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Quote of the chapter: And I'll drag you down to Hell with me..!
Chapter 7: The End of it All and The Final Farewells
FOX-HOUND HQ
Snake is lounged out on a couch, watching Gundam Wing. Otacon is on the chair to his right and Fox is hiding in a fort he made out of mattresses. He thinks no one can see him.
Mei-Ling: (walks downstairs) Hey guys.
Snake: Yo.
Otacon: Hello.
Fox: (in stealth) Wazzup?
Mei-Ling: Who the Hell said that? (She check in Fox's fort, but can't see him) Huh, just a fort...
(starts to walk off, but Fox leaps up and chokes her 'till she passes out)
Fox: Score! (Takes off her top and steals her bra) I'm the man!
Otacon: What the Hell is wrong with you?!
Fox: Wanna see her in nothing but a thong or not?
Snake: Yeah! (pulls a pink thong out from behind the couch)
Otacon: Where the Hell did you get that?!
Snake: Borrowed it from Liquid.
Fox: Eww, I ain't putting it on her. (Moments of silence)
Snake&Fox: Not it.
Otacon" Huh? (hits him) Ah, crap!
Snake: Come on, you always liked her.
Fox: There's nothing wrong with putting a man's thong on a 17 year old's @$$.
Otacon: Then you do it!
Fox: (fast draws a Socom) Put it on, now.
Otacon: Frak. (picks up the thong) Ewwww....
Fox: Heh-heh...
Snake: Loser.
Otacon: (proceeds to undress her, then after 5min worth of the guys drooling, reluctantly put it on her)
Fox: That's the stuff.
Snake: I'm on cloud nine.
Liquid: (magically behind them) That looks even better on her!
Fox: Agreed.
Otacon: I feel so... dirty.
Snake: At least you don't feel impotent.
Undefined amount of time later.
Mei-Ling's: (from crawl space) SSNNAAAAKE!
Snake: Not good!
Fox: BAIL!!!! (activates his stealth)
Snake: Oh yeah! Forgot about that thing! (activates his)
Otacon: No fair! I gave mine to you! Help me!!
Snake: Life's tough, huh?
Fox: Agreed.
Liquid: (hiding under the floor panels) I think you should run.
Otacon: (tries to run away, but Fox trips him) Frak!!
Mei-Ling: (bust's out of the crawl space) Where the Hell is Snake?!
Otacon: (points to Snake) He's there! Don't hurt me!
Liquid: (giggles)
Mei-Ling: (can't see Snake 'cuz of the stealth) You lying frak head! You did it!
Otacon: No I didn't!!!
Mei-Ling: Time to bust you up, nerd boy!
Otacon: FRAK!!!!!!!
10min later, all of FOX-HOUND is gathered in the basement
Ryan: (staring blankly an Mei-Ling, because she hasn't bothered to get dressed)(like a zombie) Uh-huh...
Mei-Ling: And that's why Otacon is going to be in intensive care for the next 6 months.
Mike: (being polite and not staring) That's nice.
Meryl: You do realize your in nothing but Liquid's thong?
Mei-Ling: (looks down) Oh my God!
Liquid: Yeah! Give it back!
Mei-Ling: But-
Snake: You heard the man!
Meryl: Snake!
Snake: Sorry.
Fox: And he blamed it on us?! I'm appalled at his behaviour!
Naomi: Give it up, Four Eyes ain't got the guts to pull a stunt like that!
Mei-Ling: I'm gonna get dressed. (gets up and leaves)
Ryan: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!
Meryl: (gets up and b***h slaps him off his feet) Wad!
Mike: (chuckles) Nice show of manliness, ya fem.
Ryan: At least I checked her out!
Mike: Staring for 5min ain't checking her out, it's eye pumping!!
Liquid: (to Ryan) You have no manners!
Mike: You have no balls, ya super fem!
Snake: Damn right! I mean, who the Hell strips their brother down to just pants before a duel to the death?!
Liquid: Frak off!!
Fox: I remember that day...
Flashback
Liquid: (in nothing but his trademark thong) Snake! Did you like my sun glasses?
Snake: God!! (holding his face) My fraking face!
Liquid: And now you die!! (leaps for REX, but it hasn't turned on yet, and he slides back down to the walkway) Ouch... (rises from the ground) I suppose I'll have to stall you with the old, 'no more warrior pride' speech, huh?
Fox: (from the shadows) Screw the speech, find something to wear!
Snake: (still blinded) I'm in pain!! Just kill me!!
Flashback
Liquid: I was demonstrating my confidence in my sexuality.
Ryan: Yeah, homosexuality.
Mike: Burn!
Once again, in the worst of times, President Bush gives a call on the uni-Codec
Gecko: I'm here.
Liquid: For king and country.
Snake: Snake here.
Cobra: Your orders?
Fox: WAZZUP?!
Bush: A terrorist group calling themselves the Cat's Paw has taken a random tanker, and are holding it hostage with a group of trained mercenaries dressed as Storm Troopers.
Gecko: Damn her! I'll avenge Mikey!!
Snake: Sick frakers!
Fox: What are their demands?
Bush: Unless we pay a sum of $500 000 000 000 000, they will use their Storm Troopers and turn this fic into a crossover!
Liquid: My God, these frakers have no mercy!
Gecko: And since Fanfiction doesn't post crossovers... No!
Bush: She will officially wipe you from the site!!
Snake !!" We can't let that happen!
Fox: The fate of this universe depends on us, or all will plunge to chaos and darkness!
Bush: And she already kidnaped several bio-chemists.
Cobra: More clones... this'll be hard.
Snake: And using actual scientist and not just an instant plot device...
Fox: They'll actually be able to fight.
Liquid: Clones?! What the Hell are you guys taking about?
Gecko: Tiggs made lousy clones of us before, this time I even think she'll clone Jack Off and Meryl!
Liquid: And me too...
Bush: A lot is riding on you, don't fail...
In some random tanker, a huge TV screen broadcasted the whole thing to an evil cat and her loyal man made minions.
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow meow. (They're onto us, but they shall fall victim to Metal Gear CAT!)
Directly behind the man made throne, a large metal cat is sitting, covered in rocket launchers and Star Wars laser canons.
E.Gecko: None shall survive our victory.
E.Snake: We gonna smash dem faces.
E.Liquid: YAH, EH?
E.Meryl: I made biscuits!
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow. (My dream shall be fulfilled, all of the meow mix in this universe shall be mine)
Back with Snake and Company
Raiden: So there is no Jack Off?!
Fox: (trying to get him to come) NO! I WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU!!
Raiden: Fun is fun!!
Fox: EITHER COME WITH US OR I'LL TEAR OFF THE ONLY FUN YOUR GONNA USE FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE, POINTLESS LIFE!!
Meryl: (seductively) If you come, I bake you cookies!
Raiden: Yay, cookies! (jumps in the chopper)
Gecko: (in the front, arguing with the pilot) No! All we need id to get dropped off on the bridge, then we'll bungee down to make it dramatic, you frak hole!
Pilot: Fine!
Cobra: Sweet! (to the others) Mike talked him into letting us bungee off the bridge onto the tanker.
Fox: Alright! We get to pull a Snake!
Raiden: Fun is fun!
Liquid: Do we really need him alive?
Snake: We kill him, and the Patriots waste Olga's kid.
Meryl: Damn.
Finally there, the group dives off the bridge dramatically, the same cool music plays. Except when it comes to Raiden. He forgot to hook the other end of the cord onto the bridge, and plummets straight onto the deck off the ship.
Gecko: Jesus, he's gonna kill himself!
Snake: Hopefully.
Fox: Let's move out!
Liquid: Onward!
Meryl: To battle!
All: Hell yeah!
Cobra: (to Raiden) How did you recover so fast?
Raiden: My guts are linguini, it's a miracle I'm alive anyway.
Cobra: True.
The group makes it to the port side, and are confronted by Evil Liquid.
E.Liquid: (to Liquid) YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
Liquid: I'll deal with this aberration against life, you guys go on ahead.
Gecko: Godspeed, my friend.
Snake: Don't die.
The group continues, leaving the two Liquid Snakes to fight.
Liquid: (happy that he get's to use his own line) Have at you, frak fiend!
E.Liquid: IT HAS BEGUN.
He rushes his good counterpart, and executes a fierce combo, being blocked or evaded, then is forced back, as Liquid pulls some moves of his own, and takes him from his feet.
Liquid: HA! Not even Mike could dodge that one.
E.Liquid: YOU ARE INDEED WORTHY OF THE NAME LIQUID, BUT YOU ARE FINISHED!
He attempts to prove his words by doing a rushing head butt, but Liquid dodges off to the right and puts his boot into the evil clones face, making him do a complete somersault. He lands on his feet unsteadily, and Liquid sends him over the railing with an in mid air spinning kick.
E.Liquid: MMEEEEEEEE!!!! (Falls to his watery doom)
Liquid: HA! Now if only they had been around to watch it. (chases after them)
With the others
Snake: Man, this blows, not a Storm Trooper in sight.
Gecko: Where's all the killing?
Liquid: (from behind then) Sleeping with the fishes.
Cobra: Liquid!
Fox: You da man!
Voice from above: Now if only I could say the same for you. (Drops down from the ceiling to reveal: Evil Gray Fox!)
Fox: Robo freak. Want a rematch, huh?
E.Fox: That was no true battle! (Draws his katana) Now I shall test you mettle.
Fox: (draws his own katana) How 'bout you taste my steel?
Snake: Kick his @$$.
Meryl: Show that frak who the man is!
Cobra: Win, man.
Fox: Keep going, I ain't gonna need any help.
E.Fox: (as they are leaving) You speak like a drunken Chinese man who knows too many proverbs for his own good.
Fox: (perfect French accent) En guard!
The two sprint towards each other, blade slashing, hoping to spill the blood of their foe. The evil embodiment slashes high and strikes steel, and the actual man spins and drops to his knees, trying to take his legs off. His enemy leaps over it and brings the blade down, leaving Fox blocking, and forcing himself to his feet and away to dodge the round house. The clone's suit makes him a better fighter, but he refuses to lose, and pushes his assault. He kicks out and forces his twin to flip backwards to dodge, but leaving himself open for a quick thrust, it connects, but only slightly, leaving a small gash and the faintest of blood a flow seeps down his side, infuriating him to no end.
E.Fox: Good moves, but it's time to crank it up. (activates stealth)
Fox deflects a few slashes from his invisible foe, and drops to his knees, bringing his own blade forward. He pierces steel, flesh, sinew, organs and bone. He dashes back, knowing what's to come. His mirror body staggers forward, then screams in agony as his suit flares up, a shockwave flows from his body for and instant, then he falls to his knees, and submits, transfixed by his enemies blade.
Fox: (walks over and pulls out his sword) See you in the frak house. (Cleaves off his head) As Snake would say, now that's Metal Gear!
With the group, they are surrounded by dead Storm Troopers
Gecko: Wussies!
Liquid: Man, they bleed a lot, huh?
Meryl: Talk about it, my tank top is red!
Cobra: (sarcastically) I'm color blind.
Fox: (walking up behind them) Hey guys.
Snake: You won. That was expected.
Gecko: (deadpan) True. And pi is more than just three.
Raiden: I like pies.
Voice: Me too!
They turn to face Evil Raiden.
Gecko: Where's your katana?
E.Raiden: It was sharp, so I gave it to the ninja.
Raiden: Here, have mine. (Tries to hand it to him, but put's it through his neck) Oops.
Liquid: Good plan, offer a weapon, then kill him with it!
Raiden: What is 'offer'?
Liquid: Or just kill him with dumb luck.
Raiden: I like it when Rose gets me lucky.
Gecko: Same here.
Cobra: She's the best!
Fox: I don't think it can get any better.
Snake: We'll you've never tried Meryl.
Meryl: That was sweet. I think.
The group walks until the engine room. Evil Mike is leaned casually against a wall.
E.Mike: You know the routine.
Mike: Time to have some fun.
Evil Mike rushes Gecko headlong, and is round housed off the walkway into doom.
E.Mike: CRUUUUD..!
Mike: Wuss.
Fox: Man!! Why do you get the easy one!
Gecko: I'm the author.
Voice: Point being?
Snake: Not you again.
E.Snake: Yup.
Snake: (draws USP)
E.Snake: No fair!
Snake: Tough. (Blows his skull open)
E.Meryl: My turn!
Meryl: Okay. (blows her head off with her Desert Eagle)
Cobra: This keeps getting easier.
Gecko: Don't complain, you're last.
E.Cobra: Damn right
Cobra: Crap. (Draws katana)
The two execute raid blows and Ryan back flips over the railing onto another. His clone attempts the same, and only his lower half lands. The top half falls into the unknown, thanks to Ryan's quick slash ability.
Cobra: Damn straight.
Gecko: Only one left, and she has no way out.
The group makes it to the room Scott Dolph gave his speech, and come face to face with Tiggs and her CAT.
Gecko: This ends here!! I'll show you the power you gave me the moment you killed my best friend!!
Cobra: I'll show you just how pissed I am that you killed Papes!!!!
E.Tiggs: (hits a button on her throne)
Automated voice: Warning, self destruct activated, you have 10min to evacuate.
Liquid: Not good!
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow meow. (My Metal Gear can handle the explosion and the swim to the harbor. All I have to do is stall you.)
Snake: You think that toy will last?
Gecko: Leave.
Fox: What?!
Cobra: We'll deal with this.
Meryl: Its suicide!
Gecko: Hey, we're the authors, we ain't gonna lose.
Raiden: (quoting Mike) Godspeed.
Liquid: You guys are my best friends, don't die.
Fox: We'll tell the chopper to wait.
Snake: Semper fi.
Meryl: Good luck.
They leave
Mike: Time to pay.
Ryan: We'll double whup ya.
Tiggs: Meow meow meow. (You won't survive)
Ryan: Oh yeah?
Tiggs: (jumps into CAT) MEOW MEOW MEOW!!! (WRITER'S BLOCK ATTACK!!) (Horrible pop music starts to play)
Mike: So, we are going to die here.
Ryan: At least we can stop her.
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow! (I'll send you both to Hell!)
Mike: And I'll drag you to Hell with me..!
Ryan: Time to die like a hero.
CAT turns it's head towards the two and fires two missiles. The boys dodge away and Mike empty's an entire clip into it's head. It isn't seriously injured and fires a volley of its own bullets. Ryan dashes in front of his friend and deflects them as Mike continues to fire. Becoming annoyed, she attempts to crush them. The sprint away and roll away from HEAT rockets. Mike get's desperate and tosses out a couple chaff's. The machine is temporarily stunned. The boys take advantage of the situation, and Ryan boost's Mike all the way up to the monstrosity's head. Mike aims straight down and fires round after round of armor piercing led. The creature roars and staggers, Tiggs having lost control. It collapses at the exit, and turns their escape route to a barricade.
Mike: (wounded) We won...
Ryan: At least the world is safe.
Mike: 'Good bye Snake, Fox, Liquid... and you to... Linguini guts.'
Ryan: Farewell, unit FOX-HOUND.
Metal Gear CAT explodes, killing Tigger and striking them unconscious.
Outside
Liquid: We have to wait for them!
Pilot: If we stay any longer, we'll all die!
Fox: They'll be here!
Meryl: C'mon you two...
Snake: Hurry!
Raiden: Don't die...
An explosion rips the tanker in two, as it self destructs, and sinks before their eyes.
Meryl: Mike... Ryan...
Raiden: No...
Liquid: (to stunned to speak, his eyes widen)
Fox: Frak No!
Snake: (shocked) No... NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
They watch as the burning wreck that their friends died in sinks, along with a good chunk of their hearts.
THE END
Author's Notes: Oh my God, the dream is over. Until the sequel. Review!
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Quote of the chapter: And I'll drag you down to Hell with me..!
Chapter 7: The End of it All and The Final Farewells
FOX-HOUND HQ
Snake is lounged out on a couch, watching Gundam Wing. Otacon is on the chair to his right and Fox is hiding in a fort he made out of mattresses. He thinks no one can see him.
Mei-Ling: (walks downstairs) Hey guys.
Snake: Yo.
Otacon: Hello.
Fox: (in stealth) Wazzup?
Mei-Ling: Who the Hell said that? (She check in Fox's fort, but can't see him) Huh, just a fort...
(starts to walk off, but Fox leaps up and chokes her 'till she passes out)
Fox: Score! (Takes off her top and steals her bra) I'm the man!
Otacon: What the Hell is wrong with you?!
Fox: Wanna see her in nothing but a thong or not?
Snake: Yeah! (pulls a pink thong out from behind the couch)
Otacon: Where the Hell did you get that?!
Snake: Borrowed it from Liquid.
Fox: Eww, I ain't putting it on her. (Moments of silence)
Snake&Fox: Not it.
Otacon" Huh? (hits him) Ah, crap!
Snake: Come on, you always liked her.
Fox: There's nothing wrong with putting a man's thong on a 17 year old's @$$.
Otacon: Then you do it!
Fox: (fast draws a Socom) Put it on, now.
Otacon: Frak. (picks up the thong) Ewwww....
Fox: Heh-heh...
Snake: Loser.
Otacon: (proceeds to undress her, then after 5min worth of the guys drooling, reluctantly put it on her)
Fox: That's the stuff.
Snake: I'm on cloud nine.
Liquid: (magically behind them) That looks even better on her!
Fox: Agreed.
Otacon: I feel so... dirty.
Snake: At least you don't feel impotent.
Undefined amount of time later.
Mei-Ling's: (from crawl space) SSNNAAAAKE!
Snake: Not good!
Fox: BAIL!!!! (activates his stealth)
Snake: Oh yeah! Forgot about that thing! (activates his)
Otacon: No fair! I gave mine to you! Help me!!
Snake: Life's tough, huh?
Fox: Agreed.
Liquid: (hiding under the floor panels) I think you should run.
Otacon: (tries to run away, but Fox trips him) Frak!!
Mei-Ling: (bust's out of the crawl space) Where the Hell is Snake?!
Otacon: (points to Snake) He's there! Don't hurt me!
Liquid: (giggles)
Mei-Ling: (can't see Snake 'cuz of the stealth) You lying frak head! You did it!
Otacon: No I didn't!!!
Mei-Ling: Time to bust you up, nerd boy!
Otacon: FRAK!!!!!!!
10min later, all of FOX-HOUND is gathered in the basement
Ryan: (staring blankly an Mei-Ling, because she hasn't bothered to get dressed)(like a zombie) Uh-huh...
Mei-Ling: And that's why Otacon is going to be in intensive care for the next 6 months.
Mike: (being polite and not staring) That's nice.
Meryl: You do realize your in nothing but Liquid's thong?
Mei-Ling: (looks down) Oh my God!
Liquid: Yeah! Give it back!
Mei-Ling: But-
Snake: You heard the man!
Meryl: Snake!
Snake: Sorry.
Fox: And he blamed it on us?! I'm appalled at his behaviour!
Naomi: Give it up, Four Eyes ain't got the guts to pull a stunt like that!
Mei-Ling: I'm gonna get dressed. (gets up and leaves)
Ryan: NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!
Meryl: (gets up and b***h slaps him off his feet) Wad!
Mike: (chuckles) Nice show of manliness, ya fem.
Ryan: At least I checked her out!
Mike: Staring for 5min ain't checking her out, it's eye pumping!!
Liquid: (to Ryan) You have no manners!
Mike: You have no balls, ya super fem!
Snake: Damn right! I mean, who the Hell strips their brother down to just pants before a duel to the death?!
Liquid: Frak off!!
Fox: I remember that day...
Flashback
Liquid: (in nothing but his trademark thong) Snake! Did you like my sun glasses?
Snake: God!! (holding his face) My fraking face!
Liquid: And now you die!! (leaps for REX, but it hasn't turned on yet, and he slides back down to the walkway) Ouch... (rises from the ground) I suppose I'll have to stall you with the old, 'no more warrior pride' speech, huh?
Fox: (from the shadows) Screw the speech, find something to wear!
Snake: (still blinded) I'm in pain!! Just kill me!!
Flashback
Liquid: I was demonstrating my confidence in my sexuality.
Ryan: Yeah, homosexuality.
Mike: Burn!
Once again, in the worst of times, President Bush gives a call on the uni-Codec
Gecko: I'm here.
Liquid: For king and country.
Snake: Snake here.
Cobra: Your orders?
Fox: WAZZUP?!
Bush: A terrorist group calling themselves the Cat's Paw has taken a random tanker, and are holding it hostage with a group of trained mercenaries dressed as Storm Troopers.
Gecko: Damn her! I'll avenge Mikey!!
Snake: Sick frakers!
Fox: What are their demands?
Bush: Unless we pay a sum of $500 000 000 000 000, they will use their Storm Troopers and turn this fic into a crossover!
Liquid: My God, these frakers have no mercy!
Gecko: And since Fanfiction doesn't post crossovers... No!
Bush: She will officially wipe you from the site!!
Snake !!" We can't let that happen!
Fox: The fate of this universe depends on us, or all will plunge to chaos and darkness!
Bush: And she already kidnaped several bio-chemists.
Cobra: More clones... this'll be hard.
Snake: And using actual scientist and not just an instant plot device...
Fox: They'll actually be able to fight.
Liquid: Clones?! What the Hell are you guys taking about?
Gecko: Tiggs made lousy clones of us before, this time I even think she'll clone Jack Off and Meryl!
Liquid: And me too...
Bush: A lot is riding on you, don't fail...
In some random tanker, a huge TV screen broadcasted the whole thing to an evil cat and her loyal man made minions.
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow meow. (They're onto us, but they shall fall victim to Metal Gear CAT!)
Directly behind the man made throne, a large metal cat is sitting, covered in rocket launchers and Star Wars laser canons.
E.Gecko: None shall survive our victory.
E.Snake: We gonna smash dem faces.
E.Liquid: YAH, EH?
E.Meryl: I made biscuits!
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow. (My dream shall be fulfilled, all of the meow mix in this universe shall be mine)
Back with Snake and Company
Raiden: So there is no Jack Off?!
Fox: (trying to get him to come) NO! I WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU!!
Raiden: Fun is fun!!
Fox: EITHER COME WITH US OR I'LL TEAR OFF THE ONLY FUN YOUR GONNA USE FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE, POINTLESS LIFE!!
Meryl: (seductively) If you come, I bake you cookies!
Raiden: Yay, cookies! (jumps in the chopper)
Gecko: (in the front, arguing with the pilot) No! All we need id to get dropped off on the bridge, then we'll bungee down to make it dramatic, you frak hole!
Pilot: Fine!
Cobra: Sweet! (to the others) Mike talked him into letting us bungee off the bridge onto the tanker.
Fox: Alright! We get to pull a Snake!
Raiden: Fun is fun!
Liquid: Do we really need him alive?
Snake: We kill him, and the Patriots waste Olga's kid.
Meryl: Damn.
Finally there, the group dives off the bridge dramatically, the same cool music plays. Except when it comes to Raiden. He forgot to hook the other end of the cord onto the bridge, and plummets straight onto the deck off the ship.
Gecko: Jesus, he's gonna kill himself!
Snake: Hopefully.
Fox: Let's move out!
Liquid: Onward!
Meryl: To battle!
All: Hell yeah!
Cobra: (to Raiden) How did you recover so fast?
Raiden: My guts are linguini, it's a miracle I'm alive anyway.
Cobra: True.
The group makes it to the port side, and are confronted by Evil Liquid.
E.Liquid: (to Liquid) YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
Liquid: I'll deal with this aberration against life, you guys go on ahead.
Gecko: Godspeed, my friend.
Snake: Don't die.
The group continues, leaving the two Liquid Snakes to fight.
Liquid: (happy that he get's to use his own line) Have at you, frak fiend!
E.Liquid: IT HAS BEGUN.
He rushes his good counterpart, and executes a fierce combo, being blocked or evaded, then is forced back, as Liquid pulls some moves of his own, and takes him from his feet.
Liquid: HA! Not even Mike could dodge that one.
E.Liquid: YOU ARE INDEED WORTHY OF THE NAME LIQUID, BUT YOU ARE FINISHED!
He attempts to prove his words by doing a rushing head butt, but Liquid dodges off to the right and puts his boot into the evil clones face, making him do a complete somersault. He lands on his feet unsteadily, and Liquid sends him over the railing with an in mid air spinning kick.
E.Liquid: MMEEEEEEEE!!!! (Falls to his watery doom)
Liquid: HA! Now if only they had been around to watch it. (chases after them)
With the others
Snake: Man, this blows, not a Storm Trooper in sight.
Gecko: Where's all the killing?
Liquid: (from behind then) Sleeping with the fishes.
Cobra: Liquid!
Fox: You da man!
Voice from above: Now if only I could say the same for you. (Drops down from the ceiling to reveal: Evil Gray Fox!)
Fox: Robo freak. Want a rematch, huh?
E.Fox: That was no true battle! (Draws his katana) Now I shall test you mettle.
Fox: (draws his own katana) How 'bout you taste my steel?
Snake: Kick his @$$.
Meryl: Show that frak who the man is!
Cobra: Win, man.
Fox: Keep going, I ain't gonna need any help.
E.Fox: (as they are leaving) You speak like a drunken Chinese man who knows too many proverbs for his own good.
Fox: (perfect French accent) En guard!
The two sprint towards each other, blade slashing, hoping to spill the blood of their foe. The evil embodiment slashes high and strikes steel, and the actual man spins and drops to his knees, trying to take his legs off. His enemy leaps over it and brings the blade down, leaving Fox blocking, and forcing himself to his feet and away to dodge the round house. The clone's suit makes him a better fighter, but he refuses to lose, and pushes his assault. He kicks out and forces his twin to flip backwards to dodge, but leaving himself open for a quick thrust, it connects, but only slightly, leaving a small gash and the faintest of blood a flow seeps down his side, infuriating him to no end.
E.Fox: Good moves, but it's time to crank it up. (activates stealth)
Fox deflects a few slashes from his invisible foe, and drops to his knees, bringing his own blade forward. He pierces steel, flesh, sinew, organs and bone. He dashes back, knowing what's to come. His mirror body staggers forward, then screams in agony as his suit flares up, a shockwave flows from his body for and instant, then he falls to his knees, and submits, transfixed by his enemies blade.
Fox: (walks over and pulls out his sword) See you in the frak house. (Cleaves off his head) As Snake would say, now that's Metal Gear!
With the group, they are surrounded by dead Storm Troopers
Gecko: Wussies!
Liquid: Man, they bleed a lot, huh?
Meryl: Talk about it, my tank top is red!
Cobra: (sarcastically) I'm color blind.
Fox: (walking up behind them) Hey guys.
Snake: You won. That was expected.
Gecko: (deadpan) True. And pi is more than just three.
Raiden: I like pies.
Voice: Me too!
They turn to face Evil Raiden.
Gecko: Where's your katana?
E.Raiden: It was sharp, so I gave it to the ninja.
Raiden: Here, have mine. (Tries to hand it to him, but put's it through his neck) Oops.
Liquid: Good plan, offer a weapon, then kill him with it!
Raiden: What is 'offer'?
Liquid: Or just kill him with dumb luck.
Raiden: I like it when Rose gets me lucky.
Gecko: Same here.
Cobra: She's the best!
Fox: I don't think it can get any better.
Snake: We'll you've never tried Meryl.
Meryl: That was sweet. I think.
The group walks until the engine room. Evil Mike is leaned casually against a wall.
E.Mike: You know the routine.
Mike: Time to have some fun.
Evil Mike rushes Gecko headlong, and is round housed off the walkway into doom.
E.Mike: CRUUUUD..!
Mike: Wuss.
Fox: Man!! Why do you get the easy one!
Gecko: I'm the author.
Voice: Point being?
Snake: Not you again.
E.Snake: Yup.
Snake: (draws USP)
E.Snake: No fair!
Snake: Tough. (Blows his skull open)
E.Meryl: My turn!
Meryl: Okay. (blows her head off with her Desert Eagle)
Cobra: This keeps getting easier.
Gecko: Don't complain, you're last.
E.Cobra: Damn right
Cobra: Crap. (Draws katana)
The two execute raid blows and Ryan back flips over the railing onto another. His clone attempts the same, and only his lower half lands. The top half falls into the unknown, thanks to Ryan's quick slash ability.
Cobra: Damn straight.
Gecko: Only one left, and she has no way out.
The group makes it to the room Scott Dolph gave his speech, and come face to face with Tiggs and her CAT.
Gecko: This ends here!! I'll show you the power you gave me the moment you killed my best friend!!
Cobra: I'll show you just how pissed I am that you killed Papes!!!!
E.Tiggs: (hits a button on her throne)
Automated voice: Warning, self destruct activated, you have 10min to evacuate.
Liquid: Not good!
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow meow. (My Metal Gear can handle the explosion and the swim to the harbor. All I have to do is stall you.)
Snake: You think that toy will last?
Gecko: Leave.
Fox: What?!
Cobra: We'll deal with this.
Meryl: Its suicide!
Gecko: Hey, we're the authors, we ain't gonna lose.
Raiden: (quoting Mike) Godspeed.
Liquid: You guys are my best friends, don't die.
Fox: We'll tell the chopper to wait.
Snake: Semper fi.
Meryl: Good luck.
They leave
Mike: Time to pay.
Ryan: We'll double whup ya.
Tiggs: Meow meow meow. (You won't survive)
Ryan: Oh yeah?
Tiggs: (jumps into CAT) MEOW MEOW MEOW!!! (WRITER'S BLOCK ATTACK!!) (Horrible pop music starts to play)
Mike: So, we are going to die here.
Ryan: At least we can stop her.
E.Tiggs: Meow meow meow meow! (I'll send you both to Hell!)
Mike: And I'll drag you to Hell with me..!
Ryan: Time to die like a hero.
CAT turns it's head towards the two and fires two missiles. The boys dodge away and Mike empty's an entire clip into it's head. It isn't seriously injured and fires a volley of its own bullets. Ryan dashes in front of his friend and deflects them as Mike continues to fire. Becoming annoyed, she attempts to crush them. The sprint away and roll away from HEAT rockets. Mike get's desperate and tosses out a couple chaff's. The machine is temporarily stunned. The boys take advantage of the situation, and Ryan boost's Mike all the way up to the monstrosity's head. Mike aims straight down and fires round after round of armor piercing led. The creature roars and staggers, Tiggs having lost control. It collapses at the exit, and turns their escape route to a barricade.
Mike: (wounded) We won...
Ryan: At least the world is safe.
Mike: 'Good bye Snake, Fox, Liquid... and you to... Linguini guts.'
Ryan: Farewell, unit FOX-HOUND.
Metal Gear CAT explodes, killing Tigger and striking them unconscious.
Outside
Liquid: We have to wait for them!
Pilot: If we stay any longer, we'll all die!
Fox: They'll be here!
Meryl: C'mon you two...
Snake: Hurry!
Raiden: Don't die...
An explosion rips the tanker in two, as it self destructs, and sinks before their eyes.
Meryl: Mike... Ryan...
Raiden: No...
Liquid: (to stunned to speak, his eyes widen)
Fox: Frak No!
Snake: (shocked) No... NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
They watch as the burning wreck that their friends died in sinks, along with a good chunk of their hearts.
THE END
Author's Notes: Oh my God, the dream is over. Until the sequel. Review!
SCREW X-BOX!