After diving for a bit The Dudleys reach the small two store shacked house. They all get out and took in a deep breath. They grab their bags and walk to the door, Bubba unlocked it and the were greeted with a cloud of dust.
Bubba: Danm it's been a long time since we've been HOME.
T-Boy: I still can't believe this is where you grew up.
D-Von: Yeah, but I was barely home anyway, so it really wasn't a big thing for me.
Spike: Your lucky you got the go to the church boarding school, in Central, Dudleyville. It was a mess here.
Bubba: Yah, but I wouldn't give up a minute of our childhood. It's what made us who were are today. Plus Spike you would be just as bad as us, if we didn't beat you most of the time.
Spike:…So how are you three setting up sleeping?
D-Von: I'll just stay in Sign Guy's room. T-Boy can have my bed.
T-Boy: Thanks.
Bubba: Come on I'll take, get you settled and give you a tour of the house. We'll start up stairs.
After a few minutes of showing T-Boy the Upstairs, Outside, Outhouse, Tub, and Downstairs they came back to the staircase.
T-Boy: Wow, so let me see if I remember this. Upstairs, all the way down the hall is Big Daddy's room. Lady's is across from him. Room up and across the hall is, Dudley, Dick, D.W, and Sam's. Next room is Sign Guy Chubby and Snot, and Snerd's. Finally, right as you get up the stairs, the room is Yours' and D-Von's. Downstairs, Kitchen, and Living. Outside has the Outhouse to the right, and Tub to the left. One question, where's Spike?
Bubba smiles and points to the closet under the stairs. He then knocks on the door and opens it. The on the floor laying down is Spike. All this stuff is hanging to the walls.
Spike: What's up finished with the tour and had to show my sad room.
T-Boy: I think it's cute. It fits you.
Bubba: Anyway, I'm gonna show T-Boy around town. It's Wednesday.
Spike: You suck, but we are home, so ok. I'll see what I can find. Oh D-Von, is out at Mrs. Klime's house.
Bubba: Suck up. Ok, come on T-Boy.
Bubba showed T-Boy all the sights of the town, and she even got to meet some people; some family and some not. Bubba even took her to his old High school, and showed her the awards he one for he school. By the time they got back, Spike was putting food on his plate and D-Von was stuffing himself.
T-Boy: Smells good. What's the soup?
Spike: You don't want to know.
D-Von: I found it though and since a lazy boy didn't want to go to the store, I just cleaned it up a bit.
Bubba gives them bad looks.
T-Boy: What type of road kill is it? I'm hungry, but don't want to die because you feed me something I can't eat.
Spike: It's Possum soup.
T-Boy: Oh boy! That's great. I ain't had that in a long time. It was when me and some friends went deer hunting. It didn't work out.
Bubba: You never told me you knew how to hunt. Tomorrow, we'll go hunting for deer, before going back to the Play House.
So everyone got ready for bed early. Bubba set the alarm for 3:30am. They would be out there by 4:00am.
The next day after a cold as fuck shower, the four dressed in really Hunting Camo set of for the Outervilly hunting wood. They got there and slowly walked around. Bubba and T-Boy set up in a tree by the water, while D-Von and Spike, took some bushes over on the other side of the lake.
Bubba: Ok, here's a pad, so we can talk. Got anything to say before we go quite?
T-Boy: Are there squirell in the tree?
Bubba: This ain't gonna be like that Cledus T Judd, song.
T-Boy: Ok.
Hours went by and Bubba and T-Boy were pissed. Spike and D-Von had already got their limit and were off to trade their kills for money.
~T-Boy: This sucks!~
~Bubba: I know….Did you here that?~
~T-Boy: Yeah. Let's get ready to shot it.~
~Bubba: Sounds like two, might be four though.~
The two hunters readied themselves to fire and then like a flash the bodies jumped out. The to shot and the "Deer" let out some screams.
Bubba: Shit! Shot someone again.
T-Boy: Yeah, I've got that luck to.
Bubba; Thank God I my got NRA-HCC. (National Redneck Association-Hunting Club Cards)
T-Boy: Me too. Let's see who we shot.
They climb to ground and looked at the bodies that were slowly moving.
T-Boy: What the hell? Hunter, what are you and Evolution doing here?
Hunter: We were gonna kidnap you, but you shot us.
Bubba: Right…well we got to get going.
Bubba and T-Boy walk over to were the truck is suppose to be. There is only a note under The Rock.
T-Boy: Um can I have that note?
Rock: Touch the great one's ass first. Rub the Great One's Butt.
T-Boy: Um…I've done too much of that. Bubba.
Bubba walks over and gives the Great One and good rub.
Rock: You've got skill Dudley, but not good enough.
The Rock hands them the note and leaves. Bubba and T-Boy read the note.
B&T,
When home took the car. Walk home. Sorry, D-Von's fault.
Spike
Bubba: Those asses. Oh well, we don't have to go home right away do we. I need to make two stops.
T-Boy: That's fine with me.
They walked to the Dudleyville Mini-Mart, and Bubba, got A playboy, a Rose, and a new pear of Dudley Glasses. T-Boy got lunch. After that they walked to the Dudleyville Grave Yard.
T-Boy: Great, a grave yard.
Bubba: Scared?
T-Boy: No, I've seen some odd thing in grave yards though.
Bubba: Ha.
They walk up to a tombstone, that's a naked chick holding a tablet. The tablet reads: A monster of a men. Never spent less then 10 minutes in bed. Men or Women you fell to his might. We'll all have enjoyed those night. You loved when he made you scream and beg. He was king of the beds, and a danm good man. Father of 21 great looking sons and one sweet dove that we all love. This man will be missed. --Big Dick Dudley 1968-2002.
Bubba had dug a hole and put the playboy in the ground. The rose in the dirt standing up and the glasses on the chick. T-Boy smiled as he looked at her. After a quick moment of silence the two grabbed hands and started to walk off.
T-Boy: Sweet.
Bubba: Quite!
Suddenly from behind them they heard striper music and turn to see a bunch of sluts dancing around grinding on Bid Dicks grave.
T-Boy: If you die before me, are you gonna want me to pay for stripers like that?
Bubba: Sure, but those are just Dick's ex-girlfriends who want to pay respect to him.
T-Boy: He's one lucky son of a bitch.
When Bubba and T-Boy got HOME. D-Von was chasing Spike around.
Bubba: What's going on?!
Spike runs past Bubba with his bags in one hand and throwing picture at Bubba with the other. Bubba grabbed the picture and started laughing letting T-Boy. It was the family picture, with all the kid in it. Bubba was only 8 and D-Von 7 ½. Spike only had to be 2 and 10 mounths.
T-Boy: Oh, look how cute you guys look. Um…Sign Guy sure dose look like a chick though.
Bubba: Yeah.
D-Von: I hate that picture.
Bubba; You hate all of our pictures.
T-Boy: Shouldn't this be turned around. I mean, Bubba is the fatter of you to.
Bubba: Nah, Cubby makes me look thin.
T-Boy: That's for sure. Well it's later and we need to get back to the club house.
The Family gets into the car. Bubba drives and T-Boy keeps Spike and D-von from fighting. As they come up the road they see the mess at the house.
T-Boy: Holly Shit!
T-Boy jumps out of the car and runs to Casey, who has Kurt, Teddy and Jeff standing by her. The Dudleys come up behind her.
T-Boy: What's going on?
Casey: Don't know, we all just got here.
Bubba: Great. Look at this mess.
T-Boy: Someone is SO going through a table.