrance)
Cobra: (mouths out 'oh my God')
That's right, Gecko is clean shaven
Gecko: What'cha think?
Cobra: Cool!
Gecko: Come on, I heard a chopper.
Cobra: Reinforcements?
Gecko: Probably, but it could be friendly's; so confirm who they are first.
Cobra: Like I'm that dumb, I ain't Raiden.
The two sneak continue to the main entrance and spot the rest of FOX-HOUND sneaking in, accompanied by Meryl.
Cobra: Hey guys!
Fox: Ryan!
Gecko: What am I, dog c**p?!
Snake: Mike!
Meryl: Hi guys!
Liquid: Brothers!
Snake: Shut up Liquid.
Raiden: Hey, who's Jack-Off?
Gecko: Nice to see you to, man. *It's strange without those two*
Snake: What's the situation?
Gecko: The survivors are on the top floor.
Cobra: And about 30 of their's aren't getting up.
Raiden: Why not?
Fox: You're work?
Gecko: Yup.
Liquid: You three; (gestures to Cobra, Gecko and Meryl) check the basement, we'll get the survivors out.
Meryl: Sounds good.
Everyone: Hell yeah!
The three head off
Gecko: Hope the PSG1 I found in the bathroom works.
Meryl: We probably won't need it.
Cobra: And besides, the shot'll get a lot of attention.
Gecko: Good point.
Meryl: Yeah, only Linguini Guts would do that!
Gecko: (green face) Shut up!
Cobra: (just laughs)
A few minutes later the team is reunited in front of an ominous door.
Raiden: What does ominous mean?
Snake: (shaking his head) Idiot.
Gecko: There can only be one person through here.
Cobra: We'll finish the job this time.
Fox: I hope not, that'll end the fic!
Gecko: True.
Meryl: What are you guys talking about.
Cobra: Who do you think would be in a room entitled: The last part of the mission?
Meryl: The Taco Bell Chihuahua?
Raiden: Where gonna see the Taco Bell dog?! (so excited he kicks the door down)
In the room
Gecko: Now wasn't that dramatic?!
Cobra: Enough sarcasm already.
Voice: Meow, moew meow meow. (So, we meet again.)
Fox: No s**t.
Gecko: You attack a rehab center we attend and you expect us to believe you weren't anticipating us?
Cobra: What kind of idiot are you?
E.Tiggs: Meow meow. (Behind you)
The team turns, and stand face to face with Mikey, his soul tainted by the impurity of Hell, his body, broken and crippled, forever sealed in an exo-skeleton.
Tyrant: You who always hated me shall fall by my hand.
As FOX-HOUND prepares for battle, a single youth steps forward.
Gecko: Mikey, I never hated you.
Tyrant: Spare me the pleas.
Gecko: Think back! You know I would never fight you!
Flashback
Young Mike: We'll always be best buds!
Young Mikey: I wish we were brothers.
Young Mike: We are brothers, on the inside.
Flashback
Tyrant: (comes to his senses) Mike..!
E.Tiggs: Meow! (Enough!) (sets the self-destruct)
Fox: Let's end this!
Snake: You die here cat!!
E.Tiggs: (pulls out a remote and presses the button)
Tyrant: (chest explodes)
Gecko: MIKEEYY!!!!!!!! (watches as his best friend from his childhood drops to the ground, dead) (turns to Tiggs) I'll send you back to HELL!!
Liquid: Why does everyone steal my lines?
Gecko charges Tigger, firing like a madman. The cat defects skillfully with his light saber, but the shattered youth charges right into her, sending them both sprawling. Gecko attacks first and lands a 9mm round into the cat.
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow! (We shall meet again!) (Jumps up twenty stories and flees)
Gecko: No!
Cobra: Mike, we have to leave...
Automated voice: 5min until self-destruct.
Snake: Let's go!
Fox: Right behind you!
Raiden: Is self-destruct a bad thing? (Gets dragged out by Liquid)
Meryl: Come on you two!
Cobra: We'll pay her back! (Leaves with the rest of them)
Gecko: (lingers behind to take one last moment with his best friend) Good-bye.
5min later, FOX-HOUND watches the rehab center burn to the ground.
Snake: Let's go home.
Meryl: (pat's Mike on the back)
Cobra: Hey guys...
Fox: What?
Cobra: We stole 150 confiscated doobies!
Everyone(including Mike): Hell yeah!
Back at the HQ
Naomi: Smokes, smokes, the musical fruit, the more you smoke, the more you die! (Passes out)
Dave: Now that's Metal Gear! (Passes out)
Otacon: My mom said that 2+2=87! (Passes out)
Emma: She's my mom! (Passes out)
Frank: Man, It rocks having you guys back! (Passes out)
Ryan: We're only gonna get a sentance each? (Passes out)
Liquid: My REX was called REX! (Passes out)
Mei-Ling: Well duh! (Passes out)
Raiden: Who's Jack-Off? (Passes out)
Mike: (grabs the lamp and smashes it over his head) (he is, once again, unconscious)
THE END
Author's notes: Mikey and Mike have always been best friends, and we always will be.
Closing remarks: Fun to right. Love fight scenes. Review. If you review, send a suggestion and tell me who your favorite new character is.
Once again, thanks Stef, thanks James.
Screw X-Box!
Mike: Man, these disclaimers keep getting worse.
Ryan: What sucks is that we won't be in this chapter.
Mike: Really?
Ryan: To an extent.
Mike: Well that freakin' blows!
Chapter SIX: Just Messing Around
Quote of the chapter: Nah. He's a big boy, besides, there's still plenty of playmates for me to deal with.
The new HQ
Emma: (walking into the kitchen and hearing some giggling) What the Hell is that?
Voice: Emma, I am your step father...
Emma: What?!
Voice: You left me to die alone...
Emma: Daddy, no!
Liquid: (walks in) What the deuce is going on?
Emma: (totally freaked out) My dead dad's ghost has come back to haunt me!
Liquid: (like a little school girl) AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (starts to run away screaming 'I want my Big Boss')
Voice: I will drag you back to hell with me..!
Emma: (starting to cry) Please daddy, no!
Papes' Head: (out of nowhere) I'm the only bleedin' corpse that talks in this fic! (bullet comes out of nowhere and puts him to rest for the THIRD TIME!!!)
Author's Note: And stay dead!
Voice: Come with meeeee...
Emma: (totally lost it) NOOO!!
Voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (drops out of stealth to reveal Snake)
Fox: (also appears) Man, that was the best!!!!
Snake: HAHAHAH!
Naomi: (walks in) What the bloody Hell is going on around here?!
Emma: Those bastards were walking around in stealth are pretending to be my dead dad's ghost!!
Fox: Ah come on! It was just for a laugh!
Snake: Man... the look on your face was better than sex with your mom!
Fox: According to Otacon.
Emma: (pissed) What?!
Snake: We have him on the codec! Huh? (puts his hand up to his ear) Sorry, Otacon says to pretend he had nothing to do with it.
Naomi: Seriously Frankie! Your IQ is 250! Act like it!
Frank: We were just having some fun, right man?
Dave: (Snake's actual name) Yeah!
Naomi: You guys haven't changed since High School!
Flashback
Naomi: (walks past some card board boxes on the way to her locker)
Boxes: (giggle)
Naomi: (turns around) Who's there?!
Box: Naomi..!
Naomi: (not realizing they're in the boxes) Show yourself!
Box: I am the one who killed your parents!
Naomi: What?!
The boxes are overturned as Frank and Dave roll on the ground, laughing so hard that they have to hold their sides.
Naomi: You assholes!!
End Flashback
Frank: Dave man, were you just thinking what I was thinking?
Dave: Were you thinking about Mei-Ling in nothing but a thong?
Frank: Dude! I was!
Naomi: You two are hopeless! (storms out)
As soon as she leaves, Liquid runs in dressed like a ghost buster
Liquid: Out of my way, brother, I have to save Emma by kicking her ghost dad's ass!
Emma: My dad isn't a ghost, it was just those two (points to Frank and Dave) walking around in stealth camouflage!
Frank: Yup.
Liquid: (like a school girl) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (runs away screaming 'I want my Big Boss')
Hal: (walks in) Hey guys.
Frank: Hi.
Dave: Otacon.
Mei-Ling: (also walks in) It's so much more peaceful without those five.
Frank: I MISS THOSE TWO SO MUCH!!!
Dave: I know.
Flashback
Snake: YOU ATE 150lbs OF C4?!
Mike: YES!
Flashback
Dave: And the other one.
Flashback
E.Ryan: Holy Mac you're good!
Ryan: I know! (Cuts his balls off)
Flashback
Otacon: You know, they were never nice to me.
Frank: That's because they make you look like puke.
Emma: Be nice to my brother!
Dave: We only invited you over to get high, you're lucky we let you stay!
Otacon: Be nice to my sister!
Frank: Go screw you're mom, you bloody mama's boy.
Otacon: (starts to cry and runs away yelling 'I want my mommy!')
Meryl: (walks in without pants like in MGS1) Hey guys!
Frank: (jaw drops and so does the cup he's holding) Holy..!
Dave: (grinning with pride) Still tired out?
Emma: (gets it) Hey, there are minors here! This shouldn't be allowed!
Author's note: Emma, you don't complain when you get high so shut up. Besides, I'm 15 and I got a bleeding beard!
Emma: Thats nice. (mutters) Asshole.
Author: Come again?
Emma: Huh?
Author: I hear everything you say!
Dave: Just like Mei-Ling hears you?
Author(Mike): Yup.
Frank: Freaky!
Emma: But how?
Author: Me? I'm the bleeding author! Mei-Ling? She has powers that surpass my own!
Mei-Ling's Voice On The Wind: Damn Right!
Meryl: Who the Hell are you talking to?
Dave: That's not important.
Meryl: Sorry about your friends going to a rehabilitation center 'cuz they got hooked.
Frank: Don't worry, the law of Sephiroth0201 fanfics dictate that they'll bust out so we can all get high.
Dave: Yup.
Frank: And they'll cause a spontaneous 'Hell yeah!'
Liquid: (runs in) Hell yeah!
Dave, Frank, Emma and Meryl: (blank stare)
Liquid: Bad timing?
Emma: You could say that.
The uni-codec goes off
Frank, Dave, Liquid: (drop to one knee)
Snake: Snake here.
Fox: Wazzup?!
Liquid: Hello?
Bush: We have a terrorist situation in the middle of nowhere rehab center.
Fox: Cobra!
Snake: Gecko!
Liquid: Mike and Ryan are there to!
Fox and Snake: (slap Liquid upside his head)
Bush: You're orders are to rescue the survivors and put down the terrorists.
Snake: Copy that.
Fox: FOX-HOUND out.
Meryl: Are you guys still burnt out?
Snake: What?
Fox: We were on the codec with George Bush.
Meryl: The pope?!
Liquid: Yes, the po- what?! THE POPE?! No. The president.
Meryl: What happened to Clinton?
Snake: (just shakes his head)
Fox: I'll get Linguini Guts.
Meanwhile in the Middle of Nowhere Rehabilitation Center a large group of armed men split up and begin to take patrols in the ground floor and basement, the survivors are hiding on the top floor.
Mike: I thought you said we wouldn't be in this one.
Ryan: Gotta keep the fans guessing.
Mike: Both of them?
Ryan: Yup.
The two slowly descend the staircase, attempting to clear a path for the survivors. A single guard, trying to rest, spots them. "I need some help here!" he shouts. The calvary arrives promptly, removing their chances of proceeding. "Remember the disclaimer, don't stop until there's no one left," said Mike while drawing his beretta M92F. "Keep fighting until there all corpses!!
Ryan acknowledged only slightly, drawing his Katana from it's sheath. He was prepared to battle to the death and relished such moments, just as did his counterpart. It was what they lived for. That and getting high.
A nervous terrorist's finger squeezed down on the trigger, each bullet a lead coated carrior of doom. None of them found their marks, hitting only air or the edge of a blade. The battle had begun.
Mike dodged hot rounds while spewing them out, soldiers died in throngs, and yet more came. He picked off a man to his left and did a 180 to riddle another man with holes before seeking cover behind a column. He quickly ejected his empty cartridge before slapping in a new one and once again joining in the fray. Two men fired on him, but dropped like stones as lead tore through their skull as the bearded youth mowed them down without slowing his pace.
Two more emerged from around a corner and attempted to bum rush him, firing blindly. Mike dodge to the left, rolling across the floor, under their deadly spray. He came to his feet and disposed of the two. They apparently couldn't survive with fully jacketed rounds in their hearts.
To his right, a group of men threw fragmentation granades between the two FOX-HOUND members. The taller one sent them to hell with a barrage of 9mm rounds before leaping over the ledge of a staircase. He rose from the dust and surveyed the situation. He was blocked in. At the top of the stairs was a group of rapidly descending foes. Further down was the cafeteria.
He felt his face contort into a grin despite himself. He reloaded his pistol with a single thought in his head. 'Looks like head cheese is on the menu.'
On the floor above Ryan slew his foes with unnatural ease. As an unfortunate man slid off his blade he felt himself worrying about his friend. He had seen him go over the edge, and the gunfire that had broke out caused him to wonder wether or not to aid his friend. 'Nah. He's a big boy, besides...' he looked over to the more heavily armed mercs emerging from down the hall, a few of them descending the stairs. 'There's still plenty of playmates to deal with,' he thought to himself coldly, an equally cold grin spread out on his lips.
He looked into the foremost man's eyes. "Let's have some fun," he said. He thus lifted his weapon to bear, the blade parallel with his shoulders. His enemies were clearly idiots as they attacked despite the ever growing mass of corpses at their feet.
He deflected the rounds that came to him while charging madly. Once in range he cleaved the first man in two, his torso from his right hip to his left shoulder falling away from the rest of him. The next was not as fortunate, as Ryan cut him down with a series of slashes. He fell to his knees screaming, trying vainly to hold his interns within him.
Ryan performed a perfect somersault over the men and cut down a third with two quick slashes, each one cleaving a kidney in two. His allies had already turned and opened fire. The youth didn't even attempt to deflect them, he merely dashed between the three and spun in a complete circle, decapitating two and splitting in twain the skull of the shorter man.
Satisfied with his work, he turned to the stairs, only to find Mike calmly leaned against the wall.
Mike: It's been a long time since I had so much fun.
Ryan: (grinning from ear to ear) That was sweet.
Mike calmly walks over
Mike: We're trying to secure a route for the survivors, remember? Let's get out of here before anyone else comes.
Ryan: One more thing.
Mike: (quirks an eyebrow)
Ryan: Call me Cobra.
Meanwhile, in a chopper
Raiden: And then daddy told me he killed my parents and we had a duel to the death.
Meryl: Is there any way to shut him up?!!
Fox: Here. (to Raiden) Hey Jack-Off, shut up!!
Raiden: (shut's up, as he is trying to figure out who's Jack-Off)
Meryl: Finally!!
Snake: Okay, here's the plan. Run in shooting and don't stop shooting 'till you're dead.
Fox: That's a terrible plan!!
Snake: Let's see you make a better one!
Fox: First we sneak into the building undetected, then we find the remaining survivors and escort them out of the building-
Liquid: -then have a dramatic scene revealing an old foe and come home with Mike and Ryan-
Meryl: -and get fried.
Fox: Exactly.
Snake: Good plan!
Pilot: We're here!
Meanwhile, back with the two
Cobra: You done yet?
Gecko: (in the bathroom) Almost.
Cobra: Come on, we don't have time for this!
Gecko: Done! (walks out of the bathroom in a dramatic slow motion entrance)
Cobra: (mouths out 'oh my God')
That's right, Gecko is clean shaven
Gecko: What'cha think?
Cobra: Cool!
Gecko: Come on, I heard a chopper.
Cobra: Reinforcements?
Gecko: Probably, but it could be friendly's; so confirm who they are first.
Cobra: Like I'm that dumb, I ain't Raiden.
The two sneak continue to the main entrance and spot the rest of FOX-HOUND sneaking in, accompanied by Meryl.
Cobra: Hey guys!
Fox: Ryan!
Gecko: What am I, dog c**p?!
Snake: Mike!
Meryl: Hi guys!
Liquid: Brothers!
Snake: Shut up Liquid.
Raiden: Hey, who's Jack-Off?
Gecko: Nice to see you to, man. *It's strange without those two*
Snake: What's the situation?
Gecko: The survivors are on the top floor.
Cobra: And about 30 of their's aren't getting up.
Raiden: Why not?
Fox: You're work?
Gecko: Yup.
Liquid: You three; (gestures to Cobra, Gecko and Meryl) check the basement, we'll get the survivors out.
Meryl: Sounds good.
Everyone: Hell yeah!
The three head off
Gecko: Hope the PSG1 I found in the bathroom works.
Meryl: We probably won't need it.
Cobra: And besides, the shot'll get a lot of attention.
Gecko: Good point.
Meryl: Yeah, only Linguini Guts would do that!
Gecko: (green face) Shut up!
Cobra: (just laughs)
A few minutes later the team is reunited in front of an ominous door.
Raiden: What does ominous mean?
Snake: (shaking his head) Idiot.
Gecko: There can only be one person through here.
Cobra: We'll finish the job this time.
Fox: I hope not, that'll end the fic!
Gecko: True.
Meryl: What are you guys talking about.
Cobra: Who do you think would be in a room entitled: The last part of the mission?
Meryl: The Taco Bell Chihuahua?
Raiden: Where gonna see the Taco Bell dog?! (so excited he kicks the door down)
In the room
Gecko: Now wasn't that dramatic?!
Cobra: Enough sarcasm already.
Voice: Meow, moew meow meow. (So, we meet again.)
Fox: No s**t.
Gecko: You attack a rehab center we attend and you expect us to believe you weren't anticipating us?
Cobra: What kind of idiot are you?
E.Tiggs: Meow meow. (Behind you)
The team turns, and stand face to face with Mikey, his soul tainted by the impurity of Hell, his body, broken and crippled, forever sealed in an exo-skeleton.
Tyrant: You who always hated me shall fall by my hand.
As FOX-HOUND prepares for battle, a single youth steps forward.
Gecko: Mikey, I never hated you.
Tyrant: Spare me the pleas.
Gecko: Think back! You know I would never fight you!
Flashback
Young Mike: We'll always be best buds!
Young Mikey: I wish we were brothers.
Young Mike: We are brothers, on the inside.
Flashback
Tyrant: (comes to his senses) Mike..!
E.Tiggs: Meow! (Enough!) (sets the self-destruct)
Fox: Let's end this!
Snake: You die here cat!!
E.Tiggs: (pulls out a remote and presses the button)
Tyrant: (chest explodes)
Gecko: MIKEEYY!!!!!!!! (watches as his best friend from his childhood drops to the ground, dead) (turns to Tiggs) I'll send you back to HELL!!
Liquid: Why does everyone steal my lines?
Gecko charges Tigger, firing like a madman. The cat defects skillfully with his light saber, but the shattered youth charges right into her, sending them both sprawling. Gecko attacks first and lands a 9mm round into the cat.
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow! (We shall meet again!) (Jumps up twenty stories and flees)
Gecko: No!
Cobra: Mike, we have to leave...
Automated voice: 5min until self-destruct.
Snake: Let's go!
Fox: Right behind you!
Raiden: Is self-destruct a bad thing? (Gets dragged out by Liquid)
Meryl: Come on you two!
Cobra: We'll pay her back! (Leaves with the rest of them)
Gecko: (lingers behind to take one last moment with his best friend) Good-bye.
5min later, FOX-HOUND watches the rehab center burn to the ground.
Snake: Let's go home.
Meryl: (pat's Mike on the back)
Cobra: Hey guys...
Fox: What?
Cobra: We stole 150 confiscated doobies!
Everyone(including Mike): Hell yeah!
Back at the HQ
Naomi: Smokes, smokes, the musical fruit, the more you smoke, the more you die! (Passes out)
Dave: Now that's Metal Gear! (Passes out)
Otacon: My mom said that 2+2=87! (Passes out)
Emma: She's my mom! (Passes out)
Frank: Man, It rocks having you guys back! (Passes out)
Ryan: We're only gonna get a sentance each? (Passes out)
Liquid: My REX was called REX! (Passes out)
Mei-Ling: Well duh! (Passes out)
Raiden: Who's Jack-Off? (Passes out)
Mike: (grabs the lamp and smashes it over his head) (he is, once again, unconscious)
THE END
Author's notes: Mikey and Mike have always been best friends, and we always will be.
Closing remarks: Fun to right. Love fight scenes. Review. If you review, send a suggestion and tell me who your favorite new character is.
Once again, thanks Stef, thanks James.
Screw X-Box!