WAI!!!! The pre is Complete! Done! Finished! It needs no more work! YAY! This has made me HAPPY! Yes, HAPPY! I am going to go do some sort of dance or something now. And there will be tea and Sunkist for everyone! Whoo-hoo! Go us! Yay!
But guess what! There is still more! Yes, there is! To find out what happened to Andrea and the PRETTY ONE, go read Elven Dreams and Misadventures and the newly posted poem by the same name as chapter 10! And now, a very fun bit. Brought to you by Phe-chan da Kawaii, EHAB da elf, and my overdose of Pixi Stix (BLUE IS THE BEST FLAVOR!).. The things you probably didn't wanna see. That's right. Time for. BLOOPERS! Bwahahahaha!
~Phe-chan~

***Chapter One: Andrea's brother***

"Andreee!" her brother, a five year old by the name of Tony, bounced onto her bed. "Ge up Andreee! Pay wit-" * Tony falls flat on his face. * " -WHAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Least now I know the clumsiness runs in the family."
"WHAAAA!"
"Think we need to try again, yes?"

***In the attic

In her search she knocked aside a stack of ancient boxes that had been left by the previous owner. * Andrea knocks over boxes. They fall on her. * "Help?"

***

Andrea shoved at the door again and was rewarded with a slight creak and. * Door falls over. * "This is not my day, is it?"

***Chapter Four: where are you from? ***

"Second star to the right, straight on till the third big - Sorry, what was that line again?"

***Chapter Five: With Legolas***

He laughed. "So I am." He waved her over. "Come sit with me a while. You seem about to run away."

Now it was Andrea's turn to laugh as she quoted, "You must never run from anything immortal. It attracts-" * Andrea falls while climbing tree. * "I hurt."

***

"Cuedhel? Are you hiding, my w-" * Morniwen trips on her dress. Legolas is laughing. *
* Andrea looks over. * "Elf go boom?"

***Chapter Six: the fight

"Hate to tell ya this, but you're about as pleasant as a wet toab." * Morniwen starts laughing. * "Wait, sorry. Try again?"

***Chapter Seven: while painting***

She could not help it; she glomped him. She held him so hard that he felt breath leave him. * They both fall over from glomp. *
"Aiya, I though you said it was safe."

***Talking to Morniwen***

"I think, my CĂședhel," she said sagely at last, "that you need a re-sprite. What do Me-" * She stops. *
"I thought we were never allowed to have carbonation."
"Oh, shush you."

***Chapter Nine: the "dream sequence"***

"Why?" she asked bitterly. "Why should I hold you here? What can I possibly mean to you?"
"Everything!" he shouted. "Everything, and so much more! I love-" * Andrea trips. * "Is that a hobby or something?"
"Pain. I feel pain."