***Disclaimer*** --- We dont own Moogles or Kingdom Hearts...wait..I do own something that resembles a moogle and it does have pink wings and white skin and a pom-pom on it head..wait.....thats just grandma...oh well......No! grandma!! you cant be a dirty cheerleader!!! but you can write this story..

--Granny-- Yey!!!!!!..cough..hey we dont Metroid either!!!

--me--your not suppose to say cough you do this *cough*

--Granny--ok....Yey!!!!!!..*cough*..

--me--mucho bettero..im going on vacaction to the dumpster behind the alleyway.

*****This is a Brio-Ass production sponsored by Kainsfury a division of Depends adult diapers. Made to keep the poo in and let the dogs out *****

*****The Wonders of Tally-Wacky The Baby Moogle*****
BY: Angry. Stupid. Scientist (A.S.S.) and edited by Brio (my co-worker)

**Chap: 2** (The second in a series of stupidity!!!!!)

--Granny--now then lets get this party started!!!!!!!!!!! oh and Tally-Wacky did change his name to Tally for short because the writers a lazy good for nothing bas.......grummble grumbles....

--Me--its par---ty !!!

--Granny--shut ups!!!!! *takes out a shotgun made out of sausage and shoots tiny hot dogs in me*

--Me--okk....that was werid.....but hey what isnt werid in this story........Am I still a chalkboard??

--Granny--yes now die!!!!!!! *shoots mini hot dogs in mi tiny winny brian and I die......... yet again.....*

--Granny--now lets finish what my idiotic grand- ...umm -son has started.

*Samus gets up and walks off stage*
--Tally-- hey dont leave!!!!!! ill be a good father!!!!!!! wait nooooooooooooooo...!...Á...

--Samus--sorry but I have to move on with my life and fight the evils of sex.

**********************Random Techno Time ( R.T.T )************************

*Music*--When you walk away you dont really pay attention to me when I say Pleassssseeeeeeeeeeee oh booboo dont go to the outhouse and puke!!!!

--Tally-- oh baby!! dont go!

*Music*-- Simple and clean is the way the toilette looks after I wash it.

--Tally-- Confused and dirty is the way your making me feel right now and the poops are hard to fight in the battle arena.

*Music*-- du du du da de du da de

--Tally--your kidding me..right?!?... you actually took out the trash!!!!....Without me!!!!!!!! noooooooo!.....................the trash is all I want!!

--Samus--dont get me wrong..When I took it out I was thinking of you but I hate you. but does that mean I have to **** your father when we are stupider you will understand where I left the TV remote.

--Tally--Noooooo not the remote!!!!!! life isnt simple without it!!!! Now I need to walk 2 feet to change the channel!!!!ahhhhh

*Music*-- when you run away I dont hear you say I left a poo in the backseat!!!!!
Du Da Du DA DE DU DA DA whoo yea Du Du hiie DE Dyu DA....... fin.

--Riku--thank Jebus thats over.

--Tally--who you? ahh whatever...do you know how to get to the ..umm... 7 train east?

--Riku--Your standing on it...

--Tally--really?...*notices hes on a moving train*..oh yeah

--Riku--hey watch out for that s....

*Stop sign hits Tally and he falls off*

--Tally--guess this is my stop.

--Riku--what a complete moron...

--Tally--now to the 451 plane!!!! then to the ehh...Martha stew hotel......oh my!

--Merlin--ill be your handy dandy tour guide!!!

--Tally--ill call you steve....

--Merlin--you do know you talking to your foot?

--Tally--shutup steve!!!! now take me to your 451 plane!!!

--Merlin--fine...its over there....

--Tally *still staring at his foot*--where! there!! noooo here!!!!!!

--Merlin *sigh*-- to your left...

--Tally--hmm left......that means.........that ...pie is disgusting?

--Merlin--how about I transport you there with my magic?

--Tally--yeyyyyyyyyy piggy back ride!!!!!!!!!!!

--Merlin--ummm no....

--Tally-- to late!!!!!!! *jumps on his back*

--Merlin--urggg.....*has a spaz attack and dies*

--Tally *chewing on body*--spazzieos yum yum yum. it kills your brian cells...hey look at that!! *picks teeth and finds Save The Queen wizard staff* hmmmm this could be useful *sticks it up his nose* hehehehhhhhhhh Im a pony nayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

--Riku--ok shutup and get on your way!

--Tally--yeyy mommys home..lets all sing the mommy dance....

**********************Random Techno Time ( R.T.T )************************

--Chorus--ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh deaddddd possum oh yea dead possum dead possum get hit by a car get hit by a car ohh yea possum possum getting hit by a car yea hit by a car ohh dead possum yaaaa possum get hit by a ...

--Tally--sombrero?

--Chorus--No a car oh yea get hit by a car dead possum get hit oh dead dead dead possum dead. fin.

--Riku--I never want to hear that again...

--Tally--good because I recorded it on a mp3!!!

--Riku--why dont you just get on your dam plane and leave?!?

--Tally--Cause im a baby and I need a papoo nut soo I can grow up to be a full Mog and getta wife named Mag and lots and lots of little plush Tally-Wacky babies fluff fluffy!!!!!!! oh and I dont know where the plane is.

--Riku--oh ok let me help you *kicks Tally into a plane that was flying above*

--Tally--Thankums!!!!!!!!! hey I wonder if they have any nuts?

--Yuffie--no nuts for your young man!!!!!!!

--Tally--wahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! wait your Yuff-Yuff!!!!! yey???...!..

--Yuffie--shutup shutup shutup!!!!!!!!!! arggggggggg.....*falls off plane and grabs Tallys feet and takes him with her on her suicide dive into doom.

--Tally--yeyy fun fun fun for mi and mi cato!!!!!

--Yuffie--its gato!!!

--Tally--you can turn anything into spanish just by ending it in a o.... yepo it so funo!!!!!

--Yuffie--when will we hit the ground?

*just then they hit the ground but they landed in Jell-O instead.*

--Tally--yeyyyyyyyyy I always wanted to die in Jell-O!!!!

--Yuffie--arggg.....must die.....*uses P.H.S. and calls Mr. Stabby*

--Cloud--yes???

--Yuffie--hi Mr. can you kill me?

--Cloud--sure why not?

--Yuffie--thanks IOU. *Cloud jumps out of the phone and stabs Yuffie in the face*

--Yuffie--...y...e....s........

--Cloud--all in a days work.....Hey is that Red Jell-O???? red is my favorite color!!!!!!

--Tally--Noooo its mine!!!!!!!!!! my precious...........

--Cloud--fine ill get my own......but ill be back!!!!!!! after I go poppy...*walks away in wet pantaloons*

--Tally--The carpet!!! the Carpet!!!!!!..?...

--Riku--now that your here enter the Martha Stew Hotel.......................OF DOOOM!!!!!!!!!!! bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hehehehehehehehhe bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hehehehehehhe

--Granny--its hahahahahh!!!!!!!!

--Riku--oh sorry old person...hey where that moron writer?

--Granny--oh him...I killed him good...

**********************Random Techno Time ( R.T.T )************************

--All-- Yeyyyyyyyyyyy joy to the old person! the moron has gone! let the old one become the king and stuff stuff stuff and more duff and stuff blah blah blah and stuff and blah and lets go to.........FUNKY CHINA TOWN OH YEA!!!!!!!!

--Granny--thats enough of the R.T.T. and more blah ok?

--Blah--yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

--Tally--I need moo moo milk! wheres the moo moo?

--Riku--fine you can use mine.......but just this once.

--All--ohhhhhh isnt that cute...........BUT ITS WRONG!!!!!!!sooooo sooooooooooo wrong...

--Tally--why do you keep following me?

--Riku--because Tally-Wacky ...I am......your...
--Tally--yea yea we all know...you my father....

--Riku--..welll no.......im really your...

--Tally--mom?

--Riku--no

--Tally--frog?

--Riku--no

--Tally--dog?

--Riku--nope

--Tally--fish?

--Riku--no!

--Tally--steak?

--Riku--nono

--Tally--cousin?

--Riku--I dont think so

--Tally--monkey?

--Riku--maybe..

--Tally--hmm......catsup?

--Riku--yes but not in this country.

--Tally--father?

--Riku--no and you said that already

--Tally--oh..umm.. my ummm....phone?, jacket?,duct tape?, rabbit?, jump rope?,hot dog?,canonize?,sausage?,mayo?,umm......

--Riku--nope, no,no,no,no,never!,nopey,no...No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im your ..

--Tally--gogo vacuum making porter potty?

--Riku--IM YOUR STALKER!!!

--Tally--oh.....then why didnt you say that from the beginning??

--Riku--argggggggg..............

--Tally--im gonna go poo now bye!!!!

--Riku--noooo dont enter the martha stew hotel of doom!!!!! noooooooo!!!!!!!!!

--Tally--too late...*enters through roof*

--riku--oh crappos...yum........darnos darny dam of doo doo?....

--Tally--AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH CRAP AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOO NOT NOT THAT AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--riku--I told you soo...oh well I guess I have to help him.......dam mashed potatos.....

******************************** El Fin * (El Fin) ********************************

************In the Next Episode stuff will happen and poo will fall from the sky*********

--Why is Riku stalking Tally-Wacky??

--Why is Tally-Wacky screaming bloody booby kloody murder???

--Who is the one behind the scenes controlling me??

--Will the Idiotic writer ever write again???

--Will Grandma Keep writing or take a long nap up river??

***All this and ...umm This on the next Fun-Funo season of Tally-Wacky the crazed Moogle***
*****Yey, Most of the things thats in this story happened today....like the dead possum song....I saw a dead possum on the side of the road and I started singing for some reason...*****
**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
**(Angry Stupid Scientist)**

*READ AND REVIEW OR JUST READ OR JUST REVIEW CAUSE I DONT CARE!*
******* EL FIN (yet again) *******

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