CHAPTER THREE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*The next week, in Florida*~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Finally! Eric said as they started to unload the back of Kelso's van into the parking lot of their hotel, The Pink Flamingo. "I thought we'd never get here!"
"Neither did I," replied Hyde. "Especially after Fez nearly drove us off that bridge in Tennessee."
"I said I was sorry Hyde!" Fez yelled. "You are the one that taught me to drive you know.."
"Hey! I never taught you to fall asleep at the wheel!"
"I'm going to check on Kelso," Eric said. "I don't really trust him to check us in to the hotel."
Just then Kelso came running across the parking lot.
"You guys! I was just at the front desk and I met these four HOTTIES from New York! And here is the best part..they are going to be in room right next to us!"
"All right!" Fez said.
"Where's our room man?" Hyde asked as he snatched the room keys out of Kelso's hand.
"I'll show you. Come on!" Kelso said as he picked up his bag and headed toward the pool.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*Fifteen minutes later*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This is where we're staying?" Jackie cried as she and Donna drove up to the Pink Flamingo Hotel in their rental car.
The lawn was covered in pink flamingo lawn ornaments and the front desk was decorated with flamingo shaped Christmas lights.
"This is where the guys are staying. Eric told Kitty where they would be in case of an emergency. Look Jackie. We came down here to spy on our guys. If we stay at the same hotel, it will be a lot easier."
As Jackie glanced around the parking lot she noticed an abundance of skanking looking girls in tube tops.
"I guess it is a good idea to stay here," she relented, not wanting to picture Steven talking to any of these sluts.
"Let's check in, maybe we can find out which room the guys are in."
As they waited at the front desk a group of giggling blonde girls emerged from the hotel bar to their left.
"Our neighbors are soooo cute! I especially like that Kelso guy! He's got such a cute butt!" said the first girl.
"I like the guy with the accent," said another.
"You can have them! I've got my eye on that Hyde guy. Those glasses he wears are so sexy," said a girl with black hair.
"Ewww!" said the tallest girl in their group. "Eric is the only one worth talking too. He's really funny too! Did you hear that joke he made about the hotel manager?"
Donna and Jackie tried to restrain themselves. Their first instinct was to go slap each one of these hussies across their faces, but they also really wanted to hear the rest of their conversation.
"So, we're meeting them at 7 right?"
"Yea, in the hotel bar. Oh my gosh! It's already 3! I have to go start getting ready," one of them said and they all started to head back toward the rooms.
"Let's follow them Jackie!"
Donna and Jackie crept quietly along the hall, careful to stay back far enough so they wouldn't be seen.
When the girls finally reached their room Jackie decided it was safe to speak. "Can you believe this? They're only in Florida for a couple of hours and they already have dates!?!"
"I know!"
"Donna, we have to follow them on their 'date' tonight!"
"How are we going to do that? I mean, they'll see us!"
"I brought along a few things that will help us remain undetected," Jackie said as she patted her suitcase.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*Later that evening in the hotel bar*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jackie and Donna crept into the hotel bar and found a table in the back with a clear view of the guys' table. They both had scarves tied around their heads, to hide their hair, and they both were wearing big, clunky sunglasses.
"Are you SURE they're not going to recognize us?" Donna whispered to Jackie.
"Donna quit worrying about how you look and concentrate! Your boyfriend just bought that skank a drink!"
"What?!? Wait, I can't hear what they're saying!"
They leaned in closer.
"So ladies, I hear there is a wet t-shirt contest at Bahama Charlie's tonight," Kelso said. "Any of you girls planning to enter?"
Jackie and Donna looked at each other and rolled their eyes. No girl would be stupid enough to fall for that!
"Actually we are all going to enter!" exclaimed the girl sitting on Fez's lap. "Will you guys come and cheer us on?"
"Well, I'm not going to say no to that!" Fez told her.
"Let's go!" Kelso said. The eight of them got up and walked out of the hotel.
Donna and Jackie slipped out behind them a few minutes later.
"I can't believe those sluts!" they said in unison.
Jackie hailed a cab. "Bahama Charlie's!" she yelled at the driver.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*The next week, in Florida*~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Finally! Eric said as they started to unload the back of Kelso's van into the parking lot of their hotel, The Pink Flamingo. "I thought we'd never get here!"
"Neither did I," replied Hyde. "Especially after Fez nearly drove us off that bridge in Tennessee."
"I said I was sorry Hyde!" Fez yelled. "You are the one that taught me to drive you know.."
"Hey! I never taught you to fall asleep at the wheel!"
"I'm going to check on Kelso," Eric said. "I don't really trust him to check us in to the hotel."
Just then Kelso came running across the parking lot.
"You guys! I was just at the front desk and I met these four HOTTIES from New York! And here is the best part..they are going to be in room right next to us!"
"All right!" Fez said.
"Where's our room man?" Hyde asked as he snatched the room keys out of Kelso's hand.
"I'll show you. Come on!" Kelso said as he picked up his bag and headed toward the pool.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*Fifteen minutes later*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This is where we're staying?" Jackie cried as she and Donna drove up to the Pink Flamingo Hotel in their rental car.
The lawn was covered in pink flamingo lawn ornaments and the front desk was decorated with flamingo shaped Christmas lights.
"This is where the guys are staying. Eric told Kitty where they would be in case of an emergency. Look Jackie. We came down here to spy on our guys. If we stay at the same hotel, it will be a lot easier."
As Jackie glanced around the parking lot she noticed an abundance of skanking looking girls in tube tops.
"I guess it is a good idea to stay here," she relented, not wanting to picture Steven talking to any of these sluts.
"Let's check in, maybe we can find out which room the guys are in."
As they waited at the front desk a group of giggling blonde girls emerged from the hotel bar to their left.
"Our neighbors are soooo cute! I especially like that Kelso guy! He's got such a cute butt!" said the first girl.
"I like the guy with the accent," said another.
"You can have them! I've got my eye on that Hyde guy. Those glasses he wears are so sexy," said a girl with black hair.
"Ewww!" said the tallest girl in their group. "Eric is the only one worth talking too. He's really funny too! Did you hear that joke he made about the hotel manager?"
Donna and Jackie tried to restrain themselves. Their first instinct was to go slap each one of these hussies across their faces, but they also really wanted to hear the rest of their conversation.
"So, we're meeting them at 7 right?"
"Yea, in the hotel bar. Oh my gosh! It's already 3! I have to go start getting ready," one of them said and they all started to head back toward the rooms.
"Let's follow them Jackie!"
Donna and Jackie crept quietly along the hall, careful to stay back far enough so they wouldn't be seen.
When the girls finally reached their room Jackie decided it was safe to speak. "Can you believe this? They're only in Florida for a couple of hours and they already have dates!?!"
"I know!"
"Donna, we have to follow them on their 'date' tonight!"
"How are we going to do that? I mean, they'll see us!"
"I brought along a few things that will help us remain undetected," Jackie said as she patted her suitcase.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*Later that evening in the hotel bar*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jackie and Donna crept into the hotel bar and found a table in the back with a clear view of the guys' table. They both had scarves tied around their heads, to hide their hair, and they both were wearing big, clunky sunglasses.
"Are you SURE they're not going to recognize us?" Donna whispered to Jackie.
"Donna quit worrying about how you look and concentrate! Your boyfriend just bought that skank a drink!"
"What?!? Wait, I can't hear what they're saying!"
They leaned in closer.
"So ladies, I hear there is a wet t-shirt contest at Bahama Charlie's tonight," Kelso said. "Any of you girls planning to enter?"
Jackie and Donna looked at each other and rolled their eyes. No girl would be stupid enough to fall for that!
"Actually we are all going to enter!" exclaimed the girl sitting on Fez's lap. "Will you guys come and cheer us on?"
"Well, I'm not going to say no to that!" Fez told her.
"Let's go!" Kelso said. The eight of them got up and walked out of the hotel.
Donna and Jackie slipped out behind them a few minutes later.
"I can't believe those sluts!" they said in unison.
Jackie hailed a cab. "Bahama Charlie's!" she yelled at the driver.
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