Disclaimer: tee heee. We own Merry, Pip, 'n GHIP. We also own the bunny
suit (you'll find out.*evil grin ) we do not own jhonen Vasquez
(unfortunately) I sure hope this random bold thingie goes away. Newaz. We
don't own the loony box either. We probably BELONG in the loony box but
that's not the point. The point is to turn your brain to mush with our mad
ravings at 2:30 in the morning. With noodles. Nyes. Boston. We drew fanart.
If anyone gets around to caring.we'll post a link here at some point. WHOO!
THIS IS A DISCLAIMER!!! WE DISCLAIM THINGS! I DO NOT OWN FRIED CHICKEN!!!
PIP DOES NOT OWN OYSTERS!!!! ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SURE ARE GOOD BUT WE
DON'T OWN THEM EITHER!!!!!!.anyway
It is a wonderful day. Yes, very nice. There were many little birds shrieking. And squirrels. And hobos. Hobos are important. Much of this story revolves around a hobo. He's not a hobo. Jhonen Vasquez was a man with a mission. He HAD to get that new loony box!! There were a lot of nice boxes, but most were occupied by hobos or squirrels or both. Or hobosquirrels. They are a lot like shellfish. Then he saw it.the perfect loonybox! He stuck his head in. no hobos. No squirrels. No shellfish/hobosquirrels. And certainly NO NOODLES. But then...HE FELL IN!!!!!!! ((whoo, the suspense is killing me.)) SUDDENLY.nothing happened. Due to his abnormally long and skinny legs he was STUCK. Stuck inside the perfect loony box. How awful. Damn this world is screwed. MEANWHILE.. Our hero, GHIP (Giant Headed Information Provider. He's a SIR.sort of.) was on his own mission. He would get a hobo.a hobo of his very own. There sure were lots of hobos. It was very difficult. He waved at all the hobos "HEY HOBOOOOOO!!!!" then he spotted.the perfect loony box. "OH BOY!!! THAT SURE IS A GREAT BOX FOR A HOBOOOO!!!!!" he stuck his head in the box. "HIIIII HOBOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHO ARE YOU????" without waiting for an answer he dumped Jhonen Vasquez unceremoniously out of the box. He tilted his head. "you seem like a nice." he lost track. ".piece of cheese. COME HOME WITH ME!!!!" with that he kicked the box of Jhonen, took him by his hair and dragged him off to god only knows where, a.k.a. my living room. A slightly stunned Vasquez moaned "what the hell.." Immediately he was reprimanded by the little robot "don't make faces like that. YOU'RE HEAD'LL FREEZE THAT WAY!!!!" horrid nightmarish visions of Jhonen with his face stuck in an odd expression of.stunned-ness float across the screen. People in the audience shrieked.
It is a wonderful day. Yes, very nice. There were many little birds shrieking. And squirrels. And hobos. Hobos are important. Much of this story revolves around a hobo. He's not a hobo. Jhonen Vasquez was a man with a mission. He HAD to get that new loony box!! There were a lot of nice boxes, but most were occupied by hobos or squirrels or both. Or hobosquirrels. They are a lot like shellfish. Then he saw it.the perfect loonybox! He stuck his head in. no hobos. No squirrels. No shellfish/hobosquirrels. And certainly NO NOODLES. But then...HE FELL IN!!!!!!! ((whoo, the suspense is killing me.)) SUDDENLY.nothing happened. Due to his abnormally long and skinny legs he was STUCK. Stuck inside the perfect loony box. How awful. Damn this world is screwed. MEANWHILE.. Our hero, GHIP (Giant Headed Information Provider. He's a SIR.sort of.) was on his own mission. He would get a hobo.a hobo of his very own. There sure were lots of hobos. It was very difficult. He waved at all the hobos "HEY HOBOOOOOO!!!!" then he spotted.the perfect loony box. "OH BOY!!! THAT SURE IS A GREAT BOX FOR A HOBOOOO!!!!!" he stuck his head in the box. "HIIIII HOBOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHO ARE YOU????" without waiting for an answer he dumped Jhonen Vasquez unceremoniously out of the box. He tilted his head. "you seem like a nice." he lost track. ".piece of cheese. COME HOME WITH ME!!!!" with that he kicked the box of Jhonen, took him by his hair and dragged him off to god only knows where, a.k.a. my living room. A slightly stunned Vasquez moaned "what the hell.." Immediately he was reprimanded by the little robot "don't make faces like that. YOU'RE HEAD'LL FREEZE THAT WAY!!!!" horrid nightmarish visions of Jhonen with his face stuck in an odd expression of.stunned-ness float across the screen. People in the audience shrieked.