Disclaimer: I do not own any of the newsies, so don't bug me about it. Pooh.
~Belonker
Trouble in a Manhattan Paradise
Kloppman comes upstairs where all the Manhattan newsboys are enjoying their few precious hours of slumber. One by one, he wakes up every newsboy, until only Crutchy remains. Everyone watches out of the corners of their eyes as Kloppman kicks out the boy's crutch for a pleasant wake up call. He nicely states,
"Gid up ya lousy gimp!" Crutchy falls to the ground and kisses the plywood floor. The Newsboys' Lodging House is filled with laughter.
Crutchy was tired of all the abuse, so instead of washing up, he goes to Smith and Wesson's Guns and Ammunition shop. Once inside he peruses the isles looking for the perfect weapon. His eyes light up like a little boy on Christmas morning, when he lay eyes on her. He lovingly caresses the heavy steel, 12 gauge shot gun. He the gun and slams it on the counter telling the cashier,
"This'll do," in his extremely annoying and high pitched girly voice. The cashier tries to reason with the idiotic insane boy.
"You'se a gimp, kid. Dis heah gun's got so much kick, she'll knock ya straight off ya crutch." Crutchy disregards the cashier's warning claiming,
"I'se don' cah, I'll take 'a." The cashier asks one more question before letting the psychopath leave,
"Ah you'se by any chance in da postal soivace (service)?" Crutchy turns and throws a switchblade in between the man's eyes. Blood pours out of the opening and streams down to the cold floor.
Crutchy limps back to the Lodging House, his gun stashed safely in his trousers, where no one would suspect. The first person to speak to Crutchy was Jack. Unfortunately for the cowboy, he said,
"Hey eveybahdy, da gimp's back!" All the boys laugh hysterically. Crutchy's eyes turn red and he shouts,
"Dat's enough o' dat Jackie!" He pulls out the shot gun and rests it on Jack's stomach. "See ya Jackie boy," Crutchy says before blowing him to smithereens. The rest of the boys' grins are quickly replaced with frowns.
Racetrack turns to run, but Crutchy was too fast for the gambler.
"I guess dis is yoah las' gamble," Crutchy says before blasting Race's brains through his nostrils.
Meanwhile, Boots is trying to flank the insane psycho from behind. Boot's jumps at him, but Crutchy with his cat like reflexes, and smashes Boots in the face with the butt of the gun. The hit causes Boots to shatter his jaw and convulsively vomit. He falls to the floor in complete shock.
Crutchy continues his massacre, killing off every one of the boys who had always been so mean to him.
Denton, bursts in the door, for his nightly stroll with Davy. Much to his dismay, Davy lay on the floor in a puddle of blood. Thousands of pellets in his dismembered skull. Denton quickly pulls out his machete and throws it as hard as he can at the rampaging monster who took away his only love.
Unfortunately for Denton, the wooden handle hits Crutchy in the face, making him even madder, like a bull. Thinking fast, the ugly bow tied homosexual pedophile, kicks out Crutchy's crutch, causing him to fall to the ground. Denton starts laughing and can't stop, yelling,
"Hey, look everybody, the gimp fell down again."
End.
~Belonker
Trouble in a Manhattan Paradise
Kloppman comes upstairs where all the Manhattan newsboys are enjoying their few precious hours of slumber. One by one, he wakes up every newsboy, until only Crutchy remains. Everyone watches out of the corners of their eyes as Kloppman kicks out the boy's crutch for a pleasant wake up call. He nicely states,
"Gid up ya lousy gimp!" Crutchy falls to the ground and kisses the plywood floor. The Newsboys' Lodging House is filled with laughter.
Crutchy was tired of all the abuse, so instead of washing up, he goes to Smith and Wesson's Guns and Ammunition shop. Once inside he peruses the isles looking for the perfect weapon. His eyes light up like a little boy on Christmas morning, when he lay eyes on her. He lovingly caresses the heavy steel, 12 gauge shot gun. He the gun and slams it on the counter telling the cashier,
"This'll do," in his extremely annoying and high pitched girly voice. The cashier tries to reason with the idiotic insane boy.
"You'se a gimp, kid. Dis heah gun's got so much kick, she'll knock ya straight off ya crutch." Crutchy disregards the cashier's warning claiming,
"I'se don' cah, I'll take 'a." The cashier asks one more question before letting the psychopath leave,
"Ah you'se by any chance in da postal soivace (service)?" Crutchy turns and throws a switchblade in between the man's eyes. Blood pours out of the opening and streams down to the cold floor.
Crutchy limps back to the Lodging House, his gun stashed safely in his trousers, where no one would suspect. The first person to speak to Crutchy was Jack. Unfortunately for the cowboy, he said,
"Hey eveybahdy, da gimp's back!" All the boys laugh hysterically. Crutchy's eyes turn red and he shouts,
"Dat's enough o' dat Jackie!" He pulls out the shot gun and rests it on Jack's stomach. "See ya Jackie boy," Crutchy says before blowing him to smithereens. The rest of the boys' grins are quickly replaced with frowns.
Racetrack turns to run, but Crutchy was too fast for the gambler.
"I guess dis is yoah las' gamble," Crutchy says before blasting Race's brains through his nostrils.
Meanwhile, Boots is trying to flank the insane psycho from behind. Boot's jumps at him, but Crutchy with his cat like reflexes, and smashes Boots in the face with the butt of the gun. The hit causes Boots to shatter his jaw and convulsively vomit. He falls to the floor in complete shock.
Crutchy continues his massacre, killing off every one of the boys who had always been so mean to him.
Denton, bursts in the door, for his nightly stroll with Davy. Much to his dismay, Davy lay on the floor in a puddle of blood. Thousands of pellets in his dismembered skull. Denton quickly pulls out his machete and throws it as hard as he can at the rampaging monster who took away his only love.
Unfortunately for Denton, the wooden handle hits Crutchy in the face, making him even madder, like a bull. Thinking fast, the ugly bow tied homosexual pedophile, kicks out Crutchy's crutch, causing him to fall to the ground. Denton starts laughing and can't stop, yelling,
"Hey, look everybody, the gimp fell down again."
End.