Disclaimer: I don't actually own the original song or the star wars universe (except ewan who is my personal slave *joke*)
but enjoy my lyrics anyway!
What If God was Lucas?
To Joan Osbourne's What If God Was One Of Us

If God had a name
What would it be?
And would you ask it to his face
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What was he thinking when he wrote in Gungans.

And yeah yeah George is great
And yeah yeah George is good
What if God was Lucas?
Just a guy in flannel shirts
Just a guy with big bucks
And a Skywalker Mansion
When George wrote ep 2
Why put in 'field scenes'
And would you wanna see
If N-SYNC ended up in episode 3
And Ewan kept his dodgy haircut
And all his clothes stayed on?

And yeah yeah George is great
And yeah yeah George is good
And yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

What if God was was Lucas?
Just a CG fanatacist
Just a scifi genius
He's just having a bad day
He's just having a bad day
Trust that jar jar will get slayed