Song is written to Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca" twisted with Lord of the Rings of course....

Froda Loca

Frodo's in the destruction

Of his hand and the ring...

I feel a premonition

That his finger's gonna fall...

Sam thinks about gay Hobbits

Bilbo B. is one of them...

Sam's got a new addiction

For Elrond Evenstar

Gollum bit Frodo's finger off

And now Sam is really mad

Sam is too slow to save you

So you better say your prayers

Gollum fell into the cracks!

Chorus:

Gayness, Uglyness

Sauron is livin' in Bara-durer

Gollum destroyed the ring

Sauron's no longer living

His eye was devil red

And fiery lidless also

He wanted the ring

So he's no longer living

Sauron once lived in Bara-durer

Woke up in a Mordor Alley

With stinky crap and doom

Sam just farted

No wonder why it smells

Why the heck did we eat beans last night?

This ring is getting heavy

Why do I have to carry it?

I could have gave it away

To Boromir, but now he's dead

Ya, why didn't I do that?

Gayness, Uglyness

Sauron is livin' in Bara-durer

Gollum destroyed the ring

Sauron's no longer living

His eye was devil red

And fiery lidless also

He wanted the ring

So he's no longer living

Sauron once lived in Bara-durer Sam would make you take your clothes off

And go dancin' with Haldir!

But now you destroyed the ring

You can kill Sam if you want!

But an arrow through his brain!

Gayness, Uglyness

Sauron is livin' in Bara-durer

Gollum destroyed the ring

Sauron's no longer living

His eye was devil red

And fiery lidless also

He wanted the ring

So he's no longer living

Gayness, Uglyness

Sauron is livin' in Bara-durer

Gollum destroyed the ring

Sauron's no longer living

His eye was devil red

And fiery lidless also

He wanted the ring

So he's no longer living

Sauron's no longer living!

If he ever was living! No he's no longer living!