Reviewers how I love thee so? WHHEEE!!!! Nine reviews and counting(
you love me.you really love me.sniff. Sorry I'm not able to update
often, wild ideas are kinda hard to catch so I'll only update every
other day or so.but please keep reading and reviewing!
~*Do we have any baby powder? *~
"Grunt!" a large grunt was heard and everyone was still blubbering like babies.
Jean and Scott were clinging to each other, Kitty was wrapped up in a little ball on the ground
sucking her thumb and rocking back and forth. Freddy and Toad both fainted. Wanda, Kurt,
Lance, and Pietro were all screaming, and the new recruits were all huddled together crying
for their mommies.
Another loud grunt, and........a will boar came into their clearing.
Everyone stopped and stared at it.
"Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.." started Kurt.
"You are a monkey's uncle!" snapped Pietro.
The boar started back.
It glared at them for about three seconds, then turned around and started heading back into the
forest as if nothing had happened.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" roared Wanda. She zapped the boar with hex bolts (and everyone
else in the area) until the boar keeled over, deader than a doornail.
"No one."she panted.
"No one scares me like that and gets away with it!" she yelled, then stomped over to the fire
and sat down on a log.
Everyone slowly backed away... except for Jean, who's hair got hit by a stray hex bolt and
was a black smoldering mess.
"My hair!" she cried, and ran into the forest.
"Well at least miss goody two shoes is gone." Grumbled Rouge.
"Jean! WAIT!"
"And our team leader." Sighed Kitty.
Then Sam wandered over." How did she (pointing at Wanda) do that?" he questioned.
"You mean you still don't remember anything?" Evan said with and edge in his voice.
"Nope, sorry!" said Sam happily.
"I'm going to go hit myself with a loge..." muttered Rahne.
"Me too" said Jubilee
"And me" said Ray.
"Me!" said Jamie.
All the new recruits hurriedly scurried off. (Including Sam, who still had amnesia)
"Try and find some toilet paper while you're at it!" Kurt yelled after them.
"Wait..a ton of people just left into a pitch black forest with out any gear or food right?"
asked Rouge.
"Right." Said Evan.
"Well let's go to sleep and hope they don't come back in the morning." Grumbled Lance.
"Good idea." Grinned Kitty.
"I gotta go to the bathroom!" whined Pietro.
"Then go find some bushes!" every one yelled at him.
"But there's no toilet paper!" "Well suck it up!"
"Fine." Pietro grumbled and ran off.
2 seconds later
"Okay I'm back!" he yelled.
"Darn" grumbled Wanda.
"I found these nice green and reddish leaves that made good toilet paper." He grinned holding
up and unused leaf.
"Wait a minute....that's poison oak!" declared Kitty.
Everyone cracked up laughing and didn't stop for a lonnng time.
"Some one's gonna get a rash.. Do we have any baby powder?" gasped Wanda . "Nope!" howled Evan.
Pietro stood there, fuming....the rash had already started and he couldn't sit down.
But he wasn't about to tell the rest of the group that.
Another chapter done. I still need idea's! I'll try and post another one in a day or so...but don't get your hopes up.
~*Do we have any baby powder? *~
"Grunt!" a large grunt was heard and everyone was still blubbering like babies.
Jean and Scott were clinging to each other, Kitty was wrapped up in a little ball on the ground
sucking her thumb and rocking back and forth. Freddy and Toad both fainted. Wanda, Kurt,
Lance, and Pietro were all screaming, and the new recruits were all huddled together crying
for their mommies.
Another loud grunt, and........a will boar came into their clearing.
Everyone stopped and stared at it.
"Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.." started Kurt.
"You are a monkey's uncle!" snapped Pietro.
The boar started back.
It glared at them for about three seconds, then turned around and started heading back into the
forest as if nothing had happened.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" roared Wanda. She zapped the boar with hex bolts (and everyone
else in the area) until the boar keeled over, deader than a doornail.
"No one."she panted.
"No one scares me like that and gets away with it!" she yelled, then stomped over to the fire
and sat down on a log.
Everyone slowly backed away... except for Jean, who's hair got hit by a stray hex bolt and
was a black smoldering mess.
"My hair!" she cried, and ran into the forest.
"Well at least miss goody two shoes is gone." Grumbled Rouge.
"Jean! WAIT!"
"And our team leader." Sighed Kitty.
Then Sam wandered over." How did she (pointing at Wanda) do that?" he questioned.
"You mean you still don't remember anything?" Evan said with and edge in his voice.
"Nope, sorry!" said Sam happily.
"I'm going to go hit myself with a loge..." muttered Rahne.
"Me too" said Jubilee
"And me" said Ray.
"Me!" said Jamie.
All the new recruits hurriedly scurried off. (Including Sam, who still had amnesia)
"Try and find some toilet paper while you're at it!" Kurt yelled after them.
"Wait..a ton of people just left into a pitch black forest with out any gear or food right?"
asked Rouge.
"Right." Said Evan.
"Well let's go to sleep and hope they don't come back in the morning." Grumbled Lance.
"Good idea." Grinned Kitty.
"I gotta go to the bathroom!" whined Pietro.
"Then go find some bushes!" every one yelled at him.
"But there's no toilet paper!" "Well suck it up!"
"Fine." Pietro grumbled and ran off.
2 seconds later
"Okay I'm back!" he yelled.
"Darn" grumbled Wanda.
"I found these nice green and reddish leaves that made good toilet paper." He grinned holding
up and unused leaf.
"Wait a minute....that's poison oak!" declared Kitty.
Everyone cracked up laughing and didn't stop for a lonnng time.
"Some one's gonna get a rash.. Do we have any baby powder?" gasped Wanda . "Nope!" howled Evan.
Pietro stood there, fuming....the rash had already started and he couldn't sit down.
But he wasn't about to tell the rest of the group that.
Another chapter done. I still need idea's! I'll try and post another one in a day or so...but don't get your hopes up.