The Shock
A/N: One shot gag
A/N/N: I was bloody bored, so I wrote this.
A/N/N/N: – I would not be responsible for whatever mishaps that occurred both in and out of the fic, be it mental or physical.
A/N/N/N/N: If you felt like killing me, tell my insurance agent that
A/N/N/N/N/N: Please read
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A loud scream issued from a certain bathroom in a certain house upon a certain street in a certain region of a certain county called Kanagawa in a certain country…(Japan)…early in the morning.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! NO~~~~~~~!"
The ground shook vehemently, sending a single leaf falling to the ground.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? STAND THERE! DON'T RUN AWAY! SENDOH ISHII~!!!!"
The ground shook again, this time, a dandelion flower upon the pavement shriveled up and died.
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Everyone stopped at whatever they were doing.
They stared.
He walked into the school, eyes darting everywhere nervously. He could feel everyone's shocked gaze upon him.
/God, just let me die on spot. /
He stepped into class, left his bag on the chair and walked out, taking a trail of surprised (shocked) looks with him.
It was the most shocking thing that ever happened in Ryonan High School ever since it was established.
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The members of the basketball club could not believe their eyes. Fukuda rubbed his eyes very hard. But his vision did not waver.
"Sen…Sendoh…what happened to you?"
He could not take it anymore, and tears rushed out in torrents.
"MY BLOODY KID BROTHER SHAVED MY HAIR!"
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