I'm back! Welcome to chapter two. Things haven't gotten much better for the
crew. The house it built but the fire isn't started yet. Bakura is avoiding
Kaiba at all costs. Yugi is wondering about Bakura's millennium ring, and
everyone is getting more and more annoyed with Tea.
Kaiba: Is it possible that somebody could actually mind Tea's ranting about friendship?
All: HELL NO!
Kaibas-Rose: Okay. In this chapter a lot of weird things happen. I don't even know where to start, so I'll let you all read on. Oh and by the way.Phoenix (my best friend and Co-Authoress) will be making an appearance. So grab a Pepsi, and some popcorn, and ENJOY THE FIC!!!
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Chapter 2 Joey flung the wet matches half way across the beach. He had been trying to start a fire for a long time, but all the matches had gotten wet when they parachuted into the ocean.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhh! Why can't I start this stupid fire?!
Kaiba: Maybe it has something to do with your small brain.
Joey: C'mon Yugi! Just one good shot. I can take him.
Yugi: Joey. He kicked your butt last time! No you can't take him!
Kaiba smiled innocently.
Joey: Wow! He does know how to smile! I'm in shock.
Tea: C'mon boys. We're all stuck on this island together. Why can't we just be friends? Now Joey, please start the fire. Kaiba, go back to.whatever boring corporation stuff you have.
Joey went to find the matches and kept trying. After about 7 more matches, he finally got a meager fire started.
Kaiba: Well good job Joey. Maybe that fire could attract the attention of a really low flying bird!
Joey: Ya know what. I know how to make this fire bigger! Kaiba, why don't throw me your Blue Eyes White Dragon cards.
Kaiba: That's it! You've gone too far you dumb mutt!
Kaiba jumped to his feet and started towards Joey.
Joey: Stop calling me a dog!!!
Kaiba broke out into a run towards Joey, and he started running too. Joey didn't get very far. Kaiba, who was much, much faster, caught him and knocked him out.
Tea: Now Kaiba. There is no need to get violent. Can't we all get along?
Kaiba hits Tea with a really big stick.
Yugi: Kaiba!
Kaiba: Hey, she had it coming! I can't stand the idea of one of her "friendship" speeches. It's just sickening.
Tristan: Yeah.she did. Hey guys. What's for dinner? I'm starving.
Yugi: I guess we'll have to go fishing, or try to find an animal to kill.
Bakura: Kill it with what? We don't have any weapons.
Kaiba, smiling once again, pulled out a knife with incredible speed and whipped it at Bakura, making sure that it didn't hit him. Instead the knife planted its self in the trunk of a tree he was leaning on, only inches from his head.
Bakura: What the fuck did you do that for you crazy psycho ass!
Once again Bakura stood in shock and everybody stared at him.
Kaiba: You are so going to die if you don't get that millennium piece of SHIT under control!
Bakura nodded, his hand over his mouth.
Bakura: I'm sorry.
Kaiba: I'll go get us something to eat. Between you three, you better pick someone to come with me. I'm not going to do all the work.
Kaiba turned around and pulled two more daggers out of his briefcase.
Bakura: NOT ME!!
Yugi: I'll go, if that's alright with you Tristan.
Tristan: Oh yeah! I don't mind at all.ahem.you go ahead.
Yugi: I guess I'm coming with you Kaiba!
Kaiba: Oh great. This should be as fun as dueling against Joey.
Yugi: ^_^ He's learning Kaiba!
Kaiba: Maybe you should teach him a little faster! Or better yet, teach him to sit, roll over and play dead.
Yugi: -_-
Kaiba tossed Yugi a knife.
Kaiba: Can you use that? Do you know how?
Yugi: What do you think I am Kaiba! Stupid?
Kaiba: um..no..um.
Tristan: I'm hungryyyyyyyy!
Bakura: Come back safely!
Kaiba and Yugi walked into the forest to find dinner while Tristan decided to go fishing. Bakura laughed evilly.
Bakura: Yes Yugi. Come back safely. I can't steal your millennium puzzle if your lying dead somewhere.
Ryou Bakura: WHY DO YOU DO THAT!!!!
Yami Bakura: Do what?!
Ryou: Take complete control of my body like that! And then you make me say evil things. Do you know that Kaiba almost killed me today because of you!
Yami Bakura: Hey! I have things I want to say!
Ryou took off the millennium ring for a while and sat there looking at it when Yugi and Kaiba returned.
Bakura: Did you guys get anything?
Kaiba: Besides a migraine from Yugi's talking.no. There is nothing on this island.
Tristan: I've got fish! Plenty!
Yugi: Wow!
Kaiba: Good. Now you can cook um.
Joey moaned and rolled over.
Joey: What da?
Kaiba: Hey Joey. You know, you still don't have a decent fire built yet.
Joey: Why don't you start it then, Kaiba!
Kaiba: Okay. Sure.
Kaiba opened his briefcase and pulled out a lighter and several sheets of printer paper. In no time flat, he has a roaring fire started. Kaiba smiled mockingly.
Joey: You.you had that lighter all along didn't you!
Kaiba: Yes. *his voice goes pouty* Oh, but puppy dog, it was so fun watching you try!
Joey: Don't call me a puppy dog!
Kaiba took a small candy out of his pocket and held it in the air.
Kaiba: *playfully* Come on Joey! Sit! Come on boy! Down. Sit Joey!
Joey: That's it Kaiba! Your going down!
Yugi: Joey, don't!
Kaiba: Yeah. BAD DOG!
Bakura: Kaiba, you really shouldn't provoke Joey like that.
Kaiba: Bakura.shut up! Your starting to sound like Tea!
A shocked silence fell over them. Joey stopped struggling against Yugi and Tristan to get to Kaiba and Bakura got a look on his face. Then he stood up, walked down to the water and pouted.
Poof!
Co-Authoress Phoenix appears.
Phoenix: Noooooo! Bakura!
She runs down to Bakura and gives him a major hug.
Bakura: Who are you?
Phoenix: I'm the authoress' best friend Phoenix, and what Kaiba said was really really mean!
Poof!
Authoress now appears.
Kaibas-Rose: I agree Phoenix. Something must be done. But first off, Kaiba, sweetie, why did you say that? That was the meanest thing you could've said!
Kaiba: Well.he was!
Kaibas-Rose: Apologize.
Kaiba: What! No way! I couldn't possibly!
Kaibas-Rose: Now, Kaiba. I don't want to take you out of my fic because of vulgar, dare I say, "Tea" name-calling.
All: *shudder*
Joey: Yeah Kaiba! Apologize! Now look who's the dog! Woof woof Kaiba!
Authoress smacks Joey across the face.
Joey: What was that for? Owie!
Kaibas-Rose: Don't you dare hurt my Seto Kaiba again or I'll do that again! How dare you call my poor Kaiba a dog. Just to make it up to me, Joey has to worship Kaiba, at his feet, for a half an hour.
Kaiba: Yes! The authoress loves me!
Joey: Noooooooooooo!
Kaiba: Hey Joey! DOWN!
Joey gets down on hands and knees mumbling and starts worshipping Kaiba.
Kaibas-Rose: Yes Kaiba, I do love you! But, back to the "Tea" issue. No one is allowed to call somebody or say somebody is like Tea. Got it everybody? Kaiba, as punishment for your actions against Bakura, you have to play, "I've never." with everybody on this island!
Kaiba: What?! Oh, I hate this game!
Phoenix: Well, you hurt my Bakura, and now you've got to pay the piper!
Kaibas-Rose leans over to Kaiba.
Kaibas-Rose: Sorry Kaiba. You see, if you don't get in trouble, I get in trouble for not punishing you. Phoenix is in love with Bakura. Okay?
Kaiba: Okay fine. I'll play.
Kaibas-Rose: Where is Tea? She gets to play I suppose. BUT, if she's going to start the speeches, I'll tie her to a tree.
Kaibas-Rose sees Tea lying out cold under a tree.
Kaibas-Rose: Wow Kaiba. You really did a number on her! Now. Using my authoress' powers, I will revive her.
Poof.
She wakes up.
Tea: Mornin' everybody! What's everybody up to?
Kaiba: We have to play "I've Never" and the authoress says you have to play too.
Tea: GREAT! I LOVE THIS GAME!
All: *Groan*
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Sooooooo? Did everybody like? Oh, by the way, that's not the end. There are more chapters coming..and since this is my only fan fic, it's not like I have other things I have to work on, so please keep checkin' back for chapter three! I've got some good ideas, and it shouldn't take me long to type up! PLEASE R/R!!!!! I need your input! Thanx for reading my fanfic and I hope you liked it! Kaibas-Rose and Co-Authoress Phoenix
Kaiba: Is it possible that somebody could actually mind Tea's ranting about friendship?
All: HELL NO!
Kaibas-Rose: Okay. In this chapter a lot of weird things happen. I don't even know where to start, so I'll let you all read on. Oh and by the way.Phoenix (my best friend and Co-Authoress) will be making an appearance. So grab a Pepsi, and some popcorn, and ENJOY THE FIC!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chapter 2 Joey flung the wet matches half way across the beach. He had been trying to start a fire for a long time, but all the matches had gotten wet when they parachuted into the ocean.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhh! Why can't I start this stupid fire?!
Kaiba: Maybe it has something to do with your small brain.
Joey: C'mon Yugi! Just one good shot. I can take him.
Yugi: Joey. He kicked your butt last time! No you can't take him!
Kaiba smiled innocently.
Joey: Wow! He does know how to smile! I'm in shock.
Tea: C'mon boys. We're all stuck on this island together. Why can't we just be friends? Now Joey, please start the fire. Kaiba, go back to.whatever boring corporation stuff you have.
Joey went to find the matches and kept trying. After about 7 more matches, he finally got a meager fire started.
Kaiba: Well good job Joey. Maybe that fire could attract the attention of a really low flying bird!
Joey: Ya know what. I know how to make this fire bigger! Kaiba, why don't throw me your Blue Eyes White Dragon cards.
Kaiba: That's it! You've gone too far you dumb mutt!
Kaiba jumped to his feet and started towards Joey.
Joey: Stop calling me a dog!!!
Kaiba broke out into a run towards Joey, and he started running too. Joey didn't get very far. Kaiba, who was much, much faster, caught him and knocked him out.
Tea: Now Kaiba. There is no need to get violent. Can't we all get along?
Kaiba hits Tea with a really big stick.
Yugi: Kaiba!
Kaiba: Hey, she had it coming! I can't stand the idea of one of her "friendship" speeches. It's just sickening.
Tristan: Yeah.she did. Hey guys. What's for dinner? I'm starving.
Yugi: I guess we'll have to go fishing, or try to find an animal to kill.
Bakura: Kill it with what? We don't have any weapons.
Kaiba, smiling once again, pulled out a knife with incredible speed and whipped it at Bakura, making sure that it didn't hit him. Instead the knife planted its self in the trunk of a tree he was leaning on, only inches from his head.
Bakura: What the fuck did you do that for you crazy psycho ass!
Once again Bakura stood in shock and everybody stared at him.
Kaiba: You are so going to die if you don't get that millennium piece of SHIT under control!
Bakura nodded, his hand over his mouth.
Bakura: I'm sorry.
Kaiba: I'll go get us something to eat. Between you three, you better pick someone to come with me. I'm not going to do all the work.
Kaiba turned around and pulled two more daggers out of his briefcase.
Bakura: NOT ME!!
Yugi: I'll go, if that's alright with you Tristan.
Tristan: Oh yeah! I don't mind at all.ahem.you go ahead.
Yugi: I guess I'm coming with you Kaiba!
Kaiba: Oh great. This should be as fun as dueling against Joey.
Yugi: ^_^ He's learning Kaiba!
Kaiba: Maybe you should teach him a little faster! Or better yet, teach him to sit, roll over and play dead.
Yugi: -_-
Kaiba tossed Yugi a knife.
Kaiba: Can you use that? Do you know how?
Yugi: What do you think I am Kaiba! Stupid?
Kaiba: um..no..um.
Tristan: I'm hungryyyyyyyy!
Bakura: Come back safely!
Kaiba and Yugi walked into the forest to find dinner while Tristan decided to go fishing. Bakura laughed evilly.
Bakura: Yes Yugi. Come back safely. I can't steal your millennium puzzle if your lying dead somewhere.
Ryou Bakura: WHY DO YOU DO THAT!!!!
Yami Bakura: Do what?!
Ryou: Take complete control of my body like that! And then you make me say evil things. Do you know that Kaiba almost killed me today because of you!
Yami Bakura: Hey! I have things I want to say!
Ryou took off the millennium ring for a while and sat there looking at it when Yugi and Kaiba returned.
Bakura: Did you guys get anything?
Kaiba: Besides a migraine from Yugi's talking.no. There is nothing on this island.
Tristan: I've got fish! Plenty!
Yugi: Wow!
Kaiba: Good. Now you can cook um.
Joey moaned and rolled over.
Joey: What da?
Kaiba: Hey Joey. You know, you still don't have a decent fire built yet.
Joey: Why don't you start it then, Kaiba!
Kaiba: Okay. Sure.
Kaiba opened his briefcase and pulled out a lighter and several sheets of printer paper. In no time flat, he has a roaring fire started. Kaiba smiled mockingly.
Joey: You.you had that lighter all along didn't you!
Kaiba: Yes. *his voice goes pouty* Oh, but puppy dog, it was so fun watching you try!
Joey: Don't call me a puppy dog!
Kaiba took a small candy out of his pocket and held it in the air.
Kaiba: *playfully* Come on Joey! Sit! Come on boy! Down. Sit Joey!
Joey: That's it Kaiba! Your going down!
Yugi: Joey, don't!
Kaiba: Yeah. BAD DOG!
Bakura: Kaiba, you really shouldn't provoke Joey like that.
Kaiba: Bakura.shut up! Your starting to sound like Tea!
A shocked silence fell over them. Joey stopped struggling against Yugi and Tristan to get to Kaiba and Bakura got a look on his face. Then he stood up, walked down to the water and pouted.
Poof!
Co-Authoress Phoenix appears.
Phoenix: Noooooo! Bakura!
She runs down to Bakura and gives him a major hug.
Bakura: Who are you?
Phoenix: I'm the authoress' best friend Phoenix, and what Kaiba said was really really mean!
Poof!
Authoress now appears.
Kaibas-Rose: I agree Phoenix. Something must be done. But first off, Kaiba, sweetie, why did you say that? That was the meanest thing you could've said!
Kaiba: Well.he was!
Kaibas-Rose: Apologize.
Kaiba: What! No way! I couldn't possibly!
Kaibas-Rose: Now, Kaiba. I don't want to take you out of my fic because of vulgar, dare I say, "Tea" name-calling.
All: *shudder*
Joey: Yeah Kaiba! Apologize! Now look who's the dog! Woof woof Kaiba!
Authoress smacks Joey across the face.
Joey: What was that for? Owie!
Kaibas-Rose: Don't you dare hurt my Seto Kaiba again or I'll do that again! How dare you call my poor Kaiba a dog. Just to make it up to me, Joey has to worship Kaiba, at his feet, for a half an hour.
Kaiba: Yes! The authoress loves me!
Joey: Noooooooooooo!
Kaiba: Hey Joey! DOWN!
Joey gets down on hands and knees mumbling and starts worshipping Kaiba.
Kaibas-Rose: Yes Kaiba, I do love you! But, back to the "Tea" issue. No one is allowed to call somebody or say somebody is like Tea. Got it everybody? Kaiba, as punishment for your actions against Bakura, you have to play, "I've never." with everybody on this island!
Kaiba: What?! Oh, I hate this game!
Phoenix: Well, you hurt my Bakura, and now you've got to pay the piper!
Kaibas-Rose leans over to Kaiba.
Kaibas-Rose: Sorry Kaiba. You see, if you don't get in trouble, I get in trouble for not punishing you. Phoenix is in love with Bakura. Okay?
Kaiba: Okay fine. I'll play.
Kaibas-Rose: Where is Tea? She gets to play I suppose. BUT, if she's going to start the speeches, I'll tie her to a tree.
Kaibas-Rose sees Tea lying out cold under a tree.
Kaibas-Rose: Wow Kaiba. You really did a number on her! Now. Using my authoress' powers, I will revive her.
Poof.
She wakes up.
Tea: Mornin' everybody! What's everybody up to?
Kaiba: We have to play "I've Never" and the authoress says you have to play too.
Tea: GREAT! I LOVE THIS GAME!
All: *Groan*
~*~ finish ~*~
Sooooooo? Did everybody like? Oh, by the way, that's not the end. There are more chapters coming..and since this is my only fan fic, it's not like I have other things I have to work on, so please keep checkin' back for chapter three! I've got some good ideas, and it shouldn't take me long to type up! PLEASE R/R!!!!! I need your input! Thanx for reading my fanfic and I hope you liked it! Kaibas-Rose and Co-Authoress Phoenix