Sorry for taking so long on this very long chapter.

[TV News reporter] A few hours ago, these 2 bodies were found in an alley between Crazy Tacos & Dr. Im Plain Insane's Psychiatrist Office. ::GIR mindlessly walks up to Crazy Taco in the background:: And in other news, local large-headed paranormal enthusiast , Gib…

[Dib] It's Dib!!! ::He shouts from seemingly out of nowhere::

[TV News Guy] Whatever, claims Bigfoot lives in his garage…

[Zim] So that's what happened to my Bear experiment. ::He says while turning off his TV::

Gir comes running through the door with about 5 bags of tacos & burritos, forgetting to close the door.

[Zim] How many times have I told you. CLOSE THE DOOR!!! SOMEONE MIGHT SEE US!!!

[GIR] Okey Dokey! :: Makes sicky noises while eating::

Zim getting ready to puke, runs down to the lab to do some more research. The second he gets down there he receives a transmission.

[Miz] Hello Zim. Long time no see, huh?

[Zim] Miz? I thought you got killed during the humans' attack on The Planet of Broken Glass!

[Miz] You wish. Once The Tallest found out you were still alive, they hired me to kill you for 10,000 moneys.

[Zim] What do you mean, kill me?!?!

[Miz] Oh, you mean you still haven't figured it out! The Tallest never liked you, this is not an actual mission, it's banishment, & that, would you actually call that a SIR unit?!?! It's brain is made up of a ball, a rubber band, a penny, & a paper clip!!! Your so stupid little brother!!! I can't believe I'm even related to you! That is 1 of the 2 reasons I can't become a Tallest! The second reason is because I am an inch below required height, AN INCH!!!

[Zim] You mean… my entire mission was a fake. All those years of training, has been a complete waste. Wait a minute, why am I listening to you! You're famous for lying!

[Miz] Fine, whatever. But you better watch your back, ZIM!!!

[computer] Transmission Ended.

[Zim thinking] That stupid Miz! He can make up the most convincing stories.

Zim quietly laughs to himself, but the thought is stuck with him all day and it starts to get to him. He stays in the labratory all day, experimenting with the shards.

[GIR] I want more tacos.

[Zim]  Go away. I'm very busy.

[GIR] But I neeed my tacos! I need them or I'll explode. I do that sometimes.

Zim sits there for a second staring. Then gets up, puts on his disguise, goes out and buys tacos with counterfeit money he made.

A/N: Arrest Him!!!

At Crazy Taco the only person there, is Dib.

[Dib] What are you doing here? You can't eat human food!

[Zim] It's for my dog.

Gir, sitting outside, is waving like crazy!

[Dib] Oooooooook. Why would an alien have a dog?

[Zim] I'm not an alien, stinkbeast!!! I'm a normal human.

[Dib] Stop calling me a 'stinkbeast'!!! ::pokes Zim in eye with steaming hot pizza::

A/N: wait, isn't Crazy Taco a Mexican restraunt

[Zim] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::windows shatter::

[cashier] Hey, yur payin' for those!!!

[Gaz(who came from seemingly nowhere)] THAT IS MY PIZZA, DIB!!! FROM THIS DAY, TO THE END OF THE DAY, VENGENCE WILL BE MINE, FOR YOU WILL NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF PEACE, FOR I SHALL REIGN MISERY ON YOUR PIZZA STEALING HEAD!!!!!

Dib stares, then runs off screaming, closely followed by Gaz. Zim falls down laughing.

[GIR] Where are my tacos! I nee… ::GIR stiffens & goes to 'red' mode:: Self Destruct sequence activated.

[Zim] AHHHH!!! ::runs behind counter & hides::

GIR's head explodes.

A/N: Lousy way to end a chapter, huh.