Legolas Goes to Taco Bell
Disclaimer: I don't own Legolas, although I wish I owned Orlando Bloom! He's hot!
Warning; This is lame and corny, but it's fun! Especially for me since I'm forced to work at Taco Bell after school. I was not myself when I wrote this, I was very bored. Excuse my typos. I suck, I know.
Legolas, Gimili, Frodo, and Sam were walking around Middle Earth one day when they saw something that they have never seen before!
"What is that?" Legolas asked.
"I don't know but some really awesome smells are coming out of it." said Gimili.
"Let's go inside!" Frodo says.
"No, Mr. Frodo, don't leave me!" cries Sam.
"Oh, Sam, I'll never leave you." says Frodo.
Legolas sighs. "The next time we decide to go for a walk in the woods can you please leave your gay little hobbit friend at home!?"
They all walk into the strange building. They walk up to the counter. A man in a funny looking little Red Pepper name tag asks them, "Hello, would you like to try a new Monterary Jack Cheese Chicken Quessidaia?"
"Whoa! That was a mouthful!" says Legolas.
"I'll take one!" says Frodo. "I like mouthfulls."
What about me, Mr. Frodo?" asks Sam.
"Sure, I'll buy you one!"
Sam yells YEA! and runs around in circles singing I'M GOING TO EAT A CHEESY THING. TRA LA LA LA LA.
Legolas and Gimili order their food, and walk over to get their napkins and utensils.
"What new devilry is this!" Gimili yells.
"I don't know, but it is evil." says Legolas pointing at the strange foreign object.
"Dude, that's called a Spork." says Amanda the Author who is forced to work at taco bell.
"What's a spork? asks Gimili.
"It's half spoon half fork. It's like a combo." says Amanda the author who is forced to work at Taco Bell.
She stares at Legolas. "Hey, baby, nice hair, I bet you rinse and repeat."
She raises one eyebrow suggesitly.
"No, I just use Herbela Essecenses Intense Condiontioning." he says.
"Hey, I take good care of my hair," says Gimili flirting.
"Ewww. Get away from me you dirty little dwarf." says Amanda
Gimli cries and runs away.
"Awww now, see what you have done! You made Gimli cry!" yells Legolas.
He pulls out his bow. "That's a terrible sin! Now I shall shoot you with my arrows of death!"
Amanda screams and runs away.
"THAT'S IT! FROM NOW ON I'M WORKING AT BURGER KING!"
"Hey, Legolas, come eat a bit of these Cheese Quessidia thingie. It is wonderful! It's is glorious! I think I shall write a song about it!" says Frodo.
"Yes, it is good and warm and cheezy." says Sam.
"Okay, sure." says Legolas.
THE END
Disclaimer: I don't own Legolas, although I wish I owned Orlando Bloom! He's hot!
Warning; This is lame and corny, but it's fun! Especially for me since I'm forced to work at Taco Bell after school. I was not myself when I wrote this, I was very bored. Excuse my typos. I suck, I know.
Legolas, Gimili, Frodo, and Sam were walking around Middle Earth one day when they saw something that they have never seen before!
"What is that?" Legolas asked.
"I don't know but some really awesome smells are coming out of it." said Gimili.
"Let's go inside!" Frodo says.
"No, Mr. Frodo, don't leave me!" cries Sam.
"Oh, Sam, I'll never leave you." says Frodo.
Legolas sighs. "The next time we decide to go for a walk in the woods can you please leave your gay little hobbit friend at home!?"
They all walk into the strange building. They walk up to the counter. A man in a funny looking little Red Pepper name tag asks them, "Hello, would you like to try a new Monterary Jack Cheese Chicken Quessidaia?"
"Whoa! That was a mouthful!" says Legolas.
"I'll take one!" says Frodo. "I like mouthfulls."
What about me, Mr. Frodo?" asks Sam.
"Sure, I'll buy you one!"
Sam yells YEA! and runs around in circles singing I'M GOING TO EAT A CHEESY THING. TRA LA LA LA LA.
Legolas and Gimili order their food, and walk over to get their napkins and utensils.
"What new devilry is this!" Gimili yells.
"I don't know, but it is evil." says Legolas pointing at the strange foreign object.
"Dude, that's called a Spork." says Amanda the Author who is forced to work at taco bell.
"What's a spork? asks Gimili.
"It's half spoon half fork. It's like a combo." says Amanda the author who is forced to work at Taco Bell.
She stares at Legolas. "Hey, baby, nice hair, I bet you rinse and repeat."
She raises one eyebrow suggesitly.
"No, I just use Herbela Essecenses Intense Condiontioning." he says.
"Hey, I take good care of my hair," says Gimili flirting.
"Ewww. Get away from me you dirty little dwarf." says Amanda
Gimli cries and runs away.
"Awww now, see what you have done! You made Gimli cry!" yells Legolas.
He pulls out his bow. "That's a terrible sin! Now I shall shoot you with my arrows of death!"
Amanda screams and runs away.
"THAT'S IT! FROM NOW ON I'M WORKING AT BURGER KING!"
"Hey, Legolas, come eat a bit of these Cheese Quessidia thingie. It is wonderful! It's is glorious! I think I shall write a song about it!" says Frodo.
"Yes, it is good and warm and cheezy." says Sam.
"Okay, sure." says Legolas.
THE END