Authors note: - What does Yojimbo do with the money he gets for his services? Here I explore a few ideas. BTW I've never played the game, unless you count pushing a button repeatedly while my friend left the room for a few minutes.
Sword for Hire
Scenario One: Pimp Daddy
"Thank you so much for your help Yojimbo!" Yuna said with a bow to the tall aeon.
"I don't know why we have to pay him, the other aeons don't ask for money." Wakka said aiming a frown at Yojimbo who simply ignored him.
Yojimbo tossed the bag of money into the air and caught it with a satisfied grunt. He turned from the group and began walking away, with his unusual looking dog on his heels.
"What does he spend the money on anyway?" Tidus asked puzzled. "Hey, where's he going!?"
Yuna watched in puzzlement. "I have no idea; I only hope he comes back if we need him."
Later that night...
Yojimbo sat in a chair far too small for his size, the owner of the club was watching him with a frustrated confused look. He'd tried to tell the aeon that animals weren't aloud in the club but Yojimbo had ignored him and all of the bouncers refused to even attempt to kick him out. Woman danced about on the stage in various phases of undress. None of them had yet attempted to approach the odd looking patron. That is until he held up a handful of bills.
Instantly a flock of dancers moved around him, he obliged their attention by slipping money into their g-strings and ordered a bottle of hot sake from one of the topless waitresses. Seeing this, the owner smiled and decided to overlook the presence of the ugly dog.
The next day...
"Is that lipstick on Yojimbo's mask?" Tidus whispered to Lulu.
She squinted at the approaching aeon and her eyes widened. "I think it is..."
"Ya, I think he's drunk too." Wakka interjected.
"You think? I can smell the sake on his breath from here." Lulu sneered in disgust waving her hand over her nose delicately.
"I guess that answers our question about aeons being able to get drunk." Wakka commented thoughtfully.
"I never really thought about it." Tidus said scratching his head. Lulu and Wakka ignored him.