KR: HEYYYYYY! Welcome back! I'm really sorry that I haven't put the new
chapters up in this fic. Here's the reason. First I had a really bad case
of writers block. Then I got grounded for not watching my brother well
enough, and then I had to go to my dads, where they don't have Internet.
Snooze-Ville USA! Anyway. I did get this chapter up (obviously), AND.
CHAPTER 4! Cool huh! I thought it would make up for not updating for so
long. I hope you like! Oh yeah..I forgot something..
BORING DISCLAIMER THAT NO ONE REALLY READS: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. If I did, the world would be sucked into hell! Okay.not really but Kaiba would be mine forever. And Tea. well, she would be disposed of. She deserves whatever pain I would put her through. *laughs evilly* Ahem. ANYWAY! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Nope..hmmmm. My birthday is coming..DADDY!!!!!!!!!!
Authoress runs off looking for her dad hoping he will by the TV show for her.
Kaiba: Okayyyyyyy. Well everyone. Let's get this stupid fic over with..*Winey Voice* I've got a company to run!!!!
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Now we begin the game "I've never." Everyone is sitting in a circle except for Tea, who is jumping up and down in excitement. (Just for reference, I'm only going to write KR for my name now, because it gets irritating writing it over and over again. K? I'm not in this fic too much, just to get the game started.)
Kaibas-Rose: Okay everyone. Are we ready?
Kaiba: Do I have to play?
KR: Yes Kaiba. Okay now, let's start the game!
Tea: Yeahhhhhh!
Yugi: Authoress! We don't have anything to drink! I guess we can't play.shucks huh.
KR: Not so fast Yugi! I didn't forget about that. Hang on a moment. I'll be right back.
Poof!
Kaibas-Rose appears in the living room of Maximillion Pegasus. He sat about a foot from the TV, wearing pink pj's with feet. Printed on them in many different poses was Pegasus's favorite cartoon, funny bunny.
Pegasus *in a childish voice*: "Everybody sing now! Fun-nay Bun-nay! Yeah! Fun-nay Bun-nay! He's the man! Funny Bunny!!!!!!!" Whooo hoo! Again, again, again! Crochet! Play it again!
KR: O_o ummmmmmm right...
Pegasus: Oh hi dear authoress.um boy.or would I call you girl? Hmmmmmm. Yugi-Boy, Kaiba-Boy, Authoress-Girl? Hmmmmm.
KR: Okay.I'm officially wierded out now.
Pegasus: So why did you come here? Oh My God! Did you come to watch funny bunny with me??? This is a really good episode.
Pegasus reached for KR to pull her to the TV.
KR: DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FREAK! Look, I just need a couple bottles of wine.
Pegasus: Oh. Okay then. Follow me.
He walked into his dining room and pushed a button. One of the walls swung around to reveal about 200 bottles of wine in a bunch of cases. On the wall were shelves and shelves of empty glasses. KR: O_O OMG!
Pegasus: How many bottles?
KR: About two.yes, that should do it.
He handed her the bottles.
Pegasus: Are you sure you don't want to watch funny bunny with me?
KR: Um.yeah.
TV: We now return to the all weekend long marathon of FUNNY BUNNY!
Pegasus: It's back on! Yeah! Sorry but I have to go! Bye dear authoress!
KR watched him run to the TV, a large funny bunny plushy in his arms.
KR: Ummmm Crochet? Do you think that's.ummmm.normal? He hasn't really been watching that all weekend long has he?
Crochet: Yes he has. Don't worry ma'am, we are aware of his.condition.and we have professionals working on it.
KR: K. I have to go now. Bye.
Pegasus: Funny Bunny! Funny Bunny! Funny Bunny!
KR: Right.now I know why I don't come here...
Poof
The authoress arrives back on the island, where everybody is waiting, hoping that the authoress couldn't find some wine so they don't have to play.
Bakura: Can she read minds? That's exactly what I was thinking.
KR: Hee Hee. Yes I can read your mind! Guess what! I found wine!!!
Kaiba: Who did you get it from?
KR: I'll give you a hint.funny bunny.
Kaiba: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I hate that bunny!
*flashback* Funny Bunny on the computer screen: Hi Kaiba. Hi Kaiba. Hi Kaiba. Hi Kaiba.
*End of flashback*
KR: It's okay kaiba, it's over now. He's gone.
Kaiba: Okay.
KR: I'll let you all play now! Joey gets to start!
Joey: UH! Why do I get to?
KR: Because I said so! Get going! Bye all!
Poof!
Joey: Let's see. I've never.I've never.I've never been kidnapped right after getting my soul back from Pegasus, because I was stupid and trusted my corporate executives who screwed me over in the first place!
Kaiba grabs his glass of wine, smiles, and splashes it in Joeys face.
Kaiba: Oooops. My glass seamed to slip out of my hands. Sorry mutt.
Joey: Don't call me a dog!
Tristan: I've never had a crush on Mai!
Joey drinks, trying to avoid all eyes being on him.
Tristan: I knew it! You like Mai! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Joey: Shut up Tristan!
Yugi: I guess I'm next. I've never had an evil spirit in me. Mine's good!
Kaiba and Bakura drink.
Bakura: So Yugi, I guess if that's the way you want to play.I've never liked Tea!
All except Yugi: Gasp!!!!!!
Yugi drinks.
Tea: YOU LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Yugi loves me! Yugi loves me!
Yugi: I hate tomb robbers!
(For this part, Regular nice-guy Bakura is in italics and Yami Bakura is in bold. Got it? Good! Hope your enjoying so far!)
Bakura: Awwwwwww I think I felt a tear.HA HA! I told your secret! Yami! Why did you do that! The truth needed to be told! HA HA HA HA *cough, cough* HA HA! Yami! That was sooooo mean! I didn't want to say that! Yugi told me it was a secret! I don't care! You should! Yugi's our friend! Speak for yourself! He's got his Yami, and I don't like his Yami! Stupid pharaoh! YAMI! Get a hold of yourself! NO! Yes! No! Yes! Do I have to take the millennium ring off and stick it in the Yami Bakura's been evil box again!!!! ..No. Okay then!!!!!!
Everyone stared at Bakura who had finished appearing to talk to himself.
Kaiba: Ummmm..sorry but we're going to have to cut you off now..
Yugi: Why are you here Yami Bakura?
Bakura: I just had to release myself so that I could play this game with all of you! Actually I get really bored inside of his all-too-innocent head! He doesn't have anything interesting in here!
Kaiba: Good!
Kaiba punches Y. Bakura, but by the time his fist reaches Y. Bakura, it's actually Ryou Bakura that he smacks.
Bakura: Ow! Kaiba! What was that for?
Kaiba: Besides the fact that you probably deserved it, I meant to hit Yami Bakura. Sorry man.
Bakura: Okay.your forgiven I guess. Owwww.
Kaiba: My turn. Let's get it over with. I've never.acted like a little mutt, and fallen to my knees after a duel because I'm an amateur and I lost!
Joey takes a sip threw gritted teeth.
This when on for hours until everyone was well past drunk.
Yugi: Hee Hee Hee Hee Haaaaaaaaaaaa. Whoo. Hey Joey! I.*hic*.challenge you to a d.d..duel!
Joey: K! I go.first! *hic*
Yugi: I won!
Joey: We haven't even.started playing yet! I play.this pretty.*hic* card! The red eyes.orange dragon!
Kaiba: It's not orange you.moron! It's.purple!
Joey: Orange!
Kaiba: Purple!
Joey: Orange! Kaiba: No!
Joey: Yes!
Kaiba: No!
Joey: Yes!
Kaiba: No! It's purple!
Joey: Yes! It's.um.what color was I again?
Bakura: It's pink!
Joey: Hey. He's right!
Kaiba: Who are you again?
Bakura: Well, people 'round here call me..um..nobody calls me anything around here. I'M NAMELESS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tea: Ha Ha. We'll just have to call you..hmmmm..BOB!
Bakura: Hello. I'm bob. *hic* No wait! I remember my name! I'm Bakura! Or am I Bob? I'm confused now..
Tristan: Your Bakura. I'm Bob.
Yugi: Okay Joey! It's my turn now and I play the deadly *hic*, the dangerous, the most rarest card in.um.whatever game we're playing. I play Kariboh! And I play it.um.this way.
Bakura: I think that's the attack position.
Joey: Yugi! That's soooo cool! How did you get a Kariboh? Those are so.*hic*.rare! Wow!
Yugi: I guess I'm special.
Yugi makes his Kariboh card hit Joey's R.E.B.D.
Yugi: I told you I win.
Joey: No-uh!
Yugi: Yes-huh!
Kaiba: I win.
Joey: Okay.
Yugi: I wanted to win. I always lose! I'M A LOSER!!!!
Joey: I'm Joey!
Kaiba: And I'm the winner!
Tristan: I'm Bob.
Tea: I'm really special!
Kaiba: -.-
Bakura: I'm bored!
Yugi: I've got an idea! Let's play LIMBO!
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KR: Hee Hee. Did you all like? Let me tell ya. I had one heck of a time writing this. During my health final for school ( I finished early), I started writing. Well, I broke up laughing. It took all I had just to keep quiet, and not disturb the rest of the class. I really hope that everyone is enjoying the fic. This is my first fanfic, and from the reviews I've gotten..wow. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed! You guys keep me going! (sorry by the way for the long chapter!)
Tea: That is SOOOOOOOO touching! *tear*. You know I told Yugi something like that once. I said.. WHAM!
KR removes frying pan from Tea's face.
KR: HA HA!
All: THANK YOU!!!!
KR: Well everyone, on to chapter 4! In chapter 4, everyone plays Limbo. Hee Hee.
Kaiba: Why do you do this to me? Do you hate me?
KR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH MY GOSH! HOW COULD YOU THINK SUCH A THING! I LOVE YOU!
Kaiba: *blush* Awwwww.
KR: On to chapter 4...
BORING DISCLAIMER THAT NO ONE REALLY READS: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!. If I did, the world would be sucked into hell! Okay.not really but Kaiba would be mine forever. And Tea. well, she would be disposed of. She deserves whatever pain I would put her through. *laughs evilly* Ahem. ANYWAY! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Nope..hmmmm. My birthday is coming..DADDY!!!!!!!!!!
Authoress runs off looking for her dad hoping he will by the TV show for her.
Kaiba: Okayyyyyyy. Well everyone. Let's get this stupid fic over with..*Winey Voice* I've got a company to run!!!!
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Now we begin the game "I've never." Everyone is sitting in a circle except for Tea, who is jumping up and down in excitement. (Just for reference, I'm only going to write KR for my name now, because it gets irritating writing it over and over again. K? I'm not in this fic too much, just to get the game started.)
Kaibas-Rose: Okay everyone. Are we ready?
Kaiba: Do I have to play?
KR: Yes Kaiba. Okay now, let's start the game!
Tea: Yeahhhhhh!
Yugi: Authoress! We don't have anything to drink! I guess we can't play.shucks huh.
KR: Not so fast Yugi! I didn't forget about that. Hang on a moment. I'll be right back.
Poof!
Kaibas-Rose appears in the living room of Maximillion Pegasus. He sat about a foot from the TV, wearing pink pj's with feet. Printed on them in many different poses was Pegasus's favorite cartoon, funny bunny.
Pegasus *in a childish voice*: "Everybody sing now! Fun-nay Bun-nay! Yeah! Fun-nay Bun-nay! He's the man! Funny Bunny!!!!!!!" Whooo hoo! Again, again, again! Crochet! Play it again!
KR: O_o ummmmmmm right...
Pegasus: Oh hi dear authoress.um boy.or would I call you girl? Hmmmmmm. Yugi-Boy, Kaiba-Boy, Authoress-Girl? Hmmmmm.
KR: Okay.I'm officially wierded out now.
Pegasus: So why did you come here? Oh My God! Did you come to watch funny bunny with me??? This is a really good episode.
Pegasus reached for KR to pull her to the TV.
KR: DON'T TOUCH ME YOU FREAK! Look, I just need a couple bottles of wine.
Pegasus: Oh. Okay then. Follow me.
He walked into his dining room and pushed a button. One of the walls swung around to reveal about 200 bottles of wine in a bunch of cases. On the wall were shelves and shelves of empty glasses. KR: O_O OMG!
Pegasus: How many bottles?
KR: About two.yes, that should do it.
He handed her the bottles.
Pegasus: Are you sure you don't want to watch funny bunny with me?
KR: Um.yeah.
TV: We now return to the all weekend long marathon of FUNNY BUNNY!
Pegasus: It's back on! Yeah! Sorry but I have to go! Bye dear authoress!
KR watched him run to the TV, a large funny bunny plushy in his arms.
KR: Ummmm Crochet? Do you think that's.ummmm.normal? He hasn't really been watching that all weekend long has he?
Crochet: Yes he has. Don't worry ma'am, we are aware of his.condition.and we have professionals working on it.
KR: K. I have to go now. Bye.
Pegasus: Funny Bunny! Funny Bunny! Funny Bunny!
KR: Right.now I know why I don't come here...
Poof
The authoress arrives back on the island, where everybody is waiting, hoping that the authoress couldn't find some wine so they don't have to play.
Bakura: Can she read minds? That's exactly what I was thinking.
KR: Hee Hee. Yes I can read your mind! Guess what! I found wine!!!
Kaiba: Who did you get it from?
KR: I'll give you a hint.funny bunny.
Kaiba: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I hate that bunny!
*flashback* Funny Bunny on the computer screen: Hi Kaiba. Hi Kaiba. Hi Kaiba. Hi Kaiba.
*End of flashback*
KR: It's okay kaiba, it's over now. He's gone.
Kaiba: Okay.
KR: I'll let you all play now! Joey gets to start!
Joey: UH! Why do I get to?
KR: Because I said so! Get going! Bye all!
Poof!
Joey: Let's see. I've never.I've never.I've never been kidnapped right after getting my soul back from Pegasus, because I was stupid and trusted my corporate executives who screwed me over in the first place!
Kaiba grabs his glass of wine, smiles, and splashes it in Joeys face.
Kaiba: Oooops. My glass seamed to slip out of my hands. Sorry mutt.
Joey: Don't call me a dog!
Tristan: I've never had a crush on Mai!
Joey drinks, trying to avoid all eyes being on him.
Tristan: I knew it! You like Mai! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Joey: Shut up Tristan!
Yugi: I guess I'm next. I've never had an evil spirit in me. Mine's good!
Kaiba and Bakura drink.
Bakura: So Yugi, I guess if that's the way you want to play.I've never liked Tea!
All except Yugi: Gasp!!!!!!
Yugi drinks.
Tea: YOU LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Yugi loves me! Yugi loves me!
Yugi: I hate tomb robbers!
(For this part, Regular nice-guy Bakura is in italics and Yami Bakura is in bold. Got it? Good! Hope your enjoying so far!)
Bakura: Awwwwwww I think I felt a tear.HA HA! I told your secret! Yami! Why did you do that! The truth needed to be told! HA HA HA HA *cough, cough* HA HA! Yami! That was sooooo mean! I didn't want to say that! Yugi told me it was a secret! I don't care! You should! Yugi's our friend! Speak for yourself! He's got his Yami, and I don't like his Yami! Stupid pharaoh! YAMI! Get a hold of yourself! NO! Yes! No! Yes! Do I have to take the millennium ring off and stick it in the Yami Bakura's been evil box again!!!! ..No. Okay then!!!!!!
Everyone stared at Bakura who had finished appearing to talk to himself.
Kaiba: Ummmm..sorry but we're going to have to cut you off now..
Yugi: Why are you here Yami Bakura?
Bakura: I just had to release myself so that I could play this game with all of you! Actually I get really bored inside of his all-too-innocent head! He doesn't have anything interesting in here!
Kaiba: Good!
Kaiba punches Y. Bakura, but by the time his fist reaches Y. Bakura, it's actually Ryou Bakura that he smacks.
Bakura: Ow! Kaiba! What was that for?
Kaiba: Besides the fact that you probably deserved it, I meant to hit Yami Bakura. Sorry man.
Bakura: Okay.your forgiven I guess. Owwww.
Kaiba: My turn. Let's get it over with. I've never.acted like a little mutt, and fallen to my knees after a duel because I'm an amateur and I lost!
Joey takes a sip threw gritted teeth.
This when on for hours until everyone was well past drunk.
Yugi: Hee Hee Hee Hee Haaaaaaaaaaaa. Whoo. Hey Joey! I.*hic*.challenge you to a d.d..duel!
Joey: K! I go.first! *hic*
Yugi: I won!
Joey: We haven't even.started playing yet! I play.this pretty.*hic* card! The red eyes.orange dragon!
Kaiba: It's not orange you.moron! It's.purple!
Joey: Orange!
Kaiba: Purple!
Joey: Orange! Kaiba: No!
Joey: Yes!
Kaiba: No!
Joey: Yes!
Kaiba: No! It's purple!
Joey: Yes! It's.um.what color was I again?
Bakura: It's pink!
Joey: Hey. He's right!
Kaiba: Who are you again?
Bakura: Well, people 'round here call me..um..nobody calls me anything around here. I'M NAMELESS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tea: Ha Ha. We'll just have to call you..hmmmm..BOB!
Bakura: Hello. I'm bob. *hic* No wait! I remember my name! I'm Bakura! Or am I Bob? I'm confused now..
Tristan: Your Bakura. I'm Bob.
Yugi: Okay Joey! It's my turn now and I play the deadly *hic*, the dangerous, the most rarest card in.um.whatever game we're playing. I play Kariboh! And I play it.um.this way.
Bakura: I think that's the attack position.
Joey: Yugi! That's soooo cool! How did you get a Kariboh? Those are so.*hic*.rare! Wow!
Yugi: I guess I'm special.
Yugi makes his Kariboh card hit Joey's R.E.B.D.
Yugi: I told you I win.
Joey: No-uh!
Yugi: Yes-huh!
Kaiba: I win.
Joey: Okay.
Yugi: I wanted to win. I always lose! I'M A LOSER!!!!
Joey: I'm Joey!
Kaiba: And I'm the winner!
Tristan: I'm Bob.
Tea: I'm really special!
Kaiba: -.-
Bakura: I'm bored!
Yugi: I've got an idea! Let's play LIMBO!
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KR: Hee Hee. Did you all like? Let me tell ya. I had one heck of a time writing this. During my health final for school ( I finished early), I started writing. Well, I broke up laughing. It took all I had just to keep quiet, and not disturb the rest of the class. I really hope that everyone is enjoying the fic. This is my first fanfic, and from the reviews I've gotten..wow. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed! You guys keep me going! (sorry by the way for the long chapter!)
Tea: That is SOOOOOOOO touching! *tear*. You know I told Yugi something like that once. I said.. WHAM!
KR removes frying pan from Tea's face.
KR: HA HA!
All: THANK YOU!!!!
KR: Well everyone, on to chapter 4! In chapter 4, everyone plays Limbo. Hee Hee.
Kaiba: Why do you do this to me? Do you hate me?
KR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH MY GOSH! HOW COULD YOU THINK SUCH A THING! I LOVE YOU!
Kaiba: *blush* Awwwww.
KR: On to chapter 4...