A/N: Man, this chapter is just randomly stuck into here, but I heard this
song, Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim, and I'd heard it a long while ago
but heard it again recently and I was trying to find the better approach to
this chapter. My first idea had to do with dancing. my best friend
suggested Severus dancing down the halls of a deserted Hogwarts, cause in
the video this guy dressed up in a business suit dances through this whole
deserted building and it's just great, and I had this idea about Harry and
Sev in a muggle night club or something, but I weighed my options and
neither of those ideas would fit into the story so here's how it goes.
Randomness of the Moraco: Dance music is fun to listen to while in the car, just so you can sit there and bounce around, and make the people in the car next to you think you're crazy.
~ To Love a Master ~ Chapter 18 Weapon of Choice ~
Things continued on as normal as normal could be at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
In potions class today they were learning how to brew fertility and birth control potions. This was never one of Severus' favourite chapters to teach, but it was required seeing as Hogwarts had no sex education taught in any course, and seventh year students were all of legal age so these potions were supposed to be taught for they're future reference for after they left Hogwarts.
Everyone paired off and began working on the fertility potion. Earlier in the lecture Snape had mentioned that both potions could be consumed by both me and women and that because of their effects should only be consumed right before intercourse.
Harry teamed up with Ron and they began following the directions for brewing the potion. Harry was following the book a little closer than Ron seemed to be. Harry was slicing one of the ingredients when he noticed Ron throwing in a dash of another ingredient that there was only supposed to be a pinch of and that was not supposed to be added until after the one Harry was slicing. 'Ron what are you doing?'
'Putting the ingredients in,' Ron said not seeing the big deal.
'Ron, if you don't put them in, in the correct order, it's not going to turn out right.' Harry looked into the cauldron. Hopefully it's not ruined. He continued going by the book, making sure Ron didn't do anything else to screw the potion up.
In the end it turned out perfectly, or at least looked like it did, and surprisingly as did the rest of the class'. 'Very good,' Snape said. 'For once I'm proud that all of you did something successfully. Now drain your cauldrons into the empty one in the middle of the room.' Severus went back and sat down at his desk as the students cleaned up.
Harry carried his and Ron's potion to the larger cauldron to dispose of it. As Harry was pouring the potion into the larger cauldron some stupid Slytherin decided it would be funny to trip Seamus, sending him flying into Harry, dropping the potion and sending Harry's head into the mostly full cauldron. Harry couldn't help the fact that he'd swallowed some of the potion. It was quite tasty, but Harry really wished that Seams had not been tripped when he felt the heat between his legs and his now aching member was far to constricted in his school uniform trousers. Thank god for work robes Harry thought as he tried hard to keep his covering his obvious arousal as he stood.
'Five points from Slytherin thanks to Ms. Parkinson, for horseplay, and ten points Mr. Finnegan and Potter for making such a mess!' Snape roared. 'Now everyone out! Class dismissed! Except for you Mr. Potter.'
Everyone hurried out quickly and Severus locked the door quickly and placed a silencing charm over the room. He walked quickly over to Harry who was now standing beside Severus' desk with a distressed look. Is he about to cry?. 'Harry, what's wrong?' Severus asked.
Harry parted his work robe, looking down at his crotch. 'It hurts,' he whimpered, breathing heavily as though he were going to cry.
Severus' eyes widened at the enormous bulge in Harry's pants. 'Oh my,' he whispered. Severus quickly slid off Harry's robe and unfastened the constricting trousers dropping them, and the younger man's boxers to the ground. He then slightly lifted Harry to where he was sitting on the edge of the desk.
'That feels a little better,' Harry sighed.
Severus stared speechlessly at Harry's throbbing erection.
Harry looked down, regarding it. 'Is it me being delirious, or has it gotten longer?'
'An inch or two perhaps,' Severus admitted. 'Someone must have put too much of something in their potion. It can always be reversed, but I wouldn't complain if I were you,' Severus told him.
'Severus, do something,' Harry begged.
Harry didn't have to say another word. He threw his head back as he gasped and moaned about the things his lover's talented mouth was capable of. Harry ran his hands through silky black locks of hair. He must have washed his hair today. He's been doing that a lot more since we've been together.
Harry's thoughts were interrupted by his hips buckling. He moaned deeply as he released into his lover's mouth.
Severus removed his mouth from Harry. Harry lied back on the desk. 'Thank you,' Harry said.
'I love you too much to leave you like that,' Severus said. He leaned across Harry and kissed his lips. 'Now you need to go,' he told Harry.
'Why?'
'I've got to clean up this place for a class of third years who are supposed to arrive in about fifteen minutes,' he explained.
Harry got up from the desk and pulled his up his boxers and trousers and grabbed his things. 'I love you,' he told Severus.
Severus smiled and released the silencing and locking spells.
Harry made his way back to Gryffindor tower where he hoped nobody would say anything.
~
A/N: *falls over laughing at what I just wrote* That was rather humourous. But you see the song is very funny and sends funny ideas into my head. Of course if you're wondering what about it gave me such a dirty thought, if you haven't heard the song, there's a line that goes 'You can blow up this, or you can blow up that'.noticed the italicized words.*giggles*.hmmm.Severus sure does keep doing a lot of things quickly. For some reason no other word fit any of those spots better than quickly, so if it bothers you or something, sorry...sorry that it's a little short, but c'mon, I just gave ya a chapter yesterday too. Please drop some reviews oh great readers *bows down to you*.
Randomness of the Moraco: Dance music is fun to listen to while in the car, just so you can sit there and bounce around, and make the people in the car next to you think you're crazy.
~ To Love a Master ~ Chapter 18 Weapon of Choice ~
Things continued on as normal as normal could be at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
In potions class today they were learning how to brew fertility and birth control potions. This was never one of Severus' favourite chapters to teach, but it was required seeing as Hogwarts had no sex education taught in any course, and seventh year students were all of legal age so these potions were supposed to be taught for they're future reference for after they left Hogwarts.
Everyone paired off and began working on the fertility potion. Earlier in the lecture Snape had mentioned that both potions could be consumed by both me and women and that because of their effects should only be consumed right before intercourse.
Harry teamed up with Ron and they began following the directions for brewing the potion. Harry was following the book a little closer than Ron seemed to be. Harry was slicing one of the ingredients when he noticed Ron throwing in a dash of another ingredient that there was only supposed to be a pinch of and that was not supposed to be added until after the one Harry was slicing. 'Ron what are you doing?'
'Putting the ingredients in,' Ron said not seeing the big deal.
'Ron, if you don't put them in, in the correct order, it's not going to turn out right.' Harry looked into the cauldron. Hopefully it's not ruined. He continued going by the book, making sure Ron didn't do anything else to screw the potion up.
In the end it turned out perfectly, or at least looked like it did, and surprisingly as did the rest of the class'. 'Very good,' Snape said. 'For once I'm proud that all of you did something successfully. Now drain your cauldrons into the empty one in the middle of the room.' Severus went back and sat down at his desk as the students cleaned up.
Harry carried his and Ron's potion to the larger cauldron to dispose of it. As Harry was pouring the potion into the larger cauldron some stupid Slytherin decided it would be funny to trip Seamus, sending him flying into Harry, dropping the potion and sending Harry's head into the mostly full cauldron. Harry couldn't help the fact that he'd swallowed some of the potion. It was quite tasty, but Harry really wished that Seams had not been tripped when he felt the heat between his legs and his now aching member was far to constricted in his school uniform trousers. Thank god for work robes Harry thought as he tried hard to keep his covering his obvious arousal as he stood.
'Five points from Slytherin thanks to Ms. Parkinson, for horseplay, and ten points Mr. Finnegan and Potter for making such a mess!' Snape roared. 'Now everyone out! Class dismissed! Except for you Mr. Potter.'
Everyone hurried out quickly and Severus locked the door quickly and placed a silencing charm over the room. He walked quickly over to Harry who was now standing beside Severus' desk with a distressed look. Is he about to cry?. 'Harry, what's wrong?' Severus asked.
Harry parted his work robe, looking down at his crotch. 'It hurts,' he whimpered, breathing heavily as though he were going to cry.
Severus' eyes widened at the enormous bulge in Harry's pants. 'Oh my,' he whispered. Severus quickly slid off Harry's robe and unfastened the constricting trousers dropping them, and the younger man's boxers to the ground. He then slightly lifted Harry to where he was sitting on the edge of the desk.
'That feels a little better,' Harry sighed.
Severus stared speechlessly at Harry's throbbing erection.
Harry looked down, regarding it. 'Is it me being delirious, or has it gotten longer?'
'An inch or two perhaps,' Severus admitted. 'Someone must have put too much of something in their potion. It can always be reversed, but I wouldn't complain if I were you,' Severus told him.
'Severus, do something,' Harry begged.
Harry didn't have to say another word. He threw his head back as he gasped and moaned about the things his lover's talented mouth was capable of. Harry ran his hands through silky black locks of hair. He must have washed his hair today. He's been doing that a lot more since we've been together.
Harry's thoughts were interrupted by his hips buckling. He moaned deeply as he released into his lover's mouth.
Severus removed his mouth from Harry. Harry lied back on the desk. 'Thank you,' Harry said.
'I love you too much to leave you like that,' Severus said. He leaned across Harry and kissed his lips. 'Now you need to go,' he told Harry.
'Why?'
'I've got to clean up this place for a class of third years who are supposed to arrive in about fifteen minutes,' he explained.
Harry got up from the desk and pulled his up his boxers and trousers and grabbed his things. 'I love you,' he told Severus.
Severus smiled and released the silencing and locking spells.
Harry made his way back to Gryffindor tower where he hoped nobody would say anything.
~
A/N: *falls over laughing at what I just wrote* That was rather humourous. But you see the song is very funny and sends funny ideas into my head. Of course if you're wondering what about it gave me such a dirty thought, if you haven't heard the song, there's a line that goes 'You can blow up this, or you can blow up that'.noticed the italicized words.*giggles*.hmmm.Severus sure does keep doing a lot of things quickly. For some reason no other word fit any of those spots better than quickly, so if it bothers you or something, sorry...sorry that it's a little short, but c'mon, I just gave ya a chapter yesterday too. Please drop some reviews oh great readers *bows down to you*.