Merry: Uknow the disclaimer already rite? GOOD!
Pip: we might do something in this chapter.(snore)
Jhonen was being dragged. (FUN huh? Bourbour is so ugly) into a living room. It was pretty ugly, donchano. There was lots of.ugly crap. As soon as GHIP dropped Jhonen, he made a wild dash for escape, but an insane female voice stopped him short. "no, I'm telling you, potatoes AREN'T shiny!!! If you move, that big ugly mirror will fall on you and KILL you. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm makin' bunny ears." The speaker was a girl with short hair, sewing what looked suspiciously like corn on the cob but was actually a bunny costume. She suddenly glared up at him. "you have a BIG mouth" he had no idea what he was supposed to say at this point.after all, the mirror hung over his head and he valued his life some. in a sudden jerking movement, the bunny suit was passed from the girl sitting on the floor to another who had been inexplicably sitting in the china cabinet. The china cabinet girl whapped Jhonen with something. He came to aaaaaand..oh please god no.I am NOT wearing a bunny suit! But he WAS wearing a bunny suit (the horror, the horror!!!) and the two crazy girls were yanking on the ears. The one who had made the costume said the same thing, over and over again. "doink" Jhonen felt his teeth. They were long and rabbitty. "SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS INFERNAL THING!!!" he shrieked to an uncaring world. Would his salvation come? No, not really. Or not in the form of waffles. Suddenly the high pitched voice of GHIP rang out. "you aren't a good HOBO!!!!" the robot gripped the bunny ears and dragged him away. Down the streets filled with boxes filled with hobos filled with squirrels ((they were HUNGRY!)). Eventually they came back to the perfect loony box. GHIP evicted the two pigeons and a supernova who hadn't payed their rent in the past five seconds, and dumped Jhonen back inside and trotted back to god only knows where. Because of his abnormally long and skinny legs, Jhonen Vasquez was stuck. Stuck inside the perfect loony box..in a bunny suit. THE END AIN'CHA GLAD? MAKES LITTLE SENSE, NO? SQUEAKY!!!!! I FEEL SO POSSESSED!!!!!!! MOOOOO!!!!!! My civics teacher made chicken noises. You are ugly. Pistachios taste good, did you know? I DO NOT RESEMBLE A SHELLFISH!!! Please review this fic.
Jhonen was being dragged. (FUN huh? Bourbour is so ugly) into a living room. It was pretty ugly, donchano. There was lots of.ugly crap. As soon as GHIP dropped Jhonen, he made a wild dash for escape, but an insane female voice stopped him short. "no, I'm telling you, potatoes AREN'T shiny!!! If you move, that big ugly mirror will fall on you and KILL you. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I'm makin' bunny ears." The speaker was a girl with short hair, sewing what looked suspiciously like corn on the cob but was actually a bunny costume. She suddenly glared up at him. "you have a BIG mouth" he had no idea what he was supposed to say at this point.after all, the mirror hung over his head and he valued his life some. in a sudden jerking movement, the bunny suit was passed from the girl sitting on the floor to another who had been inexplicably sitting in the china cabinet. The china cabinet girl whapped Jhonen with something. He came to aaaaaand..oh please god no.I am NOT wearing a bunny suit! But he WAS wearing a bunny suit (the horror, the horror!!!) and the two crazy girls were yanking on the ears. The one who had made the costume said the same thing, over and over again. "doink" Jhonen felt his teeth. They were long and rabbitty. "SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS INFERNAL THING!!!" he shrieked to an uncaring world. Would his salvation come? No, not really. Or not in the form of waffles. Suddenly the high pitched voice of GHIP rang out. "you aren't a good HOBO!!!!" the robot gripped the bunny ears and dragged him away. Down the streets filled with boxes filled with hobos filled with squirrels ((they were HUNGRY!)). Eventually they came back to the perfect loony box. GHIP evicted the two pigeons and a supernova who hadn't payed their rent in the past five seconds, and dumped Jhonen back inside and trotted back to god only knows where. Because of his abnormally long and skinny legs, Jhonen Vasquez was stuck. Stuck inside the perfect loony box..in a bunny suit. THE END AIN'CHA GLAD? MAKES LITTLE SENSE, NO? SQUEAKY!!!!! I FEEL SO POSSESSED!!!!!!! MOOOOO!!!!!! My civics teacher made chicken noises. You are ugly. Pistachios taste good, did you know? I DO NOT RESEMBLE A SHELLFISH!!! Please review this fic.