***Disclaimer*** --- We dont own Kingdom Hearts or DisneyWorld or Star Wars or Fiddler on the roof or Mr.Ed or Metroid and I say this every time because it makes me feel quite good down below........eww I know what your thinking....your thinking about.....! You disgust me!!!, I was going to say it makes me feel quite good down below in my toes!!!!Your nasty......shame on you!...shame......ok back to the depressed moogle!!....yea...
*****This is a Brio-Ass production sponsored by Kainsfury a division of Depends adult diapers.*****
*****The Wonders of Tally-Wacky The Baby Moogle*****
BY: Angry. Stupid. Scientist (A.S.S.) and edited by Brio (my co-worker)
**Chap:1** ( the real first Chapter...the first one was to explain stuff. yep)
--me--Where did we leave off?..oh yeah...Tally-Wacky was about to start his journey about...Hey! if you want to learn why just read the Chapter before this........uhh when will you ever learn...
--Tally-Wacky--Hi Hoe Diggy De!!! boy todays a wonderful day.I feel like surfing...yes surfing........Surfing USA!!!!!...
**********************Random Techno Time ( R.T.T )************************
--Tally-Wacky--Ohhhhhh every ones gone surfing!!!!! surfing USA ohhhhhh yea!! everyone gones surfing!!!!! surfing Africa!!!!!!! oh yea Surfing Greenland!!!!! oh yea........*(Just then Tally-Wacky notices he doesnt know how to surf and hes on top of a house)*..uh oh....*(falls)*
--Fiddler on the Roof--Hey get off my roof you crap scantling rat pony!!!
--Tally-Wacky *(while falling)*-- oh yea baby going downtown baby up the stairs and laddle the crib....*(Hits ground)*......wow My Spine!!!!!!!!
--Fiddler on the Roof--Hahahahha you fell and I need aspirin and a radio!!!hahaha......cough.....*(has stroke and lands on Tally Wacky)*
--Tally-Wacky--ok..if you wanted to impregnate me, you could of just asked....*(gets up and runs out door that appeared out of nowhere)*
--Door--Go away!!! Cant you see theres a line..
*(Tally-Wacky notices hes sitting on a very big Princess Leia and looks back to the back of the line thats continues as far as the blind eye can see and shivers in disgust.)*
--Line of People In Star Wars Outfits--yea......get in the back of the line. or we will blast you with one of our many limited edition laser blasters!!!!
--Tally-Wacky--oh reallly.......*(uses special magic maagle moo moo power and turns the over weight man in a Wookie outfit into a Wookie/chalkboard.)*
--Person that has big feet and looks like a green pizza blob--well.......I have a Light saber !!!!!......
--Tally-Wacky--uhhh..umm....Oh NO...not a light saber!!!.....umm.You do know your holding a stick thats painted red..right??
--Person that has big feet and looks like a green pizza blob--huh??!!??!?!!!.. what!!!!!! dam that George lucas!!!!!
*(Mob of Wookies and Skywalkers leave and terrorize Hollywood)*
--Door--Dam You!!! now Im lonely!!!! and anyway I can only allow one person at a time.
--Tally-Wacky--I am one person!!!!!!!!!
--Door--noo your umm lets see..carry the 45..subtract the 0...add the 31 and.....the answer is........2!
--Tally-Wacky--Huh??...*(checks his back and sees about 10 people stuck to his back by chewed bubble gum)*...oh yea!!..I was looking for that gum......*(takes off gum with people still attached and chews it and swallows it)*.
--Door--ewwwwww that was just plain old of of the ordinary nasty!!!! Youre not suppose to swallow your gum!!!!
--Tally-Wacky--oh well...hey I wonder if theres more..*(checks his back and sees a dead Fiddler on the Roof)*
--Door--Hey look at that....A Dead Guy!!.....*(faints)*..
--Tally-Wacky--AHHHHHHHHHHHH get it off!!!!! get it off ahhhhh argg!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhh ahh help help help!!!!!!! get it off!!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!!!!.......hmm....dead guy gum.....sounds yummy.......*(takes of gum and is about to chew it)*
--Dead Guy--Hey your not eating me now are ya???
--Tally-Wacky--maybe...*(still chewing him)*
--Dead Guy--well have some respect, im old!!!!!!! and if you stop chewing me ill tell you why your here.
--Tally-Wacky--Fine..but only because you lost your taste..
*(Dead Guy takes Tally-Wacky inside his home for a spot of tea.)*
--Tally-Wacky (in British accent)--ahh what a delicious bland of grope tea..What kind??
--Dead Guy(also has British accent)-- well the Siznebugar type of course!!..only the best.
--Tally-Wacky--ahh I believe you were going to tell me something?
--Dead Guy--ahh yes...You hear to find out the truth to your past and find out who your parents are.
--Tally-Wacky--oh ok then...huh?...whats a truth??
--Dead Guy--its sometime thats true.
--Tally-Wacky--well that makes sense. soo where are my so called parents??
--Dead Guy--Im not sure but they might be on Destiny Islands.
--Tally-Wacky--ok and how do I get there?
--Dead Guy--take the 7 train eastbound and flight 451 to Martha Stewart hotel and turn right and ride the homeless man past the golden radio and then you take a cab to the town center and hitch a ride up to the mountainous and cross dragoons valley into the sea of trees and then.. you fall though a hole that will lead you to the deck of Hamburland and when your there go left 4 times until you see a big flashing light and that will be a dump truck and you ride that dump truck to hollow bastion and while your there mail me a postcard and then travel to costa riku by any means nessecary and then from there go forward into the ocean 27546 steps until you hit a whale and then make a boat out of Pinocchio ... droppings... and then sail to the hudson and ride an elevator to the top of a car and jump off into a clown trampoline and visit Dumbo and ask him why he hasnt called and smack him if he doesnt answer with an horny attitude..then you go on a plane to candyland and finish the maze along the yellow brick road and then walk south till you hit a tree and that will be the sign that your halfway there...so then youdo this all over but only in alphabetical order and the go down the Amazon river and cross the plains of japan and while your in japan enter some random persons house and go inside therye playstation 4 and find Kingdom Hearts and start a new game and after a nice long fun movie your be there!!!!
--Tally-Wacky--okkkk.......I got that down but can you say it again so I can write it down?
--Dead Guy--oh sure..ok first you take the 7 tr..
--Tally-Wacky*(interrupting)*--oh wait you dont have to..I think I gotz a pretty good memory
--Dead Guy--ok fine but just remember that when I say right I actually mean left.
--Tally-Wacky--wait I forgot which is left...and I cant use my hands because I just remembered that I have no fingers.
--Dead Guy--uhh...this is going to be a verrryyyyy lonnngg journey.....Hey why dont you use the secret shortcut in the backyard its just go though the shed and your at Destiny Islands.
--me-- WAIT!!!!!!!!! couldnt you just of said that in the beginning soo I didnt have to write all those freaking directions!!!!!!!!!!!...ahh nevermind...argg....
--Tally-Wacky--hmm just though the shed ehh??......hmmm.. too many directions.
--Dead Guy--huh..but but but...it will save the retarded writer 50 chapters!!!!
--me--yeah!!..wait huh???
--Tally-Wacky--yea but ...yea...........Hey you know what!!!!?
--Dead Guy--uh.. what??
--Tally-Wacky--Cherrio old chap!!!!....*( just then Tally Wacky eats up the old dead guy and turns the remains into a gum that is eventually called Juicy-fruit.)*
***After the money he made sellig his new tasting gum, Tally Wacky continued in his journey to find the facts of life.........No not the TV show....***
--Tally-Wacky--yeyyyyyyyyyyy money money money..hehehe
--Samus--hey do you mind if I join you on your journey cause im board...
--Tally-Wacky--sure why not?..I have nothing else better to do...*( they enter the talking Door that fainted a while back.)*
***And soo ends another chapter in the book of Tally Wacky***
*****El Fin*****
(*****The End*****)
***In the next season of The wonder of Tally-Wacky***
--Will Tally-Wacky remember all those dam directions???--
--Why did Samus follow this stupid little baby moogle???--
--Will George Lucas get what he deserves???--
--Will Tally-Wacky change his name in the next episode???--
--How will I open the refrigerator???--
--Will my cat ever get a job???--
--Will I ever get a Real job???--
--Will monkeys take over the kitchen of tomorrow in Disney Land???--
--Mr. Ed-- Its DisneyWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--me--shutout ya..................
--All this and more on......ok maybe not More.......but yea.........just turn in on the next episode of Tally-Wacky. ok?--
**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
*(Angry Stupid Scientist)*
**** Read And Review and .... Thankz yous and have a very pretty horse meatloaf ****
E-mail me (A.S.S.) at............................ ace247007@nyc.rr.com
And...E-mail Brio (my ass-ociate) at........ kainsfury@hotmail.com
*****This is a Brio-Ass production sponsored by Kainsfury a division of Depends adult diapers.*****
*****The Wonders of Tally-Wacky The Baby Moogle*****
BY: Angry. Stupid. Scientist (A.S.S.) and edited by Brio (my co-worker)
**Chap:1** ( the real first Chapter...the first one was to explain stuff. yep)
--me--Where did we leave off?..oh yeah...Tally-Wacky was about to start his journey about...Hey! if you want to learn why just read the Chapter before this........uhh when will you ever learn...
--Tally-Wacky--Hi Hoe Diggy De!!! boy todays a wonderful day.I feel like surfing...yes surfing........Surfing USA!!!!!...
**********************Random Techno Time ( R.T.T )************************
--Tally-Wacky--Ohhhhhh every ones gone surfing!!!!! surfing USA ohhhhhh yea!! everyone gones surfing!!!!! surfing Africa!!!!!!! oh yea Surfing Greenland!!!!! oh yea........*(Just then Tally-Wacky notices he doesnt know how to surf and hes on top of a house)*..uh oh....*(falls)*
--Fiddler on the Roof--Hey get off my roof you crap scantling rat pony!!!
--Tally-Wacky *(while falling)*-- oh yea baby going downtown baby up the stairs and laddle the crib....*(Hits ground)*......wow My Spine!!!!!!!!
--Fiddler on the Roof--Hahahahha you fell and I need aspirin and a radio!!!hahaha......cough.....*(has stroke and lands on Tally Wacky)*
--Tally-Wacky--ok..if you wanted to impregnate me, you could of just asked....*(gets up and runs out door that appeared out of nowhere)*
--Door--Go away!!! Cant you see theres a line..
*(Tally-Wacky notices hes sitting on a very big Princess Leia and looks back to the back of the line thats continues as far as the blind eye can see and shivers in disgust.)*
--Line of People In Star Wars Outfits--yea......get in the back of the line. or we will blast you with one of our many limited edition laser blasters!!!!
--Tally-Wacky--oh reallly.......*(uses special magic maagle moo moo power and turns the over weight man in a Wookie outfit into a Wookie/chalkboard.)*
--Person that has big feet and looks like a green pizza blob--well.......I have a Light saber !!!!!......
--Tally-Wacky--uhhh..umm....Oh NO...not a light saber!!!.....umm.You do know your holding a stick thats painted red..right??
--Person that has big feet and looks like a green pizza blob--huh??!!??!?!!!.. what!!!!!! dam that George lucas!!!!!
*(Mob of Wookies and Skywalkers leave and terrorize Hollywood)*
--Door--Dam You!!! now Im lonely!!!! and anyway I can only allow one person at a time.
--Tally-Wacky--I am one person!!!!!!!!!
--Door--noo your umm lets see..carry the 45..subtract the 0...add the 31 and.....the answer is........2!
--Tally-Wacky--Huh??...*(checks his back and sees about 10 people stuck to his back by chewed bubble gum)*...oh yea!!..I was looking for that gum......*(takes off gum with people still attached and chews it and swallows it)*.
--Door--ewwwwww that was just plain old of of the ordinary nasty!!!! Youre not suppose to swallow your gum!!!!
--Tally-Wacky--oh well...hey I wonder if theres more..*(checks his back and sees a dead Fiddler on the Roof)*
--Door--Hey look at that....A Dead Guy!!.....*(faints)*..
--Tally-Wacky--AHHHHHHHHHHHH get it off!!!!! get it off ahhhhh argg!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhh ahh help help help!!!!!!! get it off!!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!!!!.......hmm....dead guy gum.....sounds yummy.......*(takes of gum and is about to chew it)*
--Dead Guy--Hey your not eating me now are ya???
--Tally-Wacky--maybe...*(still chewing him)*
--Dead Guy--well have some respect, im old!!!!!!! and if you stop chewing me ill tell you why your here.
--Tally-Wacky--Fine..but only because you lost your taste..
*(Dead Guy takes Tally-Wacky inside his home for a spot of tea.)*
--Tally-Wacky (in British accent)--ahh what a delicious bland of grope tea..What kind??
--Dead Guy(also has British accent)-- well the Siznebugar type of course!!..only the best.
--Tally-Wacky--ahh I believe you were going to tell me something?
--Dead Guy--ahh yes...You hear to find out the truth to your past and find out who your parents are.
--Tally-Wacky--oh ok then...huh?...whats a truth??
--Dead Guy--its sometime thats true.
--Tally-Wacky--well that makes sense. soo where are my so called parents??
--Dead Guy--Im not sure but they might be on Destiny Islands.
--Tally-Wacky--ok and how do I get there?
--Dead Guy--take the 7 train eastbound and flight 451 to Martha Stewart hotel and turn right and ride the homeless man past the golden radio and then you take a cab to the town center and hitch a ride up to the mountainous and cross dragoons valley into the sea of trees and then.. you fall though a hole that will lead you to the deck of Hamburland and when your there go left 4 times until you see a big flashing light and that will be a dump truck and you ride that dump truck to hollow bastion and while your there mail me a postcard and then travel to costa riku by any means nessecary and then from there go forward into the ocean 27546 steps until you hit a whale and then make a boat out of Pinocchio ... droppings... and then sail to the hudson and ride an elevator to the top of a car and jump off into a clown trampoline and visit Dumbo and ask him why he hasnt called and smack him if he doesnt answer with an horny attitude..then you go on a plane to candyland and finish the maze along the yellow brick road and then walk south till you hit a tree and that will be the sign that your halfway there...so then youdo this all over but only in alphabetical order and the go down the Amazon river and cross the plains of japan and while your in japan enter some random persons house and go inside therye playstation 4 and find Kingdom Hearts and start a new game and after a nice long fun movie your be there!!!!
--Tally-Wacky--okkkk.......I got that down but can you say it again so I can write it down?
--Dead Guy--oh sure..ok first you take the 7 tr..
--Tally-Wacky*(interrupting)*--oh wait you dont have to..I think I gotz a pretty good memory
--Dead Guy--ok fine but just remember that when I say right I actually mean left.
--Tally-Wacky--wait I forgot which is left...and I cant use my hands because I just remembered that I have no fingers.
--Dead Guy--uhh...this is going to be a verrryyyyy lonnngg journey.....Hey why dont you use the secret shortcut in the backyard its just go though the shed and your at Destiny Islands.
--me-- WAIT!!!!!!!!! couldnt you just of said that in the beginning soo I didnt have to write all those freaking directions!!!!!!!!!!!...ahh nevermind...argg....
--Tally-Wacky--hmm just though the shed ehh??......hmmm.. too many directions.
--Dead Guy--huh..but but but...it will save the retarded writer 50 chapters!!!!
--me--yeah!!..wait huh???
--Tally-Wacky--yea but ...yea...........Hey you know what!!!!?
--Dead Guy--uh.. what??
--Tally-Wacky--Cherrio old chap!!!!....*( just then Tally Wacky eats up the old dead guy and turns the remains into a gum that is eventually called Juicy-fruit.)*
***After the money he made sellig his new tasting gum, Tally Wacky continued in his journey to find the facts of life.........No not the TV show....***
--Tally-Wacky--yeyyyyyyyyyyy money money money..hehehe
--Samus--hey do you mind if I join you on your journey cause im board...
--Tally-Wacky--sure why not?..I have nothing else better to do...*( they enter the talking Door that fainted a while back.)*
***And soo ends another chapter in the book of Tally Wacky***
*****El Fin*****
(*****The End*****)
***In the next season of The wonder of Tally-Wacky***
--Will Tally-Wacky remember all those dam directions???--
--Why did Samus follow this stupid little baby moogle???--
--Will George Lucas get what he deserves???--
--Will Tally-Wacky change his name in the next episode???--
--How will I open the refrigerator???--
--Will my cat ever get a job???--
--Will I ever get a Real job???--
--Will monkeys take over the kitchen of tomorrow in Disney Land???--
--Mr. Ed-- Its DisneyWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--me--shutout ya..................
--All this and more on......ok maybe not More.......but yea.........just turn in on the next episode of Tally-Wacky. ok?--
**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
*(Angry Stupid Scientist)*
**** Read And Review and .... Thankz yous and have a very pretty horse meatloaf ****
E-mail me (A.S.S.) at............................ ace247007@nyc.rr.com
And...E-mail Brio (my ass-ociate) at........ kainsfury@hotmail.com