The earth gets destroyed but that's just the start, The guide to the galaxy is very smart.

It was made for a hitchhiker and by one too, And Arthur Dent goes on a new

Adventure that is, or so they say, But Arthur's just had a very bad day.

His home was demolished along with his world, Except for one human, who is a lovely girl.

They go on an adventure with a guy named Ford, And throughout the whole trip they are never bored.

Because every minute is filled with fun, But Arthur and Ford have nowhere to run.

They meet up with someone; Zaphod's his name, Stealing ships and ruling are the names of his game.

When they end up on a planet, Magrathea it's called, That's where their little group ends up being stalled.

They meet the inhabitants, who aren't full of mirth, It turns out it was really mice ruling Earth!

And I am sad to say that's where the book ends, And I hope that for Christmas somebody sends

Me the next book in the series, It looks like a good book, reallies!