T-Boy: Ok I need to know what's going on.

T-Boy stomps over the Police Chief Morley.

Police Chief Morley: I'm sorry, but you have to leave.

T-Boy: This is my house and I'm not leaving. I want to know what's going on in my house? Why are there cops all over it?

Police Chief Morley: Oh, well in that case is Guy Stole the most Deadliest Bomb.

T-Boy: Are you sure?

Police Chief Morley: Yes we are.

T-Boy looks at the chief and then whips out her cells she calls the house.

*RVD-Hello?*

*T-Boy: Rob you stole the most Deadliest bomb?*

*RVD-No! That's what I'm tried to tell them. They can't have my Bong! It's the most Deadliest Bong. I bought it.*

*T-Boy: Right. *

*RVD: Dude help me. Oh and Kane says he wants some food, so dose Taker.*

T-Boy hangs up the phone and looks at the Police Chief.

T-Boy: You dumb ass! He wasn't saying Bomb, he said Bong!

Police Chief Morley: Ok, then our bad. But now we have to take the Bong from him.

T-Boy: Why?

Police Chief Morley: Cause we can.

T-Boy: Can we go in there?

Police Chief Morley: Nope. We're gonna brake in.

T-Boy: If I saw no, what will you do?

Police Chief Morley: Put you in jail.

T-Boy: Ass.

T-Boy walks back over to the group.

T-Boy: They thought he had the Deadliest Bomb. It ended up being the Deadliest Bong, but they want it too.

Casey: God…so will we get to go in?

T-Boy: Nope, he says, he'll put us in jail.

Bubba: So?

T-Boy: There is no so. We're going in. Come on.

Jeff: Can I fight with the pigs?

Kurt: Yeah, they might true to take my milk.

Bubba: Later.

The group walks over to the mailbox and T-Boy pushes it back. A staircase underground appears. They walk down and it closes behind them. They walk right through a hall and climb in a tub. The tub leading right up into the main room. They all land in the balls and make it to the island, were the stoners are.

T-Boy: That's the Deadliest Bong? It's a coke bottle.

Kane: It kicks ass.

Taker: Did you get my food?

Bubba: Fuck you! You ain't getting our food!

Taker: Boy you better respect me.

Bubba: And why don't you suck me!

Taker goes to hit Bubba, but is nailed from the back in the nuts. If you look hard you saw T-Boy's foot kick back and nail him. She's talking on the phone with someone then get's off.

Sandman: Guys guess what? We're on the news!

Casey: This is just great.

Sandman: they got the army out there now.

D-Von: Oh for the love of God! Is a coke bottle that important?

Spike: Who knows?

Kurt: How are we gonna get them to leave?

Teddy:…

Kurt: Yeah, they wont. Your right.

T-Boy: that's why we fight.

Sabu: I like that idea, but when?

T-Boy: Everyone go get ready.

Jeff turns into Skittle Man. Kurt, Teddy, and Casey transformer. Sandman, and Sabu get drunk. The Family changes Camo to Red, Taker cracks his neck to the side. Kane Stand there. And RVD Smokes and Dose to splits.

T-Boy: Ok everyone run out there and attack. Back up is on there way.

From every crake over the house the group runs out. The cops start to shot, but can't hit them. Skittle Man is the first to return fire, by shooting skittles. Bubba goes and power bombs a cop. Then her sits down and eat the cream donut the cop was eating.

T-Boy: BROTHER RAYMOND DUDLEY! YOU PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW!

Bubba: Brother Raymond Dudley? You aren't gonna start calling me by old history English carp name are you?

T-Boy: Nope, just this once, but I think I'll call you this too: Eldest Right Hand Son, Wise Protection, From the Meadow.

Bubba:….Please never say that again.

Anyway the fight is going and the group is outnumbered. All of a sudden a UFO shows up and lands in the woods. Out of the Woods Comes Raven, Matt, Shawn, Hurricane, Eric, Cubby, Austin and they are lead by Tommy Dreamer and his Cane. Less then an hour later, the Cops, and Army are running away. The Group with a lot of blood on them group together.

Bubba: That was great.

Bubba whips the blood of his face, on to his hand. He then licks his hand. T-Boy then licks some blood of him. He licks blood off her. They lick blood of each other. They stop and a table appears. Bubba picks T-Boy up and to everyone's surprise lays he on it. Sad to say the started going at right then and there.

Casey: Oh GOD!

Casey Cover's Kurt's and Jeff's eyes.

Tommy is stroking his cane. RVD walks out with the Deadliest Bong.

RVD: This thing sucks.

Throws it done and stomps on it. Everyone, but T-Boy and Bubba look at him.

RVD: Dudes, what the looks for?

Everyone picks up closes objects and chase RVD down the Street. T-Boy and Bubba still are going at it.