Hiya! I'm really really really really really sorry for the absence of updates. It's hard for me to get really hyper in the winter. I think it's something to do with being a Cancer...whatever. *shrugs* Even though I only got one review, here, for your enjoyment, is chapter two of this godforsaken fic! So sit back, relax, and REVIEW!


The Fangirls on Sugar go to Yu-Gi-Oh! Land
Chapter Two

Pegasus strode out onto the balcony impressively. Why? Because evil overlords never just walk anywhere. They always have to stride, or stalk, or loom. It's even part of the job training, "Evil Walks 101." I thought I told you to stop asking questions.

He paused to pose impressively while scanning the crowd for Yugi, spotted him, and started his speech. "You stand before the world's finest duelists, but come tournament's end, only one shall be crowned King of Games," he recited impressively. He was about to continue, but he noticed two girls in the audience making faces and rude gestures at him. He cheerfully flipped them off and finished his speech. Little did he realize that the censors had turned his middle finger into a thumbs-up. Rowan and Meg were rolling on the ground laughing their heads off, and everyone was edging away from them. The crowd glittered with sweatdrops. Yugi and friends were trying to ignore them, for sanity's sake.

They wandered off in a vague sort of direction towards the forest. "So, um," Yugi started, trying to make conversation, "Who are you, anyway? You told us you were hyper fangirls, but that doesn't really tell us who you are, if you know what I mean."

"Then let us deliver our overly dramatic introduction!" Meg declared loudly.

Everyone within earshot (except Rowan) sweatdropped.

"My name is Margaret Elizabeth Loveless Hogan!" she continued, striking a dramatic Twin Signal/Sailor Moon-y pose. "My friends call me Meg! But on fanfiction.net I'm known as...Saria-chan!" She flashed the V-sign.

"Saria...chan?" Tristan asked, twitching oddly.

"Well, my pen name is Sage Saria. But I like to be called Saria-chan. It makes me sound all young and cute!" She made the ^_^ face - and since this was an anime world, she could actually do that. "Anyway, your turn, Rowan."

"My name is Rowan Laidlaw - bored student by day, hyper fangirl by afternoon!" Rowan said, striking over-dramatic poses. "On the web, I'm known as Rini-chan! Aaaaaand...I'm running out of cool lines to say!" There was a collective sweatdrop.

"And together we are known as..." they said together, pausing dramatically and standing back to back, "...The Fangirls on Sugar!"

Suddenly a short perky goth appeared out of a plot hole. "I LIKE PIE!" she yelled before disappearing again.

"Who was that?" Yugi-tachi said astonishedly. They do that so well, don't they?

"That was Jordi," Rowan answered.

"Better get used to her, she asked to make random appearances," Meg added.

"And since she asked so nicely, how could we refuse?"

There was a sort of vacuum-like sound as Yugi-tachi blinked together. "Well, then!" Tea said. "Let's, um, go do something."

"Um, yes. Let's." Joey replied. They continued in the vague sort of direction towards the forest that they had been going in earlier and saw Weevil, who started running further into the forest. They all gave chase, except for Meg and Rowan, who walked leisurely down the forest path, admiring the pretty flowers and moths...okay, so they weren't quite that leisurely. But they wouldn't have missed much if they had been. As it was, Weevil had just played the Killer Needle when they rejoined our group.

Both Rowan and Meg suddenly freaked for seemingly no reason at all and dove to the ground behind Joey.

"Hey, what's wit' you two freaks?" Joey exclaimed angrily.

"I really don't like bugs," Meg shivered.

"I really don't like bees," Rowan said at the same time.

"It's just a hologram, dummies! It's not gonna hurt you!"

"Are you sure you meant to say 'dummies,' Joey?" Rowan asked snidely.

Joey rolled his eyes. "Of course I meant to say dummies! Jeez, you two are the weirdest people I know!"

"Thanks!"

"Keep it down guys, they're dueling!" Tea hushed them.

Rowan rolled her eyes. "Fine, but we're staying down here."

"Suit yourself." Tea turned back to the duel.

The duel went on...and on, and on, and on..."Is it just me, or do these guys really like to talk?" Rowan asked sleepily at one point.

"You think they're bad, wait till the Pegasus duel," Meg answered, yawning.

"Good point."

"Yay! Yugi won!" The cheerleaders section burst into 'yays' as the two duelists floated down from their respective dueling...spots. Weevil whined. Stuff happened. Meg and Rowan kicked Weevil in the back of the head. Yayness! Weevil was shipped out, and our main characters went on their merry way.

"Okay, bring 'em on! I'm itchin' to duel and I'm takin' on the next player we see," Joey yelled enthusiastically.

"Better not turn around, then," Rowan giggled.

Joey sweatdropped. "Jeez, you weren't supposed to take it seriously..." The group watched as he trailed off into his requisite flashback, Rowan yawning loudly and Meg falling strangely (and tearily) silent.

He was immediately ambushed by Meg when he snapped out of it. "So, Joey, do you go to the movies?"

"Uh...sometimes..."

"What movie did you last see?"

"Um...Titanic..."

"Did you cry?" Meg asked hopefully.

"Yeah...when the band started playing 'Nearer My God to Thee'..." Joey was officially puzzled.

"Squee!" Meg latched onto his arm. "He's a movie cryer, how can I not love this guy?"

"Um...Can we move on now?" Joey asked.

"Okay!" Meg said, making the ^_^ face again. "But I'm keeping your arm."

Everyone facevaulted...including Joey, dragging Meg down with him, putting them in a very...awkward...position.

"Must you do that, you two?" Rowan asked.

"Nope!" Meg chirped cheerfully as Joey blushed and scrambled to his feet.

"Okay. Just checking," Rowan replied just as cheerfully as everyone sweatdropped.

Everyone stood there for a second, looking at something.

"KITTY!" Rowan suddenly said, at a really, really high pitch, causing everyone to jump about a foot into the air.

"Badump-sh!" Meg added.


And now, I will end the chapter at a very pointless spot! ^_^

New chapter coming soon: Mai and the dancing chihuahas!

No, that statement didn't have anything to do with the next chapter...but hey! Long live randomness! I like pie. Especially pumpkin pie. And monkeys have feet, you know. ^_^

Inside Jokes: The vacuum-like blinking sound...I got from The Pencil Show (GO READ!) and the "Kitty! *rimshot*" came from Saria's fic The Pizza Show. Not much else, I don't think.

Disclaimer: Guess what? You know everything I said I didn't own last chapter? I still don't own it. I also don't own Titanic, Twin Signal or Sailor Moon. Or the song "Nearer My God to Thee." Jordi belongs to herself, as far as I know.