The answers of life as told by FF7 characters! What more could you ask
for?
Why does the rain ALWAYS force you to replant your plapiti?!
Cloud: .
Barret: As long as Marlene is okay, does it matter?
Cid: $#@&%#^% get me some #$&@$& tea! Not plapiti! TEA!!! $#^@&@$%!!!!!!!!
Aeris: I love plapiti! I really just don't know. Aw, it's got me in a fluster.
Just then the chocobos began to move in the East. We all know what that means. We are gonna have to replant the plapiti again, and you know how soggy they get after it rains.
Cid: $%$*$^#%# about this plapiti! Get me some tea! Dammit!
There you have it. The answers of life.
Cid: $#@%&%^*$%^!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: .
I know it's gonna be hard to take, Frank, but the Red Dragons just ate our baby.
Frank: They did what?!
Cloud: .
Frank: My baby! It's all your fault, Sephiroth!
Otto: I TOLD you it was Sephiroth's fault!
That brings me to my next question of life. What do Red Dragons eat Franks babies?
Frank: Say what? Awwww wail wial waiilll!!!
Cloud: .
Sephiroth: Babies. taste good.
THE END
Why does the rain ALWAYS force you to replant your plapiti?!
Cloud: .
Barret: As long as Marlene is okay, does it matter?
Cid: $#@&%#^% get me some #$&@$& tea! Not plapiti! TEA!!! $#^@&@$%!!!!!!!!
Aeris: I love plapiti! I really just don't know. Aw, it's got me in a fluster.
Just then the chocobos began to move in the East. We all know what that means. We are gonna have to replant the plapiti again, and you know how soggy they get after it rains.
Cid: $%$*$^#%# about this plapiti! Get me some tea! Dammit!
There you have it. The answers of life.
Cid: $#@%&%^*$%^!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: .
I know it's gonna be hard to take, Frank, but the Red Dragons just ate our baby.
Frank: They did what?!
Cloud: .
Frank: My baby! It's all your fault, Sephiroth!
Otto: I TOLD you it was Sephiroth's fault!
That brings me to my next question of life. What do Red Dragons eat Franks babies?
Frank: Say what? Awwww wail wial waiilll!!!
Cloud: .
Sephiroth: Babies. taste good.
THE END