While everyone was eating Liz stood up on the table and yelled,
"I JUST FORGOT WHO I AM!!!!!!! WHO AM I? WHO ARE YOU? DO YOU LIVE HERE?? AAHHHHHH!!.......WAIT"
Everyone looked at her strange.
"That's what Lockhart said to me when we were in the chamber a few years back"Ron whispered to Harry.
"You're Elizabeth Johnson,you idiot"Came Malfoy's familiar voice.
Nikole sighed.Her,Ashley,Amanda,Laura,Stacey and Andrea tried to get her off the table.
"Liz,c'mon"Laura said.
"DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY! DO I?"Liz yelled pointing to Dumbledor,who had a slightly confused look upon his face.
"Mental that one,I'm tellin' ya"Ron whispered to Tricia.
Tricia laughed.Nikole stood up on the table and pulled Liz down,then walked up to Dumbledor.
"She hasnt' taken her ADHD medicine today"She tried to cover for Liz.
"Quite alright,my dear"Dumbledor responded.
Nikole noded and walked back to her seat.
"Liz,you scary you know that,brilliant,but scary"Ron said.
"MY POTIONS TEACHER IS GORGEOUSE!!!!!"Lizzy yelled.
Ashley glared at her.
"Oh!!!!NOOOO!!!!!!!You just didn't!!!! Don't yell at Snape like that!"She said.
"Why do you care?"Oliver asked.
"Yeah?"Neville agreed.
"Oh.......well,he's a teacher!She shouldn't look at him like that"Ashley responded.
"FILCH IS A HOTTIE,WHOOOO!!!!!"Lizzy giggled.
"He-is-a-bum"Ashley said.
"NO HE'S SEXY!!!"Lizzy responded.
"Someone shut her up before I scream"Malfoy groaned.
"MALFOY! YOU SEXY BEAST,COME TO ME!"
All the girls at the Gryffindor table looked at her.Malfoy raised an eye brow.
"If he's sexy,why arn't I? I look just like him!"Jacoby muttered.
Amanda put her arm around him.
"Do something about her"Dumbledor whispered to McGonagall.
She got up and walked Liz,
"Tapus Mouthus"She said pointing her wand at Liz.
Suddenly Liz's mouth was taped shut.
"Lizzy,you're makin the Gryffindor's look like idiots"Ginny Weasly said,through her teeth.
"Well she's shut up,so back to dinner"Oliver said,looking at the rest of the table.
"I for one like the girl! She has good taste"Filch said.
"Sicko"Nikole,Ashley and Amanda giggled.
"What is it with horny,old,nasty men at this school?"Andrea asked.
"I dunno,but this sure is interesting"Jesse laughed.
"That's true!"Hermione laughed.
Harry,Ron and Neville went back to eating.Cassie and George hadn't paid much attention to what was going on,they were to busy making out.
"What's up with all the horny,young men?"Nikole asked,eyeing them.
Oliver looked at her.She quickly looked back to the others.Snape was still in shock over Liz.He shook his head and glanced at Ashley,then went back to his dinner. Later that night,when everyone was preparing for bed,Liz was running down the halls singing "Jingle Bells" at the top of her lungs.
"She's mental!"Malfoy said from the Slytherin common room"If I knew what portrait they were behind I'd kill her!"
Crabb and Goyle laughed.
"Liz,stop!"Ashley said,grabbing her arm.
"Why? It's fun!"Liz protested.
"No! It's annoying!"Jesse yelled from the boys dormatory.
"Lizzy,just go to bed!Please!"Hermione begged.
"Not tired!"
"Do homework!"
"Got none!"
"Shut up!"
"Be nicer"
"Please be quite!"
"Done"
The Gryffindor house were all in bed and alseep by 11:30.The next morning,most of them would be leaving for Christmas Holiday.A select few were also staying.
"I JUST FORGOT WHO I AM!!!!!!! WHO AM I? WHO ARE YOU? DO YOU LIVE HERE?? AAHHHHHH!!.......WAIT"
Everyone looked at her strange.
"That's what Lockhart said to me when we were in the chamber a few years back"Ron whispered to Harry.
"You're Elizabeth Johnson,you idiot"Came Malfoy's familiar voice.
Nikole sighed.Her,Ashley,Amanda,Laura,Stacey and Andrea tried to get her off the table.
"Liz,c'mon"Laura said.
"DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY! DO I?"Liz yelled pointing to Dumbledor,who had a slightly confused look upon his face.
"Mental that one,I'm tellin' ya"Ron whispered to Tricia.
Tricia laughed.Nikole stood up on the table and pulled Liz down,then walked up to Dumbledor.
"She hasnt' taken her ADHD medicine today"She tried to cover for Liz.
"Quite alright,my dear"Dumbledor responded.
Nikole noded and walked back to her seat.
"Liz,you scary you know that,brilliant,but scary"Ron said.
"MY POTIONS TEACHER IS GORGEOUSE!!!!!"Lizzy yelled.
Ashley glared at her.
"Oh!!!!NOOOO!!!!!!!You just didn't!!!! Don't yell at Snape like that!"She said.
"Why do you care?"Oliver asked.
"Yeah?"Neville agreed.
"Oh.......well,he's a teacher!She shouldn't look at him like that"Ashley responded.
"FILCH IS A HOTTIE,WHOOOO!!!!!"Lizzy giggled.
"He-is-a-bum"Ashley said.
"NO HE'S SEXY!!!"Lizzy responded.
"Someone shut her up before I scream"Malfoy groaned.
"MALFOY! YOU SEXY BEAST,COME TO ME!"
All the girls at the Gryffindor table looked at her.Malfoy raised an eye brow.
"If he's sexy,why arn't I? I look just like him!"Jacoby muttered.
Amanda put her arm around him.
"Do something about her"Dumbledor whispered to McGonagall.
She got up and walked Liz,
"Tapus Mouthus"She said pointing her wand at Liz.
Suddenly Liz's mouth was taped shut.
"Lizzy,you're makin the Gryffindor's look like idiots"Ginny Weasly said,through her teeth.
"Well she's shut up,so back to dinner"Oliver said,looking at the rest of the table.
"I for one like the girl! She has good taste"Filch said.
"Sicko"Nikole,Ashley and Amanda giggled.
"What is it with horny,old,nasty men at this school?"Andrea asked.
"I dunno,but this sure is interesting"Jesse laughed.
"That's true!"Hermione laughed.
Harry,Ron and Neville went back to eating.Cassie and George hadn't paid much attention to what was going on,they were to busy making out.
"What's up with all the horny,young men?"Nikole asked,eyeing them.
Oliver looked at her.She quickly looked back to the others.Snape was still in shock over Liz.He shook his head and glanced at Ashley,then went back to his dinner. Later that night,when everyone was preparing for bed,Liz was running down the halls singing "Jingle Bells" at the top of her lungs.
"She's mental!"Malfoy said from the Slytherin common room"If I knew what portrait they were behind I'd kill her!"
Crabb and Goyle laughed.
"Liz,stop!"Ashley said,grabbing her arm.
"Why? It's fun!"Liz protested.
"No! It's annoying!"Jesse yelled from the boys dormatory.
"Lizzy,just go to bed!Please!"Hermione begged.
"Not tired!"
"Do homework!"
"Got none!"
"Shut up!"
"Be nicer"
"Please be quite!"
"Done"
The Gryffindor house were all in bed and alseep by 11:30.The next morning,most of them would be leaving for Christmas Holiday.A select few were also staying.