Casey, Kurt, and Mr. Teddy are all driving in the car. Kurt smells like a public bathroom. Even Mr. Teddy almost threw up from the smell.
Casey: God damn it, Kurt! You smell like piss! I'm killing T!
Kurt: I changed my clothes and bathed twice!
Mr. Teddy: …
Casey: That's right! You do still stink!
Kurt: Cries
Casey: Shut up, Kurt and tell me where I am going.
Kurt: Just to that tree over there.
Casey: Your secret hiding place is a tree? I should have known better.
Kurt: Just pull over. Come on Mr. Teddy
Mr. Teddy: …
Casey: Ha! Ha! He said you smelled like pee!
Kurt takes off crying towards the tree. Casey grabs Mr. Teddy and follows them. Kurt pulls a limb on the tree and a door open and there are stairs seen leading down into the tree.
Casey: …
Mr. Teddy: …
Kurt: Don't just stand there. Come on in. Eric and Chubby are here!
Kurt took off running down the stairs. He started yelling for his older brother. Casey and Teddy follow them down the stairs into a little house that looked like a cave. It reminded Casey of the Hobbits' house on Lord of The Rings. You had to duck and everything, which was really strange being that Kurt was 6'2.
Kurt: Eric, This is Casey. Casey this is my older brother, Eric.
Cubby: …
Kurt: Oh sorry, Cubby. Casey, This is Teddy's older brother Cubby.
Casey: Aw that's sweet! Kurt and Teddy are the youngest. Please to meet the both of you.
Kurt: Is everything OK, Eric?
Eric: Yeah, Bubba. Everything is great I just wanted to see you again.
Casey: Kurt, how about you go play tea party with Mr. Teddy and Chubby. I want to talk to your brother for a minute.
Kurt: OK!
Kurt grabs the bears and runs over to a corner of the room. He hit his head on a ceiling beam on his way over.
Casey: I have heard a lot about you Eric.
Eric: He talks too much.
Casey: I won't argue with you there.
Eric: Kurt says you kind of take care of him. That you make sure he is safe and stuff. I appreciate that a lot. I really worry about him.
Casey: (blushing) Awe, it's nothing. Kurt is my favourite!
The Rock: I thought I was!
Casey: Where did you come from?
Eric: His parents live next door.
Casey: OH!
The Rock: Anyway, Eric you're out of pie. I'm going home.
Rock leaves.
Casey: You know, Rocky?
Eric: yeah and he's a pain in the ass.
Casey: Awe! Rocky isn't that bad.
Eric: but, I don't like rubbing his butt!
Casey: Oh, well then you have a problem.
Eric: Kurt, make sure Chubby doesn't spill tea of his self. He is so messy!
Casey: Eric, you seem a little more grown up than Kurt.
Eric: I guess but I live in a tree trunk and a Teddy Bear is my son.
Casey: Good point. Well I still think you are cute as hell. (Bats eyelashes)
Eric: Smiles and starts to kiss Casey
Kurt: CASEY! I thought you loved me! Eric! She is mine!
Kurt grabs Mr. Teddy and runs out the door crying. Casey and Eric tried to run out and catch him but he was already gone. They couldn't see him anywhere. Poor Kurt. He was lost in the neighbourhood with a broken heart.
Casey: Come on, Eric. We will take my car and look for him.
Eric: Nice car!
Casey: It's Test's. I like his Caddy better than my Beetle. Let's go.
Casey and Eric jump in the car and drive off. They are driving around real slow hollering Kurt. By the time the sun began to rise then next day, they were both worried that they had lost their Kurt and Teddy forever, or they just went back home. Right before they turned around to head home, they swore that they had just caught sight of him, so they pulled the car over. They ran down a hill into an open pasture where the whole group of Evolution was standing.
Hunter: Oh look if it isn't MS. I loved you Kurt but I want your brother to the rescue!
Casey: That's not fair.
Hunter: You can't have him back! I am taking him away to live a life of Evolution.
Eric: Not if we can help it!
Chubby: …
Hunter: Ha! You think you 3 losers are going to get through all of us?
The Rock: Add me to this story too!
Hunter: Oh great now The People's Chump is joining us.
Flair: WOOOOO
Randy: Smiles and shakes his had
Batista: Stares at Randy hungrily
Rock grabs flair and puts him in The Sharpshooter. Ric is so old that his hip breaks at impact and his back cracks loudly. He lies on the ground twitching. Rock looks at him satisfied.
The Rock: You're next Hunt!
Hunter: Throws Batista and Randy Orton on them and runs off with Kurt.
The Rock takes Randy Orton turns him sideways and shoves him directly up Batiste's candyass. Everyone takes off running in the direction Hunter went. We found him down near a river with a fort and an army made up of Kane, Rob Van Damn, Undertaker, and Hulk Hogan.
Casey: You sure are an odd bunch.
Rob: Casey, everybody wants to help you but Hogan.
Hogan: Whatcha gonna do brother. (Starts twitching like he does during his promos)
Taker: I told him this was my yard but he wouldn't listen!
Casey: Take him out Taker. We don't call you that for nothing!
Undertaker grabs Hogan and sets him up for The Tombstone. As soon as his head hits the ground he falls over dead. Vince McMahon shows up with signs reading, "Hulkamania is Dead".
Vince: (in his screeching voice) I killed Hulkamania!
Undertaker: No you didn't, boy. I killed him.
Undertaker then Chock Slams Vince and spits in his face.
Casey: Eric, Rocky, and Rob come with me. The rest of you stay here. Mr. Teddy is in charge until we get back.
Eric and Casey walk into the fort. The inside is very dark and cold. The hallways seem to wind forever. You could hear a faint whisper down the hallway. It sent chills straight to Casey's head because it sounded like there were other people in the hallway with them.
Rob pulled a lighter out and lit a joint so we could see in front of us.
Rob: Instant Nightlight, dude!
Eric: Listen I hear Kurt.
~*Please don't hurt me Mr. Hunter~*
We run into a room where Hunter had Kurt tied to a chair. He was almost completely naked when we walked in. He jumped a little bit.
Hunter: Well, you were actually brave enough to follow me! Rob! What are you doing with them?
Rob: Getting stoned, man. Casey is a total pothead!
The Rock: Hunter, get your hands off Kurt. I have something I want to give you!
Hunter: (blushes) You do?
The Rock: Yeah! Come on over and see what The Rock has for you, baby.
Hunter walks over to Rocky drooling on him self.
Hunter: What is it sexy?
The Rock: This! (He Rock Bottoms him and then proceeds to do The People's Elbow. Luke in the audience caught his elbow pads)
Casey: That was easy! Nice job Rocky. Now can you help me with Kurt?
The Rock: Kurt, get your milk drinking, ass kissing, tit sucking, candyass over here.
Casey: He's tied up, Rocky.
The Rock: Oh yeah! I forgot.
Rock unties Kurt and carries him over to me.
Casey: Kurt, I love you more than anyone in the world. You are my man!
Kurt: You mean it!
Casey: yes!
The Rock: I thought I was! I'm leaving!
Casey: OK! Thanks for the help!
Kurt: I love you, Casey! I love you, Eric!
Casey: Come on guys let's go back to the Play House for some fun in the ball pits!