The Elders
Issue 7- Reunion
The car arrived back at the mansion. The four stepped out. Yin went up to King Kai. "I have some old friends of yours that you might want to see." He led him to a little dome house. "It's just like my old house!" The king stepped inside and was surprised to see whom he saw. "Bubbles! Gregory!" Bubbles jumped up and down and ran all over the place. "They were here the whole time, but there just wasn't time to tell you, what with having to save all existence and our own hides." Said Yin. The phone in Kai's house rang. "Yes? Who is it?" "It's me, Dende." Came the reply. "What's the matter?" asked the king. "Someone has torn a hole in the fabric of reality." "Where might we find this someone?" "At the villain retirement home. It's on another secluded island." "Thanks Dende. Bye." Said King Kai. "Bye." Replied Dende. The four old farts loaded into the car and drove over there.
When they entered, they could see Babidi, Garlic, Emperor Pilaf and Piccolo Daimio were playing poker. Garlic was being the same cheapskate weasel that he always is. "You're bluffing, you swine." Said Babidi. "So I'm not that good at cards. At least I unleashed a greater evil and not just some fatty who turns people into food." Babidi got angry. "Buu was not really fat! He was cursed by the Kaio-shins!" Garlic smirked. "Being old is a curse. Fat people are just big boned." "PAPARAPA!" chanted Babidi. Garlic was thrown into the dark zone again. An orderly came up to Pilaf. "Sir, you do know that you could have left anytime you wanted to, right?" Pilaf jumped up and down with joy but fell. "OH! My ankle! My back!" The orderly helped him up. "You're free to search for the dragonballs again." Pilaf nodded. Shao and Agent Mai came in and got him in a wheelchair and wheeled him out of the home. Roshi shook his head. "That weirdo has always had delusions of grandeur." They went to the front desk. The receptionist was busy typing away "Um, excuse me, but do you know where we can find someone who tries to destroy all reality?" "That couldn't be Annhilus, he's been gone for years. It has to be Dr. Demento." She said, not looking up from her work. "Ok, but where might this fellow be?" Roshi inquired. The receptionist scratched her head. "I believe that he is in room 218. If you see a light that changes color, you'll know it's his Ultimate Gargantuan Laser Cannon of Destruction(." Roshi nodded his head. "Uh, thank you so much, miss." Karin snickered. "Patented machines of mass destruction. Now that is funny."
The four got off the elevator and knocked on the door of room 218. There was no answer. They knocked again and the door suddenly vanished, as did most of the other things, including the cannon. They saw a man in medical scrubs. "You are now the witnesses to ultimate legacy! Behold, I have opened a portal to the negative zone!" Karin waddled into the room. "You nutball! You're gonna get sucked in as well, and the negative zone ain't no damn picnic!" Demento shot him a quizzical look. "And how would you know this?" Karin shrugged. "Used to smoke a lot of bad stuff and saw it in my hallucinations." Demento then walked, nonchalantly, into the portal, with Yin in pursuit. Roshi's jaw dropped. "They're both maniacs!" King Kai panicked. "DON'T JUST STAND THERE! LET'S GO IN AFTER HIM!" They didn't have to move at all, because they were abruptly whisked away into the zone.
THE NEGATIVE ZONE
A group of Ewoks went about their daily work of farming and building, when suddenly a fat doctor inadvertently crushed them. Then, a hulking white gorilla fell on some other poor saps. The warriors who trained vigorously, rushed selflessly, and mindlessly, into battle to attack the ones who accidentally killed their brethren. Suddenly, a huge fireball came from the sky and totally annihilated the settlement. The slaughter of the ewok race was quick, and unexpected. Yin went into a rage, caused by the needless death of an entire people, and recklessly charged at the deranged doctor. "You monster! You caused this to happen with your engine of chaos and destruction. I will see that you burn for this-this holocaust!" He pointed his spear at the sky and an enormous bolt of lightning struck the weapon, supercharging it. The furious ape then pulled his spear back and threw it at the mad scientist. It hit the doctor with penetrating force. The energy that was amassed fried Demento from the inside out. Yin then reverted to his original state and collapsed. The other three landed just as the clash had ended. They had stopped the villain, but now had to find out how to close the portal and get back home.
Issue 7- Reunion
The car arrived back at the mansion. The four stepped out. Yin went up to King Kai. "I have some old friends of yours that you might want to see." He led him to a little dome house. "It's just like my old house!" The king stepped inside and was surprised to see whom he saw. "Bubbles! Gregory!" Bubbles jumped up and down and ran all over the place. "They were here the whole time, but there just wasn't time to tell you, what with having to save all existence and our own hides." Said Yin. The phone in Kai's house rang. "Yes? Who is it?" "It's me, Dende." Came the reply. "What's the matter?" asked the king. "Someone has torn a hole in the fabric of reality." "Where might we find this someone?" "At the villain retirement home. It's on another secluded island." "Thanks Dende. Bye." Said King Kai. "Bye." Replied Dende. The four old farts loaded into the car and drove over there.
When they entered, they could see Babidi, Garlic, Emperor Pilaf and Piccolo Daimio were playing poker. Garlic was being the same cheapskate weasel that he always is. "You're bluffing, you swine." Said Babidi. "So I'm not that good at cards. At least I unleashed a greater evil and not just some fatty who turns people into food." Babidi got angry. "Buu was not really fat! He was cursed by the Kaio-shins!" Garlic smirked. "Being old is a curse. Fat people are just big boned." "PAPARAPA!" chanted Babidi. Garlic was thrown into the dark zone again. An orderly came up to Pilaf. "Sir, you do know that you could have left anytime you wanted to, right?" Pilaf jumped up and down with joy but fell. "OH! My ankle! My back!" The orderly helped him up. "You're free to search for the dragonballs again." Pilaf nodded. Shao and Agent Mai came in and got him in a wheelchair and wheeled him out of the home. Roshi shook his head. "That weirdo has always had delusions of grandeur." They went to the front desk. The receptionist was busy typing away "Um, excuse me, but do you know where we can find someone who tries to destroy all reality?" "That couldn't be Annhilus, he's been gone for years. It has to be Dr. Demento." She said, not looking up from her work. "Ok, but where might this fellow be?" Roshi inquired. The receptionist scratched her head. "I believe that he is in room 218. If you see a light that changes color, you'll know it's his Ultimate Gargantuan Laser Cannon of Destruction(." Roshi nodded his head. "Uh, thank you so much, miss." Karin snickered. "Patented machines of mass destruction. Now that is funny."
The four got off the elevator and knocked on the door of room 218. There was no answer. They knocked again and the door suddenly vanished, as did most of the other things, including the cannon. They saw a man in medical scrubs. "You are now the witnesses to ultimate legacy! Behold, I have opened a portal to the negative zone!" Karin waddled into the room. "You nutball! You're gonna get sucked in as well, and the negative zone ain't no damn picnic!" Demento shot him a quizzical look. "And how would you know this?" Karin shrugged. "Used to smoke a lot of bad stuff and saw it in my hallucinations." Demento then walked, nonchalantly, into the portal, with Yin in pursuit. Roshi's jaw dropped. "They're both maniacs!" King Kai panicked. "DON'T JUST STAND THERE! LET'S GO IN AFTER HIM!" They didn't have to move at all, because they were abruptly whisked away into the zone.
THE NEGATIVE ZONE
A group of Ewoks went about their daily work of farming and building, when suddenly a fat doctor inadvertently crushed them. Then, a hulking white gorilla fell on some other poor saps. The warriors who trained vigorously, rushed selflessly, and mindlessly, into battle to attack the ones who accidentally killed their brethren. Suddenly, a huge fireball came from the sky and totally annihilated the settlement. The slaughter of the ewok race was quick, and unexpected. Yin went into a rage, caused by the needless death of an entire people, and recklessly charged at the deranged doctor. "You monster! You caused this to happen with your engine of chaos and destruction. I will see that you burn for this-this holocaust!" He pointed his spear at the sky and an enormous bolt of lightning struck the weapon, supercharging it. The furious ape then pulled his spear back and threw it at the mad scientist. It hit the doctor with penetrating force. The energy that was amassed fried Demento from the inside out. Yin then reverted to his original state and collapsed. The other three landed just as the clash had ended. They had stopped the villain, but now had to find out how to close the portal and get back home.