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Chapter Two- The Most Boring Chapter Ever
*BEEP*BEEP* went Trunks' alarm clock. Trunks groaned and smashed the alarm clock to smithereens. He lazily opened one eye and groaned again when he saw what he had done to his alarm clock.
**Shit! That's the third one this week! Mom's gonna kill me!**
Groggily, Trunks lifted himself up and sulked to the shower. It was just another Thursday in the life of Trunks Briefs, President of CC, on of the richest companies in the world. Everyday he woke up early, showered, got dressed in nice clothing, and ate a sad breakfast of a glass of orange juice. But this morning, as Trunks was heading downstairs for his measly orange juice, he was stopped by his mother.
"Where are you going so early, Trunks?" she asked.
Trunks was confused. Usually, his mother was saying, "Where are you going so LATE, Trunks." She was the one that sometimes had to drag him out of bed in the morning.
"Umm... Mom... I'm going to work. You know, like I always do?" he said.
"But Trunks dear, didn't she tell you? You don't have work today!" Bulma stated, but it didn't seem that she was overly happy that Trunks had to get even more behind in his work than he already was.
"But... why?" asked Trunks.
"Because I'm back, stupid," said a voice from down the stairs.
Trunks jumped when he heard the person speak. He rushed down the stairs to hear who had said it. His first thought when he saw her was: **Who's that pretty lady in my house?** Slowly, comprehension dawned on him and he realized just exactly who was back.
**Wow... That can't be Pan-chan! She's... wearing make-up! And she's too pretty. No way she could have gotten that pretty in just one year. It can't be her. I won't believe it.**
"Hi Trunks! Aren't you going to thank me for rescuing you from your job? I could always just tell Bulma that I don't need you and you can go back to working... All. Day. Long!" said Pan with a big smile on her face. She looked at Bulma, who was nodding for her to say what she had threatened.
**Omigod... she even has Pan's smile and wit. And her voice too. Maybe I should check this out...**
"Pan?" asked Trunks.
"What?" answered Pan with another question.
"You are Pan!" said Trunks amazedly.
"You had doubts? I'm insulted."
"No... it's just that you've changed so much! I didn't recognize you as my little Panny anymore!"
"Okay Trunks..." said Pan, "Let's get some things straight. First, I told you so! I'm wearing makeup, see? Second, my name is Pan, not Panny. And Third, you haven't thanked me yet."
"Oh right... thanks."
Later, Trunks, Bra, Pan, and Goten were all hanging out at an abandoned park, catching up nad talking about old times.
"Trunks, why are we in an old stinky abandoned park? I mean, won't we get in trouble for trespassing? There is a gate around this, you know!" complained Bra.
"Bra, we have privacy here. And besides, don't you remember the good times we had here bfore it was closed down? And... it's not that stinky!" said Trunks.
"Oh yeah, it smells like a field of fresh daisies here, doesn't it?" said Pan extremely sarcastically.
"Okay," said Goten, ever the peacemaker, "Let's talk about something else. Like what we're gonna do on our-"
"Shh!" said Pan, taking a nervous look at Trunks.
"What?" asked Goten, confused, but not as confused as Trunks looked.
"You... didn't tell him?" asked Bra.
Pan nodded.
"Didn't tell me what? What's going on here?" asked Trunks.
Goten ignored him and said, "Pan, you are so mean!"
"Why is she so mean? What are you guys keeping from me? Come on, tell me!" whined Trunks.
"No Trunks, you'll have to find out when the time is right."
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Trunks.
"It means-"
But exactly what it meant Trunks didn't get to find out. Because at that second a police man turned up right in front of them.
"Hey you kids! What are you doing here?" he screamed at them.
"Oh shit!" screamed Bra. The demisaiyans flew away, leaving a completely confused police man.
The next day, Trunks woke up early, thanks to his phone ringing. Trunks is very lucky he has two phones in his room, because he picked up the first one and threw it as his wall, smashing it into smithereens. The other phone kept on ringing, until a very sleepy and annoyed Trunks slumped across the room to pick it up.
"WHAT?" screamed Trunks into the phone.
"Geesh, you don't have to be so mean! I mean, it's 6:30 already, aren't you up by now?" asked the person on the other line.
"WHAT?" screamed Trunks again, but this time for a different reason, "Shit!"
**Damn, I forgot to get a new alarm clock! I was supposed to be at work now! Mom's gonna kill me!**
"Pan, I have to go! I'm really sorry, call me back later! Bye!" he yelled into the phone.
"Wait! Don't you want to know the secret we've been keeping from you?" Pan asked.
"Pan! That's not fair, you know I have to get to work 5 minutes ago! Call me at my office and tell me!" said Trunks while hopping around like a little kid who has to go to the bathroom.
"Maybe I will. Bye Trunks, hope you don't get in to much trouble!" said Pan.
Trunks hung up the phone and rushed to get his clothes on, accidentally putting on his shirt backwards and forgetting to shower. He rushed downstairs and forgot about his sad orange juice breakfast and rushed out the door.
**Thank god I live close to my work!** Thought Trunks while jumping into the air and flying to his work. He rushed into the stairs and flew up them, not patient enough to wait for the elevator. He flew into his office and had just sat down, exhausted, when his mother came bursting in.
"Oh Trunks, you are here. You're secretary said you weren't. Now get to work, and make up all you left yesterday!" commanded Bulma.
"Yes, master," answered Trunks while rolling his eyes and receiving a glare from his mother.
Trunks set to work on the mountainous pile of papers that were dangerously close to falling. He hoped the door was unlocked and was attempting to sneak through it when his mother came bursting in again, hitting Trunks when opening the door and knocking him to the ground.
"Trunks? Where- Oh Trunks! What are you doing on the floor?" asked Bulma.
"You knocked me down!" he said angrily.
"Oh. Sorry. Anyway, you're lucky."
"I am?" said a clueless Trunks.
"Yes. Videl and Gohan decided to throw a big party at their house to celebrate Pan coming home. Oh, and it's a surprise party, by the way."
"Yay!" said Trunks while hugging his mom and skipping out of his office towards freedom.
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Chapter Two- The Most Boring Chapter Ever
*BEEP*BEEP* went Trunks' alarm clock. Trunks groaned and smashed the alarm clock to smithereens. He lazily opened one eye and groaned again when he saw what he had done to his alarm clock.
**Shit! That's the third one this week! Mom's gonna kill me!**
Groggily, Trunks lifted himself up and sulked to the shower. It was just another Thursday in the life of Trunks Briefs, President of CC, on of the richest companies in the world. Everyday he woke up early, showered, got dressed in nice clothing, and ate a sad breakfast of a glass of orange juice. But this morning, as Trunks was heading downstairs for his measly orange juice, he was stopped by his mother.
"Where are you going so early, Trunks?" she asked.
Trunks was confused. Usually, his mother was saying, "Where are you going so LATE, Trunks." She was the one that sometimes had to drag him out of bed in the morning.
"Umm... Mom... I'm going to work. You know, like I always do?" he said.
"But Trunks dear, didn't she tell you? You don't have work today!" Bulma stated, but it didn't seem that she was overly happy that Trunks had to get even more behind in his work than he already was.
"But... why?" asked Trunks.
"Because I'm back, stupid," said a voice from down the stairs.
Trunks jumped when he heard the person speak. He rushed down the stairs to hear who had said it. His first thought when he saw her was: **Who's that pretty lady in my house?** Slowly, comprehension dawned on him and he realized just exactly who was back.
**Wow... That can't be Pan-chan! She's... wearing make-up! And she's too pretty. No way she could have gotten that pretty in just one year. It can't be her. I won't believe it.**
"Hi Trunks! Aren't you going to thank me for rescuing you from your job? I could always just tell Bulma that I don't need you and you can go back to working... All. Day. Long!" said Pan with a big smile on her face. She looked at Bulma, who was nodding for her to say what she had threatened.
**Omigod... she even has Pan's smile and wit. And her voice too. Maybe I should check this out...**
"Pan?" asked Trunks.
"What?" answered Pan with another question.
"You are Pan!" said Trunks amazedly.
"You had doubts? I'm insulted."
"No... it's just that you've changed so much! I didn't recognize you as my little Panny anymore!"
"Okay Trunks..." said Pan, "Let's get some things straight. First, I told you so! I'm wearing makeup, see? Second, my name is Pan, not Panny. And Third, you haven't thanked me yet."
"Oh right... thanks."
Later, Trunks, Bra, Pan, and Goten were all hanging out at an abandoned park, catching up nad talking about old times.
"Trunks, why are we in an old stinky abandoned park? I mean, won't we get in trouble for trespassing? There is a gate around this, you know!" complained Bra.
"Bra, we have privacy here. And besides, don't you remember the good times we had here bfore it was closed down? And... it's not that stinky!" said Trunks.
"Oh yeah, it smells like a field of fresh daisies here, doesn't it?" said Pan extremely sarcastically.
"Okay," said Goten, ever the peacemaker, "Let's talk about something else. Like what we're gonna do on our-"
"Shh!" said Pan, taking a nervous look at Trunks.
"What?" asked Goten, confused, but not as confused as Trunks looked.
"You... didn't tell him?" asked Bra.
Pan nodded.
"Didn't tell me what? What's going on here?" asked Trunks.
Goten ignored him and said, "Pan, you are so mean!"
"Why is she so mean? What are you guys keeping from me? Come on, tell me!" whined Trunks.
"No Trunks, you'll have to find out when the time is right."
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Trunks.
"It means-"
But exactly what it meant Trunks didn't get to find out. Because at that second a police man turned up right in front of them.
"Hey you kids! What are you doing here?" he screamed at them.
"Oh shit!" screamed Bra. The demisaiyans flew away, leaving a completely confused police man.
The next day, Trunks woke up early, thanks to his phone ringing. Trunks is very lucky he has two phones in his room, because he picked up the first one and threw it as his wall, smashing it into smithereens. The other phone kept on ringing, until a very sleepy and annoyed Trunks slumped across the room to pick it up.
"WHAT?" screamed Trunks into the phone.
"Geesh, you don't have to be so mean! I mean, it's 6:30 already, aren't you up by now?" asked the person on the other line.
"WHAT?" screamed Trunks again, but this time for a different reason, "Shit!"
**Damn, I forgot to get a new alarm clock! I was supposed to be at work now! Mom's gonna kill me!**
"Pan, I have to go! I'm really sorry, call me back later! Bye!" he yelled into the phone.
"Wait! Don't you want to know the secret we've been keeping from you?" Pan asked.
"Pan! That's not fair, you know I have to get to work 5 minutes ago! Call me at my office and tell me!" said Trunks while hopping around like a little kid who has to go to the bathroom.
"Maybe I will. Bye Trunks, hope you don't get in to much trouble!" said Pan.
Trunks hung up the phone and rushed to get his clothes on, accidentally putting on his shirt backwards and forgetting to shower. He rushed downstairs and forgot about his sad orange juice breakfast and rushed out the door.
**Thank god I live close to my work!** Thought Trunks while jumping into the air and flying to his work. He rushed into the stairs and flew up them, not patient enough to wait for the elevator. He flew into his office and had just sat down, exhausted, when his mother came bursting in.
"Oh Trunks, you are here. You're secretary said you weren't. Now get to work, and make up all you left yesterday!" commanded Bulma.
"Yes, master," answered Trunks while rolling his eyes and receiving a glare from his mother.
Trunks set to work on the mountainous pile of papers that were dangerously close to falling. He hoped the door was unlocked and was attempting to sneak through it when his mother came bursting in again, hitting Trunks when opening the door and knocking him to the ground.
"Trunks? Where- Oh Trunks! What are you doing on the floor?" asked Bulma.
"You knocked me down!" he said angrily.
"Oh. Sorry. Anyway, you're lucky."
"I am?" said a clueless Trunks.
"Yes. Videl and Gohan decided to throw a big party at their house to celebrate Pan coming home. Oh, and it's a surprise party, by the way."
"Yay!" said Trunks while hugging his mom and skipping out of his office towards freedom.
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