In History Or Magic,Professor Binns,the coolest teacher becuase he was a
ghost, was trying to teach the class about Merlin of Camelot.
"Miss Johnson,can you tell me what Sir.Merlin did?"Binns asked.
"I PLEAD THE 5TH!"Liz yelled.
"You're not in court,Miss Johnson"
"I'll scream rape!"Liz said,backing away from Binns.
"To much Jay and Silent Bob"Nikole giggled.
*Ashley*
"Jay is hott" Ashley said dreamily.
"I'm telling Professor...."Neville began.
"Shut the hell up!"Ashley screamed."I am not sneaking around with Professor Snape"
She stomped out of the class room.
"I was just going to tell Professor Binns about Merlin"Neville cried.
"It's okay Neville"Hermione said.
Ashley walked back in sulking "Dumbledore to me to stop skipping"
*Nikole*
"Poor Ashley"Oliver said.
Ashley poped him upside the hear as she passed.She took her seat and sulked.
"Oh,get over it White! You pitty little half-blood"Malfoy rolled his blue eyes.
Lizzy threw her book at him and hit him in the back of the head.
"You little blonde whore!"She laughed.
Malfoy turned to her.
"You little....."
"Silence"Hermione yelled.
*Ashley*
"Stop fighting"Seamus pleaded.
"Before I die....again"Binns added.
"Would you rather have one tyrant 3,000 miles away ruling overyou or 3,000 tyrants one mile away ruling over you?"Liz asked.
"Where did that come from?"Ashley asked.
Suddenly Lockhart came into the class.He had a banana in his ear.
"You may be wondering why I have a banana in my ear."Lockhart said.He looked around suspiciously,then whispered."It's to get the monkey out of my head"
*Nikole*
"He's insane"Crabb said.
"Come here"Binns yelled.
Lockhart and turned and ran out.Binns ran after him.
"Umm,class dismissed?"Neville shrugged.
Everyone ran out.Lockhart ran in the Ravenclaw common room.
"No fair! They have a bigger couch than us!"Neville yelled,looking in.
"Oh shut up!"Everyone yelled.
*Ashley*
Ashley soon separated fromt he crowd without anyone noticing.
"Let's go to lunch"Nikole suggested.
Everyone did so.
*Nikole*
Ashley wandered down the changing stairs to Snape's room.She stood looking at the door.
"Should I knock"she thought.
"Thanx Professor"Casey,the slytherin girl,said,opening the door and walking out.
Ashley stood in shock.
"Who the hell is she?"She asked.
"A student taking a test!"Snape responded.
*Ashley*
"Are you lieing?"Ashley asked.
"No!"
"That's a lie!"
"What?"
"Let's just go ask her"Ashley suggested.
She turned away from Snape and approched Casey.
"What were you doing?"Ashley asked.
"Takind a test"Casey said innocently.
"Damn you Slytherin!"Ashley exclaimed"I'm getting with Seamus Finnigan."
"Ashley calm down!"Snape commanded.
*Nikole*
"But Nikole!"Oliver said.
"Don't ' but Nikole' me! Go 'But Nikole' Neville!"Nikole responded.
"But his name is Neville!"
"Don't be a smart ass!"Nikole responded.
She turned and ran smack into a crying Andrea.
"Drea,what's wrong?"Nikole asked.
"Draco's cheating on me,I saw him kissing Casey near the Qudditch feild"She sobbed
"That's slut!"Ashley yelled,hearing Andrea.
*Ashley*
Eveyrone turned to Ashley.She sat dow between Seamus and Nikole.She starred at the floor and said ,
"I saw Snape with Casey"
"I'm sorry Ashley"Seamus comforted.
Liz looked angry as well,she pulled out a water gun.
"Let's kill them!"She said.
Snape walked into the hall adn stoped before Ashley.
"I need to speak with you!"She siad.
"Stay back"Liz cried,pointing the water gun at Snape.
Ashley tood up and glared at Snape.
"There is nothing to talk about."She smirking putting her arm around Seamus."I found someone that will stay loyal"
*Nikole*
"I can fail both of you"Snape said.
"Move on you old greasy bastard!"Ashley sneered.
"Old Greasy?That's it you're failed!"
"Damn you!"Ashley snapped.
"Miss Johnson,can you tell me what Sir.Merlin did?"Binns asked.
"I PLEAD THE 5TH!"Liz yelled.
"You're not in court,Miss Johnson"
"I'll scream rape!"Liz said,backing away from Binns.
"To much Jay and Silent Bob"Nikole giggled.
*Ashley*
"Jay is hott" Ashley said dreamily.
"I'm telling Professor...."Neville began.
"Shut the hell up!"Ashley screamed."I am not sneaking around with Professor Snape"
She stomped out of the class room.
"I was just going to tell Professor Binns about Merlin"Neville cried.
"It's okay Neville"Hermione said.
Ashley walked back in sulking "Dumbledore to me to stop skipping"
*Nikole*
"Poor Ashley"Oliver said.
Ashley poped him upside the hear as she passed.She took her seat and sulked.
"Oh,get over it White! You pitty little half-blood"Malfoy rolled his blue eyes.
Lizzy threw her book at him and hit him in the back of the head.
"You little blonde whore!"She laughed.
Malfoy turned to her.
"You little....."
"Silence"Hermione yelled.
*Ashley*
"Stop fighting"Seamus pleaded.
"Before I die....again"Binns added.
"Would you rather have one tyrant 3,000 miles away ruling overyou or 3,000 tyrants one mile away ruling over you?"Liz asked.
"Where did that come from?"Ashley asked.
Suddenly Lockhart came into the class.He had a banana in his ear.
"You may be wondering why I have a banana in my ear."Lockhart said.He looked around suspiciously,then whispered."It's to get the monkey out of my head"
*Nikole*
"He's insane"Crabb said.
"Come here"Binns yelled.
Lockhart and turned and ran out.Binns ran after him.
"Umm,class dismissed?"Neville shrugged.
Everyone ran out.Lockhart ran in the Ravenclaw common room.
"No fair! They have a bigger couch than us!"Neville yelled,looking in.
"Oh shut up!"Everyone yelled.
*Ashley*
Ashley soon separated fromt he crowd without anyone noticing.
"Let's go to lunch"Nikole suggested.
Everyone did so.
*Nikole*
Ashley wandered down the changing stairs to Snape's room.She stood looking at the door.
"Should I knock"she thought.
"Thanx Professor"Casey,the slytherin girl,said,opening the door and walking out.
Ashley stood in shock.
"Who the hell is she?"She asked.
"A student taking a test!"Snape responded.
*Ashley*
"Are you lieing?"Ashley asked.
"No!"
"That's a lie!"
"What?"
"Let's just go ask her"Ashley suggested.
She turned away from Snape and approched Casey.
"What were you doing?"Ashley asked.
"Takind a test"Casey said innocently.
"Damn you Slytherin!"Ashley exclaimed"I'm getting with Seamus Finnigan."
"Ashley calm down!"Snape commanded.
*Nikole*
"But Nikole!"Oliver said.
"Don't ' but Nikole' me! Go 'But Nikole' Neville!"Nikole responded.
"But his name is Neville!"
"Don't be a smart ass!"Nikole responded.
She turned and ran smack into a crying Andrea.
"Drea,what's wrong?"Nikole asked.
"Draco's cheating on me,I saw him kissing Casey near the Qudditch feild"She sobbed
"That's slut!"Ashley yelled,hearing Andrea.
*Ashley*
Eveyrone turned to Ashley.She sat dow between Seamus and Nikole.She starred at the floor and said ,
"I saw Snape with Casey"
"I'm sorry Ashley"Seamus comforted.
Liz looked angry as well,she pulled out a water gun.
"Let's kill them!"She said.
Snape walked into the hall adn stoped before Ashley.
"I need to speak with you!"She siad.
"Stay back"Liz cried,pointing the water gun at Snape.
Ashley tood up and glared at Snape.
"There is nothing to talk about."She smirking putting her arm around Seamus."I found someone that will stay loyal"
*Nikole*
"I can fail both of you"Snape said.
"Move on you old greasy bastard!"Ashley sneered.
"Old Greasy?That's it you're failed!"
"Damn you!"Ashley snapped.