Disclaimer: If I owned these characters, I would already have Johnny institutionalized. As for Sam and Max, they'd still be free to terrorize the world. In other news...
Lagomorph: Any of various plant-eating mammals having fully furred feet and two pairs of upper incisors and belonging to the order Lagomorpha, which includes the rabbits, hares, and pikas.
That information might be helpful to a few readers. Also, a quick Google search for those unfamiliar with Johnny the Homicidal Maniac or Sam & Max. Underground comic books are great, but it's so difficult writing material for them that everyone will understand! –Matt
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Sam & Max vs. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
in "How Much Is That Snarling, Flesh-Rending Demon In The Window?"
by Matt Garner
(loosely based on the Greek epic "Sam & Max Eat Some Meat")
Chapter 1
Squee Waxes Poetic. Like A Poetic Thing That's All Waxy and Poetic-Like...
Billions upon billions of gloriously scintillating points of light winked down at Earth from the inky black void of space. Similarly, two (unnaturally large) bright amber eyes gazed upward from behind a window of bulletproof glass. Ten-year-old Todd Casil sighed quietly.
"It sure is pretty tonight, Shmee," Todd squeaked to his spooky little teddy bear, "I like it best when the stars are really bright, like lots of little angels all watching over me... It makes me feel all safe and happy-like..." He smiled peacefully, but poked his bottom lip out a second later in thought.
"... Gee, I sure hope those spooky aliens don't come to kidnap me again tonight. Huh?"
Squee blinked at his bear, then rolled his eyes.
"Now you're just talking crazy, Shmee. I mean, sure, I've seen a lot of hideous monstrosities in my sad, short life; but you actually expect me to think there's a crazy albino biped rabbity thing out there? Hehe... You're silly!"
Suddenly, and without warning, a crazy albino biped rabbity thing leaped up and pressed his face flat against the window, screaming "BOOGITY-BOOGITY-BOOGITY!"
Todd shrieked in fear and hid under his blanket, wondering just how much longer it would be until these kinds of occurrences finally caused him to lose his mind.