She sa monoree sabade - You are mine forever
Chapter 6: %@¢& Gerisa-jins!
Vegeta had drifted into an uneasy sleep what seemed to him only minutes ago, when a loud clanking noise woke him. The whole ship shook, and Vegeta rushed to the control panel to see what had happened. Even though he didn't feel exactly happy at the moment, death simply wasn't an option to him.
"Shimatta!" he spat as the control screen showed him a round pink spaceship covered in colorful flowes forming a "peace"-sign. It was rather old and orned with dents, a new one recently added from the collision with Vegeta's ship, and flew in a suspiciously unsteady way. This mystery was explained as the screen for incoming messages sprung to life and a somewhat drowsy-looking alien could be seen. In the background two men and a woman of the same species, clad in long colorful shirts, were leaning against each other and bawling loudly a song wich was probably meant to be "Yellow Submarine", but given their state it was unrecognizable. The female in front seemed at least to know what was going on, because she tried to apologize.
"Shorry dude, forgotta shteer. Nishe party here, wanna shoin? Got lotsh o'weed!"
Vegeta recognized them as Gerisa-jins, a race that had managed to manipulate their genes in a way that they nourished themselves exclusively of weed, and since having a big, neverending party and being constantly high for the last 350 years. Additionally, they had given themselves bright colors ranging from pink to blue and funny patterns. The woman in front was colored in very nice yellow-blue stripes, and bearing a violet peace-sign on her front. Vegeta had encountered their planet on a mission when he was 17 years old. He and Radditz had been so drugged they completely forgot to destroy the planet or indeed anything or anyone. Frieza hadn't been happy.
"No, thanks. But you better be very far away soon, or I might change my mind and make a little party of my own, wich would include blasting you into the next dimension."
The Gerisa-jins were intimidated enough by his glare to decide to leave. Well, maybe not intimidated, they were too stoned to properly decipher his expression. One of the mans in the back proposed to leave, since "tish dude ish no fun", and so they parted, swaying this way and that, seemingly not knowing where to go.
Vegeta watched them fly off, when an alarm bell rung and a message on the main screen informed him that the engine was damaged and he was trapped in the gravity field of the nearest planet, Pija-sei, and drawn towards it with a speed of 4 km/s (or 2,5 miles/second, whatever you like better).
"%@¢& Gerisa-jins!" A stream of filth continued pouring out of his mouth for a few minutes, until he finally gave up and pondered over the question what to do now. The auxiliary engines weren't strong enough to get him out of Pija's gravity field, but they would allow him a - so he hoped - soft landing. He came to the conclusion that he could do nothing but wait and hope the planet was populated and they could repair his ship. With these thoughts he entered the atmosphere of Pija-sei and the auxiliary engines sprang to life.
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Thanks to my loyal reviwer, Camaro! Read her story "Dark Angel", it's an epic B/V AU in a world of Angels and Demons. Bulma is the princess of Angels, and she is captured one day by the King of Hell, Vegeta... StoryID=1041712
If you're not offended by yaoi, read "The Story Of You And Me" by Akemi. It's a heart-moving Goten/Trunks yaoi, where Trunks forgets Goten after a car crash, but he keeps having dreams about him, but he can't remember his name or his features. Then he meets Goten... StoryID=954397
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