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A/N- Hey all of you precious people! Chapter 3 is finally up! Yay! This is where things start to get interesting! Or at least I think they do... anyways, I hope you enjoy it!
Chapter 3- Parties and Secrets Revealed
Pan sat in her car as her mother drove it. They had just run some errands and were going home. Pan looked suspiciously at her mother. She was wearing makeup and nice clothing, and she only wore those kinds of clothes if she had a party to go to. But no one had mentioned a party to her.
"Mom," Pan said, "Why are you so dressed up? Are you going to some kind of party? Am I invited?"
Videl shifted nervously in her seat, but never took her eyes off the road. She quickly thought up an excuse.
"No, I'm not going to any party! Of course not! And if there was one, I'm sure you'd be invited! It's just that... um... your father and I are going out to dinner! Yah, that's it... dinner!" said Videl very fast and with a nervous smile plastered to her face.
"Okay," said a very disbelieving Pan. Something was up, and she knew it.
**Something's up, and I know it. And I'm going to figure out what it is, or die trying!**
Pan stayed quiet for the rest of the car trip home. They pulled into her driveway and Pan started to realize that there were some familiar kis at her house.
**What are Trunks, Vegeta, Bra, Krillin, Marron, Goten, Juuhachigou, Bulma, Piccolo, Yamcha, Tien, Chazou, Master Roshi, Mr. Satan, and my dad doing here? How confusing.** Pan thought while opening her door, completely clueless about what was happening.
"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!" screamed everyone as soon as Pan walked through the door. Pan screamed, jumped, and ran outside.
"Mother! There are scary people in our house!" she screamed.
Everyone laughed hysterically. "Panny, it's your welcome back party!" said Videl through fits of giggles. Trunks and Goten were on the floor hugging their stomachs they were laughing so hard.
****LATER****
"We got you so bad today Pan!" said Goten still smiling about what had happened earlier. Trunks and Bra smiled as Pan glared at Goten for the tenth time.
"Shut up Goten. I knew you were there," said Pan, lying through her teeth.
"Yeah right Pan, you just scream like a little baby all the time," said Trunks with a laugh.
"I felt your kis. I just thought I'd make everyone laugh and scream." Growled Pan.
"Oh, sure!" said Trunks, sarcastically, "Don't you mean you felt our kis and then were just so clueless that you didn't even realize that we were here for your coming home party?"
Pa growled and punched Trunks in the face, knocking him into a table of refreshments. Trunks was completely soaked!
"PAN! I SWEAR I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS! YOU CAN'T HIDE YOU LITTLE DEMON! I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" was the war cry of the sopping wet Trunks.
"Hahaha, only if you can catch me first!" teased Pan, while running out of a window. Trunks immediately jumped after her. They ran around the house a couple of times, knocking down guests and plants and tables. They only stopped when Bulma yelled at them for "ruining her party."
"Sorry Bulma-san," said Pan sheepishly.
"Good job Pan," said Trunks while they walked away from his mother, "You got us in trouble."
"No way Trunks, this was all your fault!" said Pan while glaring at Trunks.
Vegeta, who seemed to be 'enjoying' the party, or in other word, eating all the food, came over to Pan.
"Brat, are you training with me or what?" he asked.
"Well, I guess so," answered Pan.
"Good then we start training after yo- Ow! What was that for?" asked Vegeta as Pan stepped on his foot to stop him telling the secret.
"He doesn't know!" she said pointing to Trunks, who was hanging on every word of their conversation.
"He doesn't know?" laughed Vegeta, "That's cruel." Then Vegeta walked away.
"You're training with my father?" asked Trunks.
"Yeah, you got a problem with that?" asked Pan.
"No, I don't, forget about that, isn't there something you're supposed to be telling me?" asked Trunks.
"What are you talking about?"
"You know! You were supposed to call me at work and tell me this secret that- "
"Oh!," interrupted Pan, "I remember now! No, I can't tell you that yet, like I said, you'll find out when the time is right!"
"Pan! C'mon, just tell me! Puh-leeese?" asked Trunks, sticking out his bottom lip and making his eyes look large and innocent.
"Oh, no, Trunks, the puppy dog face won't work this time. Putting you through the torment of not knowing is just too funny to stop!"
Trunks growled, "Grrrrr." (hehehehe)
"Trunks! Are you an animal? Don't growl! You're getting spit all over my shirt, loser boy!" complained Pan.
Trunks growled again.
***NEXT DAY.. LALALA******
Pan stepped up to the Brief's door and knocked three times. Less than a second later, Trunks had ripped the door open and was standing right in front of Pan.
Trunks screamed, "PAN! Tell me the secret!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!"
"No Trunks. Where's Bra? And don't you have to be at work?" Pan asked.
"Mom gave me the day off, Bra's upstairs, and PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No. Thank you!" Pan said while pushing past Trunks and skipping up the stairs.
"So, you still haven't told him? You're so mean Pan!" said Bra, smirking.
"And you better not tell him either. I figure I'll tell him the day it happens." Pan said, also smirking.
"Cruel Pan. Utterly cruel. I reeeeeeeeally hope I'm there to see the look on my brother's face!"
Unknown to Bra and Pan, a certain lavender-haired man was listening outside the door with his superhuman hearing. His eyebrows were furrowed in confusion, and a soft, whispered, "What?" escaped his lips.
"Anyways, let's just go to the mall, okay?" Bra said while walking towards her door.
"Alright then."
Bra stopped in mid-walk. She slowly turned and faced Pan, utter shock written all over her face.
"What did you just say?"
"I said, 'Alright.' Is something wrong with that Bra?"
"Pan! YOU actually WANT to go shopping? Like for clothes and make-up and stuff? Damn, I knew that you had feminized over your time away, but not this much!"
Pan smiled and said, "Yep. That's the new feminine me!"
Out side, the lavender-haired man ran away as quickly as Saiyanly possible to his bedroom.
*****LATER**AT THE MALL***
"Pan! Don't you just love this dress?"
"I dunno Bra, green just isn't my color."
"Well, green IS my color!" "Fine then, you get it. I like that dress much better anyway."
"Which one?" asked Bra.
"That one, the slinky silvery-blue one!"
"Oooooh... that one's really pretty!"
Pan rushed over to the dress and said, "I've got to try it on!"
She did so, and 'Wow' was all Bra could say. It truly was gorgeous. It was a sparkly silver-blue dress of a slink material. It had tie up sleeves and very low back. In the front, it was low and layered. It went down to Pan's ankles but had a slit that went to mid-thigh on her left side. It hugged every curve and showed off her toned arms.
"So? Does it look horribly icky?" asked Pan.
"Pan! You look great; like that dress was made for you! You HAVE to buy it!"
"Maybe I will," said Pan thoughtfully. Then she looked at the price tag-
"Ummmm... Bra? I'm not buying this dress."
"Why not?" asked Bra, "It looks wonderful on you!"
"Bra! It's $750!!!!!!!!"
"That's not that expensive!"
"Sure, maybe to Miss CC, but my brother's not the owner of a humongous, EXTREMLEY rich company! I don't even have a brother! Where am I supposed to get $750 for a dress?" complained Pan.
"Well," said Bra, "You could get the money from me."
"Oh yeah, and why are you willing to give me $750?"
"Well, I'm not giving I for free! You have to do something for me."
Pan sighed, "Okay, what do you want me to do for you Bra?"
"You have to set me up with someone."
"Why me? You're the one who's good at that sort of stuff."
"Yeah, but you KNOW the person who I like."
"I do?" asked the clueless Pan.
"Yah, you do. But PLEASE don't tell anyone! If you do, I'll tell everyone that you like Trunks."
"But I don't."
"That's besides the point."
Pan nagged, "Okay, just tell me already!"
"Okay, but don't make fun of me! I like," Bra leaned in to whisper to Pan, even though they were one of the few people in the store, "your uncle."
"WHAT?!?!?!" screamed Pan, frightening the other few customers in the store.
"I know, I know, but are you going to do it?" asked Bra.
"Hmmm... you and my uncle. That'd be cool, I'd be related to you... and I do reeeeally want this dress... okay deal!" said Pan while shaking hands with Bra.
***LATER THAT WEEK***
Pan stood in front of the Brief's door, smirking at what she predicted would happen. Today was the day she would tell Trunks the secret he had been desperately trying to figure out. She knocked three times, like she always did, and as Trunks had been doing ever since he found out about the secret, Trunks had rushed to the door and answered it.
"PAN! Tell me the secret!" Trunks said.
"Trunks, I promise, you will find out the secret today. But not right now, where's Bra?"
"You're telling me the secret? Oh thank god! Finally! Yes!!!!! Oh, Bra's in her room!" Trunks said while happily skipping around the room.
"Okay, thanks, don't get to hyper Trunksie!" Pan said while going to Bra's room.
When Pan reached Bra's room, she saw that the door was closed, so she knocked three times and received, "Come in!" as an answer. Pan opened the door and walked in, staring amazedly at Bra' room. Her usually neat living space had turned into a gigantic dirty closet, with clothes and shoes everywhere, so thick that you couldn't even see the floor. Bra was standing in the middle, going through all her clothes and putting a few into a suitcase.
"Bra! What happened to your room?" asked a shocked Pan.
"I couldn't find my lucky bikini! But I did, see, I'm wearing it under my overalls!" chirped Bra happily, as though this was normal. "Okay... and I see that you have five suitcases packed. You do realize we're only gonna be gone for two weeks, right?"
"Yeah, I'm packing light!" said Bra proudly.
"Okay, I may have gotten more feminine, but not that much. I only have two suitcases!"
Bra, shocked, said "Wow Pan! You have such self-control! I wish I could! Only two suitcases... amazing!"
Pan smiled and said, "Bra, I'm gonna go tell Trunks the secret now. He's gonna flip! It's going to be super funny, so you better hurry up and finish packing so you can watch!"
"Okay! I'll be down in a sec, don't start without me!"
Pan left Bra's pigsty and went downstairs to the Brief's large kitchen. There she found the president of CC, Mr. Trunks Vegeta Briefs, stuffing his face with whatever food he saw.
"Yo pig boy, what's up?" Pan asked him.
Trunks quickly swallowed and said, "So, when are you going to tell me your big secret Pan? Hmmm?"
"Well, if you're a good little boy, I might tell you the second Bra gets down here."
Trunks smiled and said, "Yes!!!! You rock Pan! Want some bacon?"
"No thanks."
Trunks finished eating his food and then Bra came into the kitchen.
"Hey Trunks," said Pan.
"What Pan?"
"Do you hate your job?" asked Pan.
"Oh yes, I loooove it, that's why I have dark circles under my eyes," said Trunks, dripping with sarcasm.
"Oh, alright then, you don't need to know the secret in that case."
"WHAT?!! PAN! I was being sarcastic!" yelled Trunks.
"Course you were," said Pan, while Bra cracked up in laughter.
"No, seriously, I HATE my job. PLEASE tell me the secret!" begged Trunks.
"No, actually, you'll have to wait," Pan said with an air of authority.
"No Pan, you promised you'd tell me today! And please tell me now, I have a hot date tonight and I want to look good."
"Reeeally. That's kind of interesting. But I'm still not telling you," said Pan.
"No, Pan! PLEEEEEASE tell me now!!!!!! I'll do anything!!"
"Beg. On your knees," said Pan, smiling.
"Saiyans don't beg, Pan. Just tell me!"
"How about you get down on your knees and say 'Pan's the greatest, she rocks, and I, Trunks Briefs, am totally lower that her almighty Majesty Pan.'"
"How about no!" yelled Trunks.
"Trunks... the secret... everyone knows it but you!"
"I hate you Pan," said Trunks, while getting down on his knees.
With very little enthusiasm, he said, "Pan's so cool, she has a secret that she's not telling me, her almighty Majesty must tell me."
Pan smiled, soaking in Trunks's shame. "Okay, that's not exactly what I said, but it's close enough. Trunks, what would you say about getting two weeks off of work?"
Trunks frowned, "That's the secret? I get to miss two weeks of my job? I mean, that's cool and all, but not that big of a secret."
Pan smiled and shook a long finger at Trunks, " You didn't let me finish! You get to miss two weeks of work on your own private tropical island with Bra, Goten, Marron, and I!"
"Your kidding! For real? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!" screamed Trunks, whiled jumping around his house like a crazy person.
Trunks stopped jumping around for a second a thought about something. He remembered when bra had called Pan cruel, and had said she wanted to see his face. This wasn't totally and utterly cruel, so what was?
"Pan? What's the catch?" asked a cautious Trunks.
"No catch. Except for one thing." "What?" asked Trunks.
Pan licked her lips and smiled. "You'll never guess."
Trunks made a puppy dogface and whined, "Come on, just tell me! I don't have time for this, I have to get ready, by the way, when are we leaving?"
Pan smiled wider, biting her tongue before saying, "That's the catch."
Trunks furrowed his brows, and, very confused, asked, "What do you mean?"
Pan fought back laughter and Bra was crying on the floor with laughter.
"What's so funny?" asked Trunks. He had a feeling that there was something they weren't telling him, something bad.
"Trunks," said Pan, biting her lip to stoop herself laughing, " Pack up, we leave in four hours."
Trunks froze. His face had utter terror written all over it. For a few seconds he forgot how to breathe, then he started breathing in big heavy breaths to keep himself from killing Pan and Bra.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" he screamed, clenching his hands into fists. His eyes turned from utter terror to crazy anger.
Pan and Bra fell over laughing, but Trunks didn't find it funny at all.
"Pan! You're so mean! You had to wait to tell me NOW! You knew I had a big date tonight! I hate you. And you too Bra, you knew and you didn't tell me? O god, Goten knew too and he didn't tell me either! Arrgh, I hate you all! This sucks so much! I'm not going."
Pan and Bra were ignoring Trunks and just kept on laughing.
"So you're just going to stay here while Bra, Marron, Goten, and I go off to a private tropical island for 2 weeks, huh? Well, I hope you have fun at work, Trunksie!" said Pan.
"I hate you Pan. No, I despise you! I'm going to get you back for this somehow! You better watch your back, PANNY!"
"My name's PAN dumbass, and what are you supposed to do that's worse than this?" teased Pan.
"I don't know, but I will," answered Trunks.
"Uh-huh, sure you will. Anyway, are you coming or not?" asked Bra.
Trunks took in a quick breath of air and looked as if he had a solution to his problem.
"I know! How about I stay here for my date and fly out to the island tomorrow?" asked Trunks, sounding like his plan was the one to find world peace.
"How about no," said Pan harshly, making Trunks' face fall.
"Why not?" whined Trunks like a little baby.
"Because you wither go today, or you don't go at all. If you could just do your plan, then, what's the fun in doing this to you?" asked Pan as though it was the simplest thing in the world.
"Well, I don't know, what is the fun in doing this to poor innocent me?"
Bra and Pan cracked up again as Bra said, "You should've seen your face, man!"
Trunks rolled his eyes. "If you two are done making fun of me, I think I have a date to cancel, and then after that, a two little girls to kill." He then left and went upstairs.
Pan and Bra broke up into hysterics again, and high-fived each other for pulling such a mean prank on Trunks. **************************************************************************** **
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A/N- Hey all of you precious people! Chapter 3 is finally up! Yay! This is where things start to get interesting! Or at least I think they do... anyways, I hope you enjoy it!
Chapter 3- Parties and Secrets Revealed
Pan sat in her car as her mother drove it. They had just run some errands and were going home. Pan looked suspiciously at her mother. She was wearing makeup and nice clothing, and she only wore those kinds of clothes if she had a party to go to. But no one had mentioned a party to her.
"Mom," Pan said, "Why are you so dressed up? Are you going to some kind of party? Am I invited?"
Videl shifted nervously in her seat, but never took her eyes off the road. She quickly thought up an excuse.
"No, I'm not going to any party! Of course not! And if there was one, I'm sure you'd be invited! It's just that... um... your father and I are going out to dinner! Yah, that's it... dinner!" said Videl very fast and with a nervous smile plastered to her face.
"Okay," said a very disbelieving Pan. Something was up, and she knew it.
**Something's up, and I know it. And I'm going to figure out what it is, or die trying!**
Pan stayed quiet for the rest of the car trip home. They pulled into her driveway and Pan started to realize that there were some familiar kis at her house.
**What are Trunks, Vegeta, Bra, Krillin, Marron, Goten, Juuhachigou, Bulma, Piccolo, Yamcha, Tien, Chazou, Master Roshi, Mr. Satan, and my dad doing here? How confusing.** Pan thought while opening her door, completely clueless about what was happening.
"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!" screamed everyone as soon as Pan walked through the door. Pan screamed, jumped, and ran outside.
"Mother! There are scary people in our house!" she screamed.
Everyone laughed hysterically. "Panny, it's your welcome back party!" said Videl through fits of giggles. Trunks and Goten were on the floor hugging their stomachs they were laughing so hard.
****LATER****
"We got you so bad today Pan!" said Goten still smiling about what had happened earlier. Trunks and Bra smiled as Pan glared at Goten for the tenth time.
"Shut up Goten. I knew you were there," said Pan, lying through her teeth.
"Yeah right Pan, you just scream like a little baby all the time," said Trunks with a laugh.
"I felt your kis. I just thought I'd make everyone laugh and scream." Growled Pan.
"Oh, sure!" said Trunks, sarcastically, "Don't you mean you felt our kis and then were just so clueless that you didn't even realize that we were here for your coming home party?"
Pa growled and punched Trunks in the face, knocking him into a table of refreshments. Trunks was completely soaked!
"PAN! I SWEAR I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS! YOU CAN'T HIDE YOU LITTLE DEMON! I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" was the war cry of the sopping wet Trunks.
"Hahaha, only if you can catch me first!" teased Pan, while running out of a window. Trunks immediately jumped after her. They ran around the house a couple of times, knocking down guests and plants and tables. They only stopped when Bulma yelled at them for "ruining her party."
"Sorry Bulma-san," said Pan sheepishly.
"Good job Pan," said Trunks while they walked away from his mother, "You got us in trouble."
"No way Trunks, this was all your fault!" said Pan while glaring at Trunks.
Vegeta, who seemed to be 'enjoying' the party, or in other word, eating all the food, came over to Pan.
"Brat, are you training with me or what?" he asked.
"Well, I guess so," answered Pan.
"Good then we start training after yo- Ow! What was that for?" asked Vegeta as Pan stepped on his foot to stop him telling the secret.
"He doesn't know!" she said pointing to Trunks, who was hanging on every word of their conversation.
"He doesn't know?" laughed Vegeta, "That's cruel." Then Vegeta walked away.
"You're training with my father?" asked Trunks.
"Yeah, you got a problem with that?" asked Pan.
"No, I don't, forget about that, isn't there something you're supposed to be telling me?" asked Trunks.
"What are you talking about?"
"You know! You were supposed to call me at work and tell me this secret that- "
"Oh!," interrupted Pan, "I remember now! No, I can't tell you that yet, like I said, you'll find out when the time is right!"
"Pan! C'mon, just tell me! Puh-leeese?" asked Trunks, sticking out his bottom lip and making his eyes look large and innocent.
"Oh, no, Trunks, the puppy dog face won't work this time. Putting you through the torment of not knowing is just too funny to stop!"
Trunks growled, "Grrrrr." (hehehehe)
"Trunks! Are you an animal? Don't growl! You're getting spit all over my shirt, loser boy!" complained Pan.
Trunks growled again.
***NEXT DAY.. LALALA******
Pan stepped up to the Brief's door and knocked three times. Less than a second later, Trunks had ripped the door open and was standing right in front of Pan.
Trunks screamed, "PAN! Tell me the secret!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!"
"No Trunks. Where's Bra? And don't you have to be at work?" Pan asked.
"Mom gave me the day off, Bra's upstairs, and PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No. Thank you!" Pan said while pushing past Trunks and skipping up the stairs.
"So, you still haven't told him? You're so mean Pan!" said Bra, smirking.
"And you better not tell him either. I figure I'll tell him the day it happens." Pan said, also smirking.
"Cruel Pan. Utterly cruel. I reeeeeeeeally hope I'm there to see the look on my brother's face!"
Unknown to Bra and Pan, a certain lavender-haired man was listening outside the door with his superhuman hearing. His eyebrows were furrowed in confusion, and a soft, whispered, "What?" escaped his lips.
"Anyways, let's just go to the mall, okay?" Bra said while walking towards her door.
"Alright then."
Bra stopped in mid-walk. She slowly turned and faced Pan, utter shock written all over her face.
"What did you just say?"
"I said, 'Alright.' Is something wrong with that Bra?"
"Pan! YOU actually WANT to go shopping? Like for clothes and make-up and stuff? Damn, I knew that you had feminized over your time away, but not this much!"
Pan smiled and said, "Yep. That's the new feminine me!"
Out side, the lavender-haired man ran away as quickly as Saiyanly possible to his bedroom.
*****LATER**AT THE MALL***
"Pan! Don't you just love this dress?"
"I dunno Bra, green just isn't my color."
"Well, green IS my color!" "Fine then, you get it. I like that dress much better anyway."
"Which one?" asked Bra.
"That one, the slinky silvery-blue one!"
"Oooooh... that one's really pretty!"
Pan rushed over to the dress and said, "I've got to try it on!"
She did so, and 'Wow' was all Bra could say. It truly was gorgeous. It was a sparkly silver-blue dress of a slink material. It had tie up sleeves and very low back. In the front, it was low and layered. It went down to Pan's ankles but had a slit that went to mid-thigh on her left side. It hugged every curve and showed off her toned arms.
"So? Does it look horribly icky?" asked Pan.
"Pan! You look great; like that dress was made for you! You HAVE to buy it!"
"Maybe I will," said Pan thoughtfully. Then she looked at the price tag-
"Ummmm... Bra? I'm not buying this dress."
"Why not?" asked Bra, "It looks wonderful on you!"
"Bra! It's $750!!!!!!!!"
"That's not that expensive!"
"Sure, maybe to Miss CC, but my brother's not the owner of a humongous, EXTREMLEY rich company! I don't even have a brother! Where am I supposed to get $750 for a dress?" complained Pan.
"Well," said Bra, "You could get the money from me."
"Oh yeah, and why are you willing to give me $750?"
"Well, I'm not giving I for free! You have to do something for me."
Pan sighed, "Okay, what do you want me to do for you Bra?"
"You have to set me up with someone."
"Why me? You're the one who's good at that sort of stuff."
"Yeah, but you KNOW the person who I like."
"I do?" asked the clueless Pan.
"Yah, you do. But PLEASE don't tell anyone! If you do, I'll tell everyone that you like Trunks."
"But I don't."
"That's besides the point."
Pan nagged, "Okay, just tell me already!"
"Okay, but don't make fun of me! I like," Bra leaned in to whisper to Pan, even though they were one of the few people in the store, "your uncle."
"WHAT?!?!?!" screamed Pan, frightening the other few customers in the store.
"I know, I know, but are you going to do it?" asked Bra.
"Hmmm... you and my uncle. That'd be cool, I'd be related to you... and I do reeeeally want this dress... okay deal!" said Pan while shaking hands with Bra.
***LATER THAT WEEK***
Pan stood in front of the Brief's door, smirking at what she predicted would happen. Today was the day she would tell Trunks the secret he had been desperately trying to figure out. She knocked three times, like she always did, and as Trunks had been doing ever since he found out about the secret, Trunks had rushed to the door and answered it.
"PAN! Tell me the secret!" Trunks said.
"Trunks, I promise, you will find out the secret today. But not right now, where's Bra?"
"You're telling me the secret? Oh thank god! Finally! Yes!!!!! Oh, Bra's in her room!" Trunks said while happily skipping around the room.
"Okay, thanks, don't get to hyper Trunksie!" Pan said while going to Bra's room.
When Pan reached Bra's room, she saw that the door was closed, so she knocked three times and received, "Come in!" as an answer. Pan opened the door and walked in, staring amazedly at Bra' room. Her usually neat living space had turned into a gigantic dirty closet, with clothes and shoes everywhere, so thick that you couldn't even see the floor. Bra was standing in the middle, going through all her clothes and putting a few into a suitcase.
"Bra! What happened to your room?" asked a shocked Pan.
"I couldn't find my lucky bikini! But I did, see, I'm wearing it under my overalls!" chirped Bra happily, as though this was normal. "Okay... and I see that you have five suitcases packed. You do realize we're only gonna be gone for two weeks, right?"
"Yeah, I'm packing light!" said Bra proudly.
"Okay, I may have gotten more feminine, but not that much. I only have two suitcases!"
Bra, shocked, said "Wow Pan! You have such self-control! I wish I could! Only two suitcases... amazing!"
Pan smiled and said, "Bra, I'm gonna go tell Trunks the secret now. He's gonna flip! It's going to be super funny, so you better hurry up and finish packing so you can watch!"
"Okay! I'll be down in a sec, don't start without me!"
Pan left Bra's pigsty and went downstairs to the Brief's large kitchen. There she found the president of CC, Mr. Trunks Vegeta Briefs, stuffing his face with whatever food he saw.
"Yo pig boy, what's up?" Pan asked him.
Trunks quickly swallowed and said, "So, when are you going to tell me your big secret Pan? Hmmm?"
"Well, if you're a good little boy, I might tell you the second Bra gets down here."
Trunks smiled and said, "Yes!!!! You rock Pan! Want some bacon?"
"No thanks."
Trunks finished eating his food and then Bra came into the kitchen.
"Hey Trunks," said Pan.
"What Pan?"
"Do you hate your job?" asked Pan.
"Oh yes, I loooove it, that's why I have dark circles under my eyes," said Trunks, dripping with sarcasm.
"Oh, alright then, you don't need to know the secret in that case."
"WHAT?!! PAN! I was being sarcastic!" yelled Trunks.
"Course you were," said Pan, while Bra cracked up in laughter.
"No, seriously, I HATE my job. PLEASE tell me the secret!" begged Trunks.
"No, actually, you'll have to wait," Pan said with an air of authority.
"No Pan, you promised you'd tell me today! And please tell me now, I have a hot date tonight and I want to look good."
"Reeeally. That's kind of interesting. But I'm still not telling you," said Pan.
"No, Pan! PLEEEEEASE tell me now!!!!!! I'll do anything!!"
"Beg. On your knees," said Pan, smiling.
"Saiyans don't beg, Pan. Just tell me!"
"How about you get down on your knees and say 'Pan's the greatest, she rocks, and I, Trunks Briefs, am totally lower that her almighty Majesty Pan.'"
"How about no!" yelled Trunks.
"Trunks... the secret... everyone knows it but you!"
"I hate you Pan," said Trunks, while getting down on his knees.
With very little enthusiasm, he said, "Pan's so cool, she has a secret that she's not telling me, her almighty Majesty must tell me."
Pan smiled, soaking in Trunks's shame. "Okay, that's not exactly what I said, but it's close enough. Trunks, what would you say about getting two weeks off of work?"
Trunks frowned, "That's the secret? I get to miss two weeks of my job? I mean, that's cool and all, but not that big of a secret."
Pan smiled and shook a long finger at Trunks, " You didn't let me finish! You get to miss two weeks of work on your own private tropical island with Bra, Goten, Marron, and I!"
"Your kidding! For real? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!" screamed Trunks, whiled jumping around his house like a crazy person.
Trunks stopped jumping around for a second a thought about something. He remembered when bra had called Pan cruel, and had said she wanted to see his face. This wasn't totally and utterly cruel, so what was?
"Pan? What's the catch?" asked a cautious Trunks.
"No catch. Except for one thing." "What?" asked Trunks.
Pan licked her lips and smiled. "You'll never guess."
Trunks made a puppy dogface and whined, "Come on, just tell me! I don't have time for this, I have to get ready, by the way, when are we leaving?"
Pan smiled wider, biting her tongue before saying, "That's the catch."
Trunks furrowed his brows, and, very confused, asked, "What do you mean?"
Pan fought back laughter and Bra was crying on the floor with laughter.
"What's so funny?" asked Trunks. He had a feeling that there was something they weren't telling him, something bad.
"Trunks," said Pan, biting her lip to stoop herself laughing, " Pack up, we leave in four hours."
Trunks froze. His face had utter terror written all over it. For a few seconds he forgot how to breathe, then he started breathing in big heavy breaths to keep himself from killing Pan and Bra.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" he screamed, clenching his hands into fists. His eyes turned from utter terror to crazy anger.
Pan and Bra fell over laughing, but Trunks didn't find it funny at all.
"Pan! You're so mean! You had to wait to tell me NOW! You knew I had a big date tonight! I hate you. And you too Bra, you knew and you didn't tell me? O god, Goten knew too and he didn't tell me either! Arrgh, I hate you all! This sucks so much! I'm not going."
Pan and Bra were ignoring Trunks and just kept on laughing.
"So you're just going to stay here while Bra, Marron, Goten, and I go off to a private tropical island for 2 weeks, huh? Well, I hope you have fun at work, Trunksie!" said Pan.
"I hate you Pan. No, I despise you! I'm going to get you back for this somehow! You better watch your back, PANNY!"
"My name's PAN dumbass, and what are you supposed to do that's worse than this?" teased Pan.
"I don't know, but I will," answered Trunks.
"Uh-huh, sure you will. Anyway, are you coming or not?" asked Bra.
Trunks took in a quick breath of air and looked as if he had a solution to his problem.
"I know! How about I stay here for my date and fly out to the island tomorrow?" asked Trunks, sounding like his plan was the one to find world peace.
"How about no," said Pan harshly, making Trunks' face fall.
"Why not?" whined Trunks like a little baby.
"Because you wither go today, or you don't go at all. If you could just do your plan, then, what's the fun in doing this to you?" asked Pan as though it was the simplest thing in the world.
"Well, I don't know, what is the fun in doing this to poor innocent me?"
Bra and Pan cracked up again as Bra said, "You should've seen your face, man!"
Trunks rolled his eyes. "If you two are done making fun of me, I think I have a date to cancel, and then after that, a two little girls to kill." He then left and went upstairs.
Pan and Bra broke up into hysterics again, and high-fived each other for pulling such a mean prank on Trunks. **************************************************************************** **
A/N- That was Chapter 3! Please review! Oh yeah, and I hope you all like G/B, there's only going to be a little of it in this anyways. Thanks for reading this and please review!
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