Umm. HI! Remember me? I was writing this story that you might have
read....but I haven't updated for a while due to recent events in my sorry
existence until today. Thanks to all my reviewers! You kept this story
going. Well lets see....the acolytes had just arrived...hmm...this is going
to be interesting MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! }: )
Disclaimer: You know the drill...or you should...if you are gifted with a bad memory you may go to my past chapters and stare at it for as long as you like.
~* A magnetic freak, a professor, a storm witch, and a wolverine walk into a bar and.*~
"Pick a tree.and tree." Growled a voice behind them.
The acolytes slowly turned around...and screamed louder than girls at a boy band concert.
There stood Jean, a nearly bald with a few wisps of black hair jean, growling at them and holding Scott by the ear.
"My god! Satan has returned from hell! Run for your lives!" John shrieked, then started dashing off into the woods.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" screamed Jean, and used her TK to stop him, pick him up, and hang him by his shirt in the nearest tree.
"Whaaaaaaa! I want my mommy!" howled John.
"Maybe if we stay really still and quiet, she won't notice us," whispered Piotr.
"Right." Remy whispered back.
They stood stiller than statues for about 3 seconds before Remy sneezed, and Jean finally stopped torturing John enough to look at them.
"More people to play with!" she cackles evilly, then whips Scott in front of her and starts to take off his shades.
"Tell Magneto he could have my stereo." Whispered Remy to Piotr.
"Who said I'm going to be around to help?" he whispered back.
"Right, hm..on the count of three, run to the right and into the woods ok?"
"Ok."
"One."
"Two.
Jean took aim and..
"THREE! RUN FOR IT!"
TSWEEEE!
"Good lord, he missed me by and inch!" screamed Piotr.
"Forget that! Keep on running!" Remy screamed back.
After a few minutes they both stopped to catch their breath, when the heard a far cry
"HELP ME!"
"We forgot John!" they groaned, and collapsed on the forest floor.
Florida
It was about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and Magneto, being the manic he suddenly became walked into a bar.
And saw a certain bald dude in a wheel chair.
"Hey Chuck! How you doin''?" asked Magneto
"Not bad, with all those idiots gone from my mansion, life's been good." He grinned.
"Mind if I join ya? I just dropped off my suckers off and I'm kinda thirsty."
"Sure, have a beer! Logan darling can you get ol' Mags here a Beer?"
"Sure *hick * Chuck, here *hick* Eric." Hiccupped Logan.
"How long have you been here?" asked Magneto.
"About three days, give or take a few." Giggled Ororo.
"We should do this more often..." grinned Charles.
"Yea, I bet we fought more than drank beer. Why do we fight anyway?" Asked Magneto.
"Well the kids *hick* are bored *hick* and there's nothing *hick* else to *hick* do." Hiccupped Logan.
"We should dump them into the woods more often!"
"More often!" giggled Ororo.
"So we could guzzle down more beer with out shame!"
"Shame!"
"And, *hick* do wheelies *hick* in Chucks wheelchair down the *hick* halls!"
"Halls!" " To future wheelchair wheelies!"
"CHEERS!" *clinked glasses*
All four of them finished their beer, and passed out.
"I can't believe it!" raged Wanda. "I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no food or water, and TOAD!
"I'll take care of you sweetdums!" Toad said, sideling up to her.
"OH NO YOU DON'T! " she screamed, and used her powers to stick him to the nearest tree with sharp little sticks.
"That should hold you for a while," she said. Satisfied, she continued walking through the woods.
"Mmmm...berries." Mumbled Fred, stuffing as many berries as he could into his mouth. In two minutes flat,
all the berries where gone, and Fred was still hungry. "I will find more berries!" he cried, and trundled off
deeper into the forest.
* Sorry this is so late, I didn't want it to be late, but noooooo my stupid teachers decided to give twice as much homework, the coach twice as much practice, and my stupid computer breaks down! So now you know all my troubles, and you could hopefully find it deep within your kind hearts to forgive me (and review) so I could put up another chapter and make everyone happy(
Disclaimer: You know the drill...or you should...if you are gifted with a bad memory you may go to my past chapters and stare at it for as long as you like.
~* A magnetic freak, a professor, a storm witch, and a wolverine walk into a bar and.*~
"Pick a tree.and tree." Growled a voice behind them.
The acolytes slowly turned around...and screamed louder than girls at a boy band concert.
There stood Jean, a nearly bald with a few wisps of black hair jean, growling at them and holding Scott by the ear.
"My god! Satan has returned from hell! Run for your lives!" John shrieked, then started dashing off into the woods.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" screamed Jean, and used her TK to stop him, pick him up, and hang him by his shirt in the nearest tree.
"Whaaaaaaa! I want my mommy!" howled John.
"Maybe if we stay really still and quiet, she won't notice us," whispered Piotr.
"Right." Remy whispered back.
They stood stiller than statues for about 3 seconds before Remy sneezed, and Jean finally stopped torturing John enough to look at them.
"More people to play with!" she cackles evilly, then whips Scott in front of her and starts to take off his shades.
"Tell Magneto he could have my stereo." Whispered Remy to Piotr.
"Who said I'm going to be around to help?" he whispered back.
"Right, hm..on the count of three, run to the right and into the woods ok?"
"Ok."
"One."
"Two.
Jean took aim and..
"THREE! RUN FOR IT!"
TSWEEEE!
"Good lord, he missed me by and inch!" screamed Piotr.
"Forget that! Keep on running!" Remy screamed back.
After a few minutes they both stopped to catch their breath, when the heard a far cry
"HELP ME!"
"We forgot John!" they groaned, and collapsed on the forest floor.
Florida
It was about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, and Magneto, being the manic he suddenly became walked into a bar.
And saw a certain bald dude in a wheel chair.
"Hey Chuck! How you doin''?" asked Magneto
"Not bad, with all those idiots gone from my mansion, life's been good." He grinned.
"Mind if I join ya? I just dropped off my suckers off and I'm kinda thirsty."
"Sure, have a beer! Logan darling can you get ol' Mags here a Beer?"
"Sure *hick * Chuck, here *hick* Eric." Hiccupped Logan.
"How long have you been here?" asked Magneto.
"About three days, give or take a few." Giggled Ororo.
"We should do this more often..." grinned Charles.
"Yea, I bet we fought more than drank beer. Why do we fight anyway?" Asked Magneto.
"Well the kids *hick* are bored *hick* and there's nothing *hick* else to *hick* do." Hiccupped Logan.
"We should dump them into the woods more often!"
"More often!" giggled Ororo.
"So we could guzzle down more beer with out shame!"
"Shame!"
"And, *hick* do wheelies *hick* in Chucks wheelchair down the *hick* halls!"
"Halls!" " To future wheelchair wheelies!"
"CHEERS!" *clinked glasses*
All four of them finished their beer, and passed out.
"I can't believe it!" raged Wanda. "I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, with no food or water, and TOAD!
"I'll take care of you sweetdums!" Toad said, sideling up to her.
"OH NO YOU DON'T! " she screamed, and used her powers to stick him to the nearest tree with sharp little sticks.
"That should hold you for a while," she said. Satisfied, she continued walking through the woods.
"Mmmm...berries." Mumbled Fred, stuffing as many berries as he could into his mouth. In two minutes flat,
all the berries where gone, and Fred was still hungry. "I will find more berries!" he cried, and trundled off
deeper into the forest.
* Sorry this is so late, I didn't want it to be late, but noooooo my stupid teachers decided to give twice as much homework, the coach twice as much practice, and my stupid computer breaks down! So now you know all my troubles, and you could hopefully find it deep within your kind hearts to forgive me (and review) so I could put up another chapter and make everyone happy(