La La la la la .. Okay so people like my doped up characters. so I shall add more! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

While Kagome and the gang are out having their little adventure Kaede is back in her hut with Shippo...

Kaede: Are ye awake little Shippo?

Shippo: Yeah I think..

Kaede walks over to where Shippo is laying, and hands him a bowl. Shippo looks down at the bowl and drinks the soup.

Shippo: Kaede you look really weird, why are you smiling like that?? Stop it don't come near me!!

Kaede was walking around the hut with a crazed look on her face.. She walks up to Shippo and is about to take a bite out of Shippo's jugular vein...

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Back to Kagome!

Kagome looks at the giant tail, and takes in a huge breath..

Kagome: Who, or what are you?!

It was a demon about 9 and 154/8956 ft tall! It was a brassy yellow color, and it smelled of cabbage!

Kagome just looks at the giant figure, when a jungle man swings down from the trees and grabs her. They retreat into the trees, and stay there looking at the monster.

Kagome: Thank you.

The jungle man just looked at her, she noticed that he was very handsome. His long brown hair was pulled back in a loose low ponytail. His beautiful green eyes shimmering in the starlight...

Kagome: Oh, okay you don't have to say anything back..

She couldn't imagine what kind of beautiful voice this man had. He moves his lips as if ready to speak, and he stops.

Kagome: Whats the matter? Cant you talk?

Hot Jungle Man: Eererr.. I want to touch ..

He said in a dumb male blondeish type of voice, while reaching for Kagomes shirt..

SMACK!

The Perverted Jungle Man jumped back and grabbed his face..

The beast that had scared her roars loudly.. Scaring Kagome.

Kagome: Do you know what that is?

The jungle dude looks at her..

PJM: Yeeaa.. Boobies...

Kagome facefaults..

Kagome:: OMG! What is going on here? Why?... Oh, the mushrooms.. That's what it is..

Kagome looks at the situation in a whole new way. if the creatures are fake...

Kagome hops down from the tree.

Kagome: Here kitty. kitty...

The giant monster turns to her and gives her the death glare.

Kagome notices that she is feeling a strong sensation.. A JEWEL SHARD!

Kagome:: This is no dream.. OH MY GOD! THIS CREATURE IS REAL!

Kagome: HELP!

The jungle man just sits in the tree staring at a butterfly..

Stupid Jungle Man: Pretty.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Back to Inuyasha..

Inuyasha is completely engulfed in talking to Rupert when. Miroku is chasing a group of pink flying ponies when he accidently steps on Rupert..

Inuyasha: HOW DARE YOU STEP ON RUPERT!

Miroku: He deserved it! He tripped the princess pony..

Inuyasha: Who cares about the stupid princess pony?

Miroku: Who cares about Rupert?!

Miroku puts his arm around the invisible pony...

Miroku: Its ok. he's too stupid to cry over...

Miroku begins to stroke the air...After a few seconds he jumps back in surprise.

Miroku: You are really a princess that was trapped in the body of a pink flying pony, and you were waiting for your true love to come along and sing the apple song to turn you into the princess that you really are?!

Inuyasha glares at Miroku.

Inuyasha: No, Rupert I think he has always talked to invisible creatures behind our backs.

Miroku starts making out with the air furiously.. Inuyasha glares even more.. Sango runs over to see what is going on.

Sango: Get off of my man!

Sango begins to catfight with the air. She accidently hits Miroku in the process...

Sango: Sorry bout that..

She goes back to fighting with the pony princess..

Miroku jumps in front of her and tries to break up the fight.

Miroku: Sango please don't! You don't understand! She just woke up a little while ago and I don't think that she should be exercising this soon after waking up.. Wait a second.. Did you just say.. MY MAN!

Sango: Yeah so?! (Yep she is deffinitly on something! )

Miroku: Well then, there is no need to fight over me ladies..

Miroku puts one arm over Sango and the other arm around the Pony Princess...

Miroku: Lets go discuss this over a nice bath..

Sango: Okay...

Inuyasha turns to Rupert.

Inuyasha: Oh brother..

Inuyasha continues to have tea with Rupert...

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Shippo runs out of the hut with Kaede at his heels.. He finally escapes into the same field that the other group are in...

Shippo pauses a second when he hears a small scream coming from the woods. He runs into the woods and sees Kagome strapped to a tree..

Kagome: What are you going to do to me?!

The giant figure says nothing he only stares at Kagome..

Shippo:: I know who that is. there is something so familiar about him... AH WHO IS HE?!

Shippo suddenly realizes who it is and hops into a tree. Once safely inside he searches for a safe place to hide...

He finds a small branch slightly above the beasts eyelevel. Shippo takes in a big breath to prepare himself for what he is going to do..

Shippo: SESSHOMARU STOP!

The giant beast stops just as it is about to kill Kagome...

Sesshomaru: Why should I?

Shippo: Because you don't want to kill her...

Sesshomaru: Why not..

Shippo: Because if you do I will tell everyone that we saw you while you were crossdressed!

Fluffy thinks it over for a second...

Fluffy: Okay fine. but this is the last time I am going to let you guys go..

Shippo runs and unties Kagome.. They run off to go find Sango and Miroku...

They are walking near where they normally wash when they heard a giggle..

They turned to see Miroku and Sango butt naked...

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Meanwhile Rupert complains to Inuyasha about how cold the tea is...

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Well, I havent put out a chapter in a while. sorry that this is getting so stupid but I put in the things that you guys liked!

Kichi: La la la.. I don't care if you don't like it. just review!